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context take into context context context is everybody being hurt I'm not

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saying you're an idiot some people have been marginalized who's doing what

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everyone needs to be heard even the idiots we need to get to a level playing

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field especially the idiots can't say that what I'm saying is they're being

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antagonistic I don't like your tone what's a discourse we will say that who's

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saying what what matters is the debate has transcended many fora what matters is

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you're being a cunt you would say that it's not right everyone needs to be heard

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in this not just you and me it's not referendum it's referenda you're not

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fucking listening to me it's not great this is a topic fraught with danger and

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intrepidation we're going round in circles don't take that tone with me there needs

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to be an open-ended debate about this don't you dare but who's to say what say

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that to me ever again it's not just all of us everyone needs to be heard I think the

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daylight they suffer greatly what matters is a white rush through the birds push came to Higgins

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One, two, three. Higgins is such a mean bastard. Higgins. Tiddlywicking. Higgins. Certainly amuses me. And that is what Higgins has done. Higgins. He's probably the biggest dickhead in the world. Higgins. Certainly entertains me. And that is what Higgins has done. Higgins. Real quality of Higgins. Erotic, junky, boring. Higgins. I wish I hadn't ever seen him. Higgins. Higgins. This little junky.

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Cocoa Mocha. Please. Cocoa Mocha. Is this a bad thing for kids to be playing this? Or is there a good side to it? Is this a bad thing for kids to be playing this? Or is there a good side to it? I'm insatuated with women. We've got the final part of this bastard is upon us. It's right here.

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It's right now. It's pure fucking fighter jet. Watch out. There's a fucking fighter jet coming down. Get out!

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Did someone just drop a bomb on this shit? Because that stuff was a blast.

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Is that a helicopter? Jesus Christ! Pure fucking fighter jet, man. Pure fucking Higgins.

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Tommy, you there?

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Tom.

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Tom.

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Hello. How are you?

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Like a great white thrush through the burnish bush.

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Ken Higgins.

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One, two, three. Tom. Come in to me, Tom. Are you there?

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I'm here. I said hello to you before. Tupo. Thanks very much for the tip there. Ryan McDyre. Thank you very much for the tip.

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I hope you're getting out on well. The two, yeah. And everybody else there who's tuned in. Everybody, I can see a few people in the chat already.

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Barry, Crav, Tom, Jimmy, Galv, Castello, Quib, Coleman, and none other than Nobby Gobbler.

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Coming in there with a five spot.

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Lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely bit of stuff there.

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Lovely bit of stuff.

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I can't emphasize that enough.

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I want to say something here.

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I've got this, uh, the Gordon Ramsay clip that I was shiting on about there a couple

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of weeks ago where he's, uh, they let it go out on air.

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Let me have a look.

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Hopefully this plays, the audio plays through here.

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But this went out at half eleven in the morning.

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Let me see if this, uh, audio is playing for me.

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Yeah, it plays for me.

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This went out at half eleven in the morning and they had to pull it.

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It's not really that funny, but I found it very funny.

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What kind of, I don't even remember this show.

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Uh, as people are saying nowadays.

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Wow.

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It's wild.

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Can't believe that this happened.

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It was wild.

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Like, I'm not even on about the language.

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I'm not about the content of the show.

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He's going into hotels.

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He's saving marriages.

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He's telling people they've got problems.

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He's getting rid of ghosts.

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He's an exorcist.

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He's probably doing dinners as well.

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He's getting showered.

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It's all fucking going on.

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And how did they, surely they knew that it was a fucking, uh, like a Gordon Ramsay show.

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It's just going to be really fucking full of swearing anyway.

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Thank you very much there, Quarteng's Kitchen Nightmares.

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I hope you're getting on well.

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And we can take that down a peg or two.

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Quasi-quarteng.

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Quasi-thank you.

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Um, but they should really have known better.

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Mizoni, thank you very much, Mizoni Cork.

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Uh, Herb Gallagher.

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Thank you very much, Herb Gallagher, for the tip there.

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And Mamaduck, thank you very much, Mamaduck.

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Let's, uh, let's get back into this now you're talking too much, Shite.

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I know.

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But it had to be done because I found the clip that I was talking Shite about.

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And I would forget about it if I didn't, uh, if I did not.

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I think that's the one.

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That's the one.

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Andy the Fork, thank you very much for that.

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Lovely, lovely.

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I've just saved it.

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I don't want to, I don't want to overwrite.

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Thank you very much there.

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It's raw.

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Thank you very much.

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And, uh, Andy the Fork and Darren's Savage Massey Hat.

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Okay, so we're at the final chapter.

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The final piece of the conquest.

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Is here.

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This is 1502 or 1496 or whatever year it was that Columbus did the fucking sailing over yonder.

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And this is the conquest where we finally put fucking this cunt to bed.

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I'm not talking about the fly there.

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I'm talking about everyone involved in the rest of this, uh, godforsaken island.

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Crasher the Twin Cam.

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Thank you very much, Crasher the Twin Cam.

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Look here now.

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I think.

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Oh, yeah.

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I'm gonna have to redo this fucking situation I did the other night.

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This is where I gave up because I got so far.

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And in the end, it didn't even matter.

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Unbelievable tippage there, Tom, from BiPath.

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Tom?

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Thank you very much there, BiPath.

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Very, very kind of you.

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You're getting on well.

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Very, very tone of him.

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And, uh, we're gonna really do it justice now.

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And send this Saddler back to whence he came.

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We know that he has, uh, been infected big-time good old Shile by an absolute cuntish clag.

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And, uh, we're gonna put him out of his misery.

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Not that I want him to be out of his misery.

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But that we want to get off the island.

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Only way to do that is to send that guy to sleep very, very quickly and speedily.

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12.30, please.

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Thank you very much.

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What's going on there, Francis?

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He's, uh, he's well-placed.

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He's strategically placed behind, uh, Robbie.

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Thank you very much for the tip there.

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He's strategically placed behind some metal bars.

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Give me a real fucking hard time.

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So, yes.

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Uh, I'm gonna save the bullets.

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In the rifle.

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And take out these guys from a nice angle here.

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This guy's got a fucking...

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We can't afford to let this guy give him any time.

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So...

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Headshot a go-go.

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You know, he had a rocket launcher on him.

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So...

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And these guys are all actually...

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We need to go up and provoke a reaction.

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Because every action has a reaction.

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It's the law of fucking physics.

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Jelly Pelt.

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Thank you very much for foraging us.

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Essential bit of foragement there.

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I don't know about that Farage thing, actually, Tom.

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Why don't you know about it?

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Well, I don't want us to be fucking promoting them.

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I think we're promoting them by using that.

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It was never the intention.

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It was more of a kind of...

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Want to use that striptease, final face, still frame sort of terror job for the horror, you know?

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Yeah, it's pretty...

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It's pretty terrifying, I have to...

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I have to say.

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I don't think that's promoting them.

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You never know how these things work.

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It could be a kind of...

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You know, people might be...

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Enjoying that.

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Or getting a laugh out of it.

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And then thinking...

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Ah, fucking Farage.

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He's fucking south.

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I don't think that would be a situation, to be honest.

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Doesn't come into it, right, sir?

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It could be any fucker that you've got up there.

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If anyone did a striptease like that, there is no.

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2N, YPD, Dodge, Spud, Nick, and Kojin.

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How are you?

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Thank you very much.

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You're doing well here.

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Yeah, this is for Spuddo and Kojin.

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Really fucking doing well.

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Not even letting these guys get up.

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Which is what they want to do.

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Ah, yes!

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Special fried Declan Rice.

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Thank you very much, sir.

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Beautiful.

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Beautiful stuff.

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And good night, Ari, and Jelly Pelt.

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Very, very kind of you, lads.

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Or ladies.

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Or whatever the hell you are.

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Whatever you fuckers are identifying as these days.

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You could be one of these cunts.

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I'd still say thank you.

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That fucker sent me a tip.

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I'd still say thanks to him.

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I wouldn't like if he tried to kill me with his razor-sharp tentacles.

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Tentacles.

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Oh, craft up a lovely bit of herb there.

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And that's a sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, lovely piece of herbage.

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Very nice indeed.

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Yeah, you need to craft a few bullets there for yourself.

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Because you're out of the hanggun.

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And you haven't been downtown to get some.

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And they're coming up the ladder.

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It's fucking...

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He's got a baseball bat.

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The melee.

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Kendo Nagasaki.

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Thank you very much.

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And Conrad.

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Shotgun.

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Fucking dangerous.

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Fuckin' dangerous.

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What?

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What?

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Oh, you're fucked.

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Oh, no.

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Back to the drawing board again.

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Disgusting.

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Who'd have thought that guy would have popped up into a fucking metamorphosis jab?

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Franz Kafka's probably fucking shitting in his bed.

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Which is inside a grave.

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At the moment.

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Because that guy took us all by surprise.

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And really put the cat amongst the pigeons.

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There were actually no fucking pigeons left.

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That fucker had scared them all away.

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Less said about the cats the better.

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I haven't seen any cats around here.

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And how the fuck is...

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How the hell is this guy...

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Managed to...

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See us all the way down here.

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And we got all the way up to the fucking place the last time.

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And the fucker never seen us.

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Okobiento, he says.

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Okobiento, is it?

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Guy here.

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A beautiful bit of Tuesday's treatment, says Conrad.

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These noises are hilarious also.

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Release my friend from Zimbabwe.

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Would ya?

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Are you asking me?

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I'm just reading out what the fella said.

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What are you going to release it?

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Captain Sack, thank you very much.

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Captain Sack, I'm not going to release it.

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You've got the file.

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You're the man with the file.

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It does need to go through another pass of production, I think, before it can be released.

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Give me a fucking break.

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Be handy now if you watch yourself.

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You don't want to blow up there.

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00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:47,180
There's a couple of bear traps and there's a...

257
00:14:47,180 --> 00:14:49,200
Jesus Christ.

258
00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:51,920
Fellas speak in Spanish up there.

259
00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:55,460
What the hell is going to happen to these guys?

260
00:14:55,580 --> 00:14:58,580
I mean, we're really fingers crossed here.

261
00:14:58,820 --> 00:14:59,600
Hoping, praying.

262
00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:01,080
Hoping against hope.

263
00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:02,600
That's...

264
00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:02,600
That...

265
00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:05,600
The sentences...

266
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:08,700
Are going to be very harsh on these guys.

267
00:15:09,420 --> 00:15:10,460
Trish, not Chris.

268
00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:11,780
Torrhoff, thank you very much.

269
00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:13,980
Thanks, Trish.

270
00:15:16,420 --> 00:15:17,260
Or Chris.

271
00:15:17,420 --> 00:15:19,300
Whatever the fuck you want to call it.

272
00:15:19,700 --> 00:15:23,160
Now, let's see what we've got going on right here.

273
00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:27,240
Not very much.

274
00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:31,820
I'm a bit upset with the way this has panned out so far.

275
00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:32,540
And...

276
00:15:32,540 --> 00:15:35,880
All right.

277
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,000
These guys weren't alerted the last time.

278
00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:40,000
It's quite bizarre.

279
00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:41,960
It is.

280
00:15:43,220 --> 00:15:43,820
I tell you.

281
00:15:45,280 --> 00:15:49,420
You know the fucking meanin' of bizarre in ten minutes when we make it up to Sadler's Gaff.

282
00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:51,500
It's...

283
00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:53,340
Ten minutes is a rough extremization.

284
00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:54,880
Now, it could be an hour.

285
00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:55,960
It could be an hour and a half.

286
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:56,500
I'm not sure.

287
00:15:56,580 --> 00:15:57,460
But...

288
00:15:57,460 --> 00:15:58,000
It's...

289
00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,820
It's within sight.

290
00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:01,760
It's...

291
00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:02,420
It's palpable.

292
00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:04,820
And the tension is tight.

293
00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:06,360
The tension is high.

294
00:16:06,980 --> 00:16:07,860
Spirits are high.

295
00:16:09,180 --> 00:16:11,160
As we do the quick turn around.

296
00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:12,580
Run away trick.

297
00:16:13,260 --> 00:16:14,860
Back to...

298
00:16:14,860 --> 00:16:18,460
Top of this lovely little stone building here.

299
00:16:19,580 --> 00:16:21,480
And we can take these guys out from afar.

300
00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:24,060
Should actually go back to the fucking merchant.

301
00:16:24,580 --> 00:16:25,780
And do up your vest.

302
00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:27,220
No wonder you're getting bloobered.

303
00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:32,020
Maybe you're right, Tom.

304
00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:33,580
Maybe you're right.

305
00:16:33,700 --> 00:16:34,400
What about this, though?

306
00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:35,820
What about this?

307
00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:38,200
Sorry.

308
00:16:40,620 --> 00:16:41,620
That was a way...

309
00:16:41,620 --> 00:16:44,400
I just fucking threw the thing across into the sea.

310
00:16:45,660 --> 00:16:47,200
Threw the bastard into the sea.

311
00:16:47,820 --> 00:16:49,180
And again, a second one.

312
00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:53,080
I should be dead.

313
00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:55,320
I should be dead just for fucking doing that.

314
00:16:55,320 --> 00:17:04,520
Just kill me.

315
00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:05,860
Just fucking kill me now.

316
00:17:08,660 --> 00:17:09,960
Straight back to the merchant.

317
00:17:10,300 --> 00:17:11,760
We're doing up that vest.

318
00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:13,040
And we're coming back.

319
00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:14,260
And we're coming back swinging.

320
00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:15,980
In this next little session.

321
00:17:15,980 --> 00:17:21,600
Thank you very much there, Captain Saktrish.

322
00:17:21,740 --> 00:17:23,900
Peter and Lobu from Zimbabwe.

323
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:24,960
Thank you very much there.

324
00:17:25,100 --> 00:17:26,880
I don't think he was from Zimbabwe.

325
00:17:27,020 --> 00:17:28,060
I'm not sure about that.

326
00:17:29,180 --> 00:17:29,960
Could be wrong, though.

327
00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:37,620
That's your vest on.

328
00:17:39,020 --> 00:17:40,320
Unnecessary for the knife.

329
00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:42,740
Up to your ability.

330
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:44,340
Come back anytime.

331
00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:47,400
Have a look.

332
00:17:47,740 --> 00:17:50,800
See what you can mix up in the medicine cabinet here.

333
00:17:52,060 --> 00:17:54,020
Craft a bit of fucking magic for yourself.

334
00:17:58,080 --> 00:18:00,240
Maybe stick that herb into here as well.

335
00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:02,520
Maybe wait till you get out.

336
00:18:02,780 --> 00:18:04,240
Mix it with the yellow and stick it in.

337
00:18:04,860 --> 00:18:06,740
But you know, the yellow has no point to you.

338
00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:09,180
Put the green in now.

339
00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:14,440
Thanks, Sam, for the liquid information there.

340
00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:18,100
And we've got another one of these fucking Flygo boys.

341
00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:21,520
Flygo.

342
00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:22,520
Flygo.

343
00:18:23,980 --> 00:18:25,040
My lovely horse.

344
00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:26,400
Thank you very much there.

345
00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:28,520
For the lovely tip.

346
00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:30,020
Now.

347
00:18:30,740 --> 00:18:32,240
We've got another one of these

348
00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:34,780
blood-sucking fucking freaks.

349
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:40,720
Eight-legged freaks.

350
00:18:40,780 --> 00:18:41,820
I've never seen that film.

351
00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:43,960
Not that these are arachnids themselves,

352
00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:45,100
but I remember

353
00:18:45,100 --> 00:18:49,220
seeing German TV advert for it at the time

354
00:18:49,220 --> 00:18:50,640
and they didn't call it

355
00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:53,160
Eight-legged freaks in Germany.

356
00:18:56,380 --> 00:18:57,420
What was it like?

357
00:18:58,420 --> 00:18:59,840
Spider attacks or something.

358
00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:02,260
No, you're close, though.

359
00:19:02,260 --> 00:19:07,940
Spider killers.

360
00:19:07,940 --> 00:19:08,040
Spider killers.

361
00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:13,880
No, you were nearly there with the attacks.

362
00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:17,540
Spiders are gonna attack you.

363
00:19:20,820 --> 00:19:21,780
It's not...

364
00:19:21,780 --> 00:19:23,500
It's good, but it's not the right answer.

365
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,240
Attacked by Spiros.

366
00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:32,520
It's good, but it's not the right answer.

367
00:19:32,620 --> 00:19:33,420
It's so close.

368
00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:37,940
Jaws 2.

369
00:19:39,620 --> 00:19:41,480
Jaws 2 is a film about a shark.

370
00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:43,240
Sequel about a fucking shark, Tam.

371
00:19:45,900 --> 00:19:46,740
Jaws 3.

372
00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:49,840
It's good, but it's not the right...

373
00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:51,680
It's shit, but it's not the right answer.

374
00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:00,980
That's a Star Wars film.

375
00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:02,600
I mean, that's a fucking...

376
00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:06,760
That's a fucking Indiana Jones film, Tam.

377
00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:12,460
Derek Chisora from Zimbabwe.

378
00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:15,240
That's not a film, Tam.

379
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:17,520
There's a fellow who tipped in there.

380
00:20:17,620 --> 00:20:18,620
I'm reading the tip.

381
00:20:20,360 --> 00:20:21,080
Carry on, Tam.

382
00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:25,720
Thanks very much for the tip there, Derek Chisora from Zimbabwe.

383
00:20:25,780 --> 00:20:26,640
Hope you're getting on well.

384
00:20:30,140 --> 00:20:31,380
Iraq attack, Tam.

385
00:20:32,980 --> 00:20:33,840
Iraq attack?

386
00:20:34,860 --> 00:20:36,020
Was it set in Iraq?

387
00:20:38,140 --> 00:20:40,360
No, it was Iraq, like arachnid.

388
00:20:40,460 --> 00:20:42,000
They called it a rack attack.

389
00:20:45,260 --> 00:20:46,380
It's a shite name for a film.

390
00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:47,320
I wouldn't go watch that.

391
00:20:50,380 --> 00:20:52,840
But did you watch 8-legged freaks, though?

392
00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:55,400
Did not go watch that.

393
00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:56,060
No, it looks shite.

394
00:20:57,900 --> 00:20:59,660
This still hasn't triggered.

395
00:21:00,020 --> 00:21:01,140
I'm not sure why.

396
00:21:01,420 --> 00:21:02,780
And this guy's still alive!

397
00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:13,720
Thank you for your glorious tips.

398
00:21:16,340 --> 00:21:20,860
Thank you for your glorious tip.

399
00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:25,320
Holly Winter, thank you very much for your glorious tip.

400
00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:27,520
Yep, yep.

401
00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:30,420
You've fucked yourself up there.

402
00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:32,120
Thanks very much for the tip.

403
00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:36,480
Holly Winter and Bell Mullet Ballot Egg.

404
00:21:36,580 --> 00:21:37,500
Thank you very much there.

405
00:21:37,940 --> 00:21:41,740
Let's have a little look up here and try and see if we can get these guys to run after us.

406
00:21:42,460 --> 00:21:43,580
Why they have a...

407
00:21:43,580 --> 00:21:46,420
Blue Sky, thank you very much, Blue Sky.

408
00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:47,920
Very kind of.

409
00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:50,600
Maybe you could...

410
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:53,300
Could you not distract these fuckers and bring them...

411
00:21:53,300 --> 00:21:54,420
Oh yeah, can't you?

412
00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:56,420
Bring them down the...

413
00:21:56,420 --> 00:21:59,200
Oh, for fuck.

414
00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:00,640
You're getting abolished already.

415
00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:03,520
The fish that you had done up.

416
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:04,640
It's...

417
00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:06,900
As good as nearly no use to you now.

418
00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:07,960
There we go.

419
00:22:08,020 --> 00:22:08,660
That's what you wanted.

420
00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:11,240
That is what I wanted.

421
00:22:11,340 --> 00:22:12,280
Thanks very much there.

422
00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:16,160
Beautiful, beautiful stuff there from Graveler.

423
00:22:16,460 --> 00:22:17,300
Bruce Graveler.

424
00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:19,220
Who probably is from Zimbabwe.

425
00:22:19,460 --> 00:22:21,320
Or one of those places down there.

426
00:22:22,220 --> 00:22:23,500
Sensual piece of pudding.

427
00:22:23,660 --> 00:22:25,040
Thank you very much for your tip.

428
00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:26,560
Very, very kind of you tonight.

429
00:22:28,980 --> 00:22:29,600
Hell yeah.

430
00:22:30,220 --> 00:22:31,740
Things aren't going to be too kind.

431
00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:33,460
For these guys.

432
00:22:33,860 --> 00:22:36,620
Cause you gotta be cruel to be kind.

433
00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:39,580
Cruel to be kind.

434
00:22:44,360 --> 00:22:45,740
Katsu in Zimbabwe.

435
00:22:45,860 --> 00:22:47,080
Thank you for the foragement.

436
00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:50,580
Sensual piece of foragement.

437
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:52,200
Being dispatched towards us.

438
00:22:52,580 --> 00:22:53,760
At record paces.

439
00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:57,720
Benty of pesetas for you in hell, you cunt.

440
00:22:58,420 --> 00:22:59,400
Sorry about the language.

441
00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:01,020
It is what it is.

442
00:23:01,420 --> 00:23:02,560
And that's what it is.

443
00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:06,120
It is what it is.

444
00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:07,400
And that's what it is.

445
00:23:07,500 --> 00:23:08,900
Complete and utter sense.

446
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:11,520
What else will be talked from the uncle.

447
00:23:12,020 --> 00:23:14,440
As he's keeping us abreast of all the latest updates.

448
00:23:14,940 --> 00:23:17,260
Adding a lovely bit of color to the proceedings.

449
00:23:18,140 --> 00:23:20,420
Pity the only color these cunts are going to be seeing.

450
00:23:20,820 --> 00:23:21,860
Is the color red.

451
00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:25,800
From the massive bloody explosions that are going on.

452
00:23:26,140 --> 00:23:27,620
In their souls at the moment.

453
00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:30,640
Those fucking things.

454
00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:32,000
Oh.

455
00:23:32,180 --> 00:23:32,800
Out of bullets.

456
00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:38,180
Let's lob this bass into us here.

457
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:43,480
And then let's see if we can accumulate a few bullies.

458
00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:44,960
With this situation.

459
00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:47,200
Known as the craft menu.

460
00:23:47,660 --> 00:23:48,240
And we can.

461
00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:50,680
And that's ten bullets for our gun there.

462
00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:52,520
Beautiful piece of impuzzlement.

463
00:23:52,520 --> 00:24:05,380
Another fucker.

464
00:24:05,780 --> 00:24:05,920
Oh.

465
00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:08,540
Crazy world of Arthur Brown.

466
00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:09,480
Thank you very much.

467
00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:12,640
This guy is an absolute machine.

468
00:24:15,140 --> 00:24:16,760
Cruel to be kind.

469
00:24:16,900 --> 00:24:17,480
And again.

470
00:24:19,260 --> 00:24:20,360
My good god.

471
00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:25,320
They're really fucking putting the cat amongst the pigeons tonight.

472
00:24:26,220 --> 00:24:28,160
I did think I was the only cat in town.

473
00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:29,140
Turns out.

474
00:24:29,540 --> 00:24:30,160
This place.

475
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:32,320
Has a whole world.

476
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:33,380
Of fucking felines.

477
00:24:33,620 --> 00:24:35,400
Ready to stir pigeon.

478
00:24:37,060 --> 00:24:39,060
And this guy is hanging out the top there.

479
00:24:39,580 --> 00:24:40,480
Nearly falling off.

480
00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:41,220
Look at the shade of him.

481
00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:42,900
He's dropped something.

482
00:24:43,220 --> 00:24:43,960
Can you pick it up?

483
00:24:44,060 --> 00:24:44,520
You can't.

484
00:24:45,100 --> 00:24:45,900
It's glitched.

485
00:24:46,500 --> 00:24:49,460
He's dropped it right at the most inconvenient place.

486
00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:50,660
Between the ladder.

487
00:24:51,060 --> 00:24:51,720
And the way you.

488
00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:53,020
The place that you stand.

489
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:55,820
And you can't pick up the pickuppable.

490
00:24:57,200 --> 00:24:59,240
It's a piece of gunpowder he's dropped.

491
00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:03,320
Just gonna have to wave goodbye to that I'm afraid.

492
00:25:03,460 --> 00:25:04,300
Thank you very much there.

493
00:25:04,380 --> 00:25:06,180
Paddy and Katsu in Zimbabwe.

494
00:25:06,540 --> 00:25:07,580
Sensual piece of pudding.

495
00:25:07,740 --> 00:25:08,960
Crazy world of Arthur Brown.

496
00:25:09,060 --> 00:25:09,360
Thank you.

497
00:25:11,460 --> 00:25:13,260
Before we had Hashmaker.

498
00:25:13,700 --> 00:25:15,240
Fucking Hashmaker Band.

499
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:17,500
Thank you very much there for the tip.

500
00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:18,140
Look at this.

501
00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:20,460
Lovely stuff down here.

502
00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:21,540
You go looking for it.

503
00:25:21,540 --> 00:25:22,220
You might find it.

504
00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:24,980
There's a bad boy down here.

505
00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:26,020
He's gonna do up our vest.

506
00:25:26,100 --> 00:25:26,760
We've met him before.

507
00:25:26,860 --> 00:25:27,520
He's a nice guy.

508
00:25:31,260 --> 00:25:31,660
Clan.

509
00:25:33,100 --> 00:25:34,420
Thanks very much for the tip.

510
00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:36,440
Hope you're doing well man.

511
00:25:37,660 --> 00:25:38,540
Very kind to you.

512
00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:41,020
Tune up that fucking vest.

513
00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:42,440
There we go.

514
00:25:43,620 --> 00:25:44,640
Don't you worry man.

515
00:25:44,700 --> 00:25:45,960
We'll give it plenty of fucking care.

516
00:25:46,020 --> 00:25:48,320
We might even save the game just to be safe.

517
00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:50,440
Save the game there.

518
00:25:50,860 --> 00:25:53,340
As a sweet sweet sweet piece of beef.

519
00:25:53,340 --> 00:25:56,560
has been tipped into us via Fred Durst's.

520
00:25:57,760 --> 00:26:00,800
Ill-fated foray into the PlayStation 1.

521
00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:02,440
Beat-em-up genre.

522
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:05,160
Known as Fred Durst.

523
00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:05,980
And another one there.

524
00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:08,640
Fred Durst wrecked shit or get or die trying.

525
00:26:08,860 --> 00:26:12,260
Dermy Duffy and Shafay's electric butt plug.

526
00:26:12,740 --> 00:26:14,180
As I just glance across there.

527
00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:22,920
I see that none other than clan resident haiku expert extraordinaire Vin Van Diesel.

528
00:26:23,140 --> 00:26:30,540
Is back with another sweet sweet piece of Japanese stanza action.

529
00:26:31,300 --> 00:26:40,240
a japan... japan... japan... japan... not gonna bother trying it. It's not gonna sound great. Japan Stanza. Thank you very much.

530
00:26:42,980 --> 00:26:46,180
Yep, what's it saying there? Is it... is it prophetic?

531
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:54,520
It could be prophetic. Let's have a little look there and see. Faraj... here we go. Faraj plane crash.

532
00:26:55,300 --> 00:26:58,780
Haiku. That's just the title of it. It's not the actual haiku.

533
00:26:58,780 --> 00:27:07,500
I'll read anyway because I don't think you're actually able to fucking read properly. It doesn't sound like you're able to read lines at all.

534
00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:21,180
Shmoak trails from barely field. Farmer eyes widen in horror. Grrrrrrrr. Faraj stumbles forward. Fucked.

535
00:27:25,780 --> 00:27:37,960
Fuckin' hell. Right at the end of that haiku. You get something like this. Which is not great. And that's him gone.

536
00:27:40,780 --> 00:27:43,780
Fuck. Fuck. No. Get away.

537
00:27:44,780 --> 00:27:48,660
Absolutely cuntish. Cuntish Mayfield. Pusher man.

538
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:51,540
We've got no health.

539
00:27:52,500 --> 00:27:54,680
And we're... we're really dodgy here.

540
00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:56,580
There's a guy who's just ran up the fucking stairs.

541
00:27:59,700 --> 00:28:05,420
At least... I did save it at least if it's... if it goes tits up. I'm gonna have all that lovely stuff that I, uh...

542
00:28:07,420 --> 00:28:09,160
That I managed to fucking squirrel.

543
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:18,920
I like that shotgun stuff. I don't wanna be... fucking up with the rifle and... yeah. Let's get that shotgun going again.

544
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:23,260
Need to load the fucker though.

545
00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:29,600
This guy's got a bastard in crowbar. How'd you fucking dodge when they're... when they're swinging crowbars at you?

546
00:28:34,020 --> 00:28:37,940
Something you should've actually, uh... researched... before. Do your research.

547
00:28:38,580 --> 00:28:41,460
And find out. Because you can't be just... expecting to come in here.

548
00:28:42,260 --> 00:28:42,640
Watch out.

549
00:28:44,780 --> 00:28:45,340
Premature.

550
00:28:46,260 --> 00:28:48,300
Bit of premature on that fucking barrel.

551
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:50,160
Oh.

552
00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:52,260
Flies. Flies in your eyes.

553
00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:57,260
What the...

554
00:29:01,900 --> 00:29:02,700
In the edge there.

555
00:29:02,700 --> 00:29:06,880
Fuck it.

556
00:29:07,540 --> 00:29:08,240
Holy fuck.

557
00:29:09,060 --> 00:29:10,760
The holy fucking Roman Empire.

558
00:29:11,780 --> 00:29:12,920
Everyone's here tonight.

559
00:29:18,620 --> 00:29:21,180
You gotta be cruel to be...

560
00:29:21,180 --> 00:29:21,560
Oh.

561
00:29:22,820 --> 00:29:24,040
Is it just...

562
00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:25,920
I want to run away.

563
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:28,000
I want to run away.

564
00:29:31,580 --> 00:29:34,020
This is gonna be a real fucking humdinger.

565
00:29:35,700 --> 00:29:38,020
And what a waste of a grenade.

566
00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:41,500
What an absolute fucking waste of a grenade.

567
00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:54,520
Where's the fucking bastard in hell?

568
00:29:57,760 --> 00:29:58,760
Where's the hell?

569
00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:01,720
Where's the hell?

570
00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:04,300
Where's the hell?

571
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:08,160
Where's the hell?

572
00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:09,740
You're on my line now.

573
00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:12,240
Ah yeah, fuck yeah.

574
00:30:13,980 --> 00:30:15,240
That's not nice now.

575
00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:16,420
What are you doing that for?

576
00:30:17,860 --> 00:30:19,240
Not my fucking fault.

577
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:21,520
Out of kind of gee, thank you very much for that.

578
00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:22,560
Beautiful.

579
00:30:23,220 --> 00:30:23,820
Beautiful.

580
00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:25,300
Beautiful.

581
00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:26,840
Beautiful.

582
00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:27,080
Beautiful.

583
00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:30,320
Beautiful.

584
00:30:32,020 --> 00:30:33,000
Tip Ripper Runa.

585
00:30:33,100 --> 00:30:33,860
Thank you very much.

586
00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:35,720
Thanks very much there.

587
00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:36,460
Anna Condogy.

588
00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:38,320
And Lock Locker.

589
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:39,260
As well.

590
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:42,900
For your kind, hearted, and beautiful tip.

591
00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:46,760
Says, it's amazing that cons still think they can one-on-one you.

592
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:49,700
Even though you've murdered hundreds of their colleagues.

593
00:30:50,860 --> 00:30:57,700
Yeah, well, unfortunately that message was sent just before we got fucking done in by a bunch of one-on-oneers.

594
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:06,220
But, uh, thank God we came back and did up the vest, and now we're going back into action knowing exactly what to expect.

595
00:31:06,420 --> 00:31:09,240
Full lock and load scenario right here.

596
00:31:09,580 --> 00:31:10,200
Right now.

597
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:14,280
You can't get much better than what we're doing right here.

598
00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:14,840
Can you not?

599
00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:17,460
You probably could, Tom.

600
00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:20,300
To be honest, I didn't think we'd still be fucking stuck here.

601
00:31:21,260 --> 00:31:23,980
Been here for about 20, 30 minutes now.

602
00:31:24,060 --> 00:31:26,180
It's 35 minutes into the fucking stream, Tom.

603
00:31:26,740 --> 00:31:27,260
It's shit.

604
00:31:27,340 --> 00:31:27,920
It looks shit.

605
00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:31,140
On our fucking reputation.

606
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:36,040
It's a shit stain.

607
00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:37,020
But listen.

608
00:31:37,700 --> 00:31:38,800
They're easily washed out.

609
00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:42,180
At least it's not like wine or coffee or...

610
00:31:42,180 --> 00:31:43,500
Or even blood.

611
00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:45,980
That can be pretty, uh...

612
00:31:45,980 --> 00:31:48,660
Hard to get out of the, you know, fabrics.

613
00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:51,580
But you've got a lovely herb there.

614
00:31:51,660 --> 00:31:54,020
That's a lucky, randomly generated herb.

615
00:31:54,020 --> 00:31:57,620
You can craft that up to the nines now with the green and the red.

616
00:31:57,620 --> 00:31:58,980
That's great.

617
00:31:59,060 --> 00:32:00,120
You've got that backing up.

618
00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:01,980
You've got a few more shells in the shotgun.

619
00:32:02,100 --> 00:32:03,080
You're loading all them up.

620
00:32:03,860 --> 00:32:04,920
Then to load this up.

621
00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:07,240
Now you know that you've got, uh...

622
00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:09,360
The bull-headed...

623
00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:10,240
Mick the Bull.

624
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:14,080
The fella that comes out with the bloody, uh...

625
00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:16,060
Two-stroke fucking...

626
00:32:16,060 --> 00:32:17,300
Homemade gatling gun.

627
00:32:17,780 --> 00:32:18,880
He comes out in a well.

628
00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:20,960
So you can really...

629
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:21,980
Think about this now.

630
00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:25,320
Maybe a grenade and then a knife.

631
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:26,680
And then a few red nines.

632
00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:27,680
And then a knife again.

633
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:28,740
And then a fucking shotgun.

634
00:32:28,740 --> 00:32:29,500
Space it out.

635
00:32:29,500 --> 00:32:30,400
Kevin Spacey.

636
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:37,440
Lovely.

637
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:38,160
Then a melee.

638
00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:39,200
That's what you wanted.

639
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:40,700
And then you want that in the head.

640
00:32:40,700 --> 00:32:41,400
Then again.

641
00:32:46,700 --> 00:32:48,000
Holy fuckamulis.

642
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:49,920
This cunt is ready.

643
00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:51,300
He's ready.

644
00:32:54,300 --> 00:32:54,680
Roche.

645
00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:56,260
Thank you very much Roche there.

646
00:32:57,840 --> 00:32:58,680
Holy fuck.

647
00:33:01,100 --> 00:33:04,100
We need to lure these bastards into this room here.

648
00:33:05,260 --> 00:33:07,660
And attack, attack, attack, attack.

649
00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:10,400
We can keep him up.

650
00:33:10,540 --> 00:33:11,020
Oh shit.

651
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:12,640
Give me a break already.

652
00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:17,420
Those things really do damage.

653
00:33:17,500 --> 00:33:18,100
Those parasites.

654
00:33:18,340 --> 00:33:19,620
They jump on the back of the enemies.

655
00:33:19,620 --> 00:33:22,020
And then make the enemies even harder to kill.

656
00:33:22,020 --> 00:33:22,360
It's...

657
00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:23,360
It's...

658
00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:25,620
It's like Nightmare Street.

659
00:33:27,060 --> 00:33:28,420
A soap opera.

660
00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:30,160
Every...

661
00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:32,300
Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday.

662
00:33:35,220 --> 00:33:36,160
So blue.

663
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:36,520
Right.

664
00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:38,220
Instead of a fucking...

665
00:33:38,220 --> 00:33:40,000
Street full of cunts.

666
00:33:40,340 --> 00:33:41,880
It's a street full of nightmares.

667
00:33:42,220 --> 00:33:42,800
And monsters.

668
00:33:43,020 --> 00:33:43,800
Hard fuckers.

669
00:33:45,100 --> 00:33:46,420
That all have problems.

670
00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:54,340
Fucking hell.

671
00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:55,520
Nintendo Game Boy.

672
00:33:58,480 --> 00:33:59,260
You're doing well.

673
00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:00,300
Keep it lit.

674
00:34:00,380 --> 00:34:01,020
Keep it lit.

675
00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:03,940
A lot better than last time anyway.

676
00:34:04,060 --> 00:34:04,580
And look at this.

677
00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:05,560
Is a fucking...

678
00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:07,220
Mick the Bull is...

679
00:34:07,780 --> 00:34:09,180
Is he coming back alive or what?

680
00:34:11,020 --> 00:34:11,740
Check that out.

681
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:19,780
He's glitched.

682
00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:21,160
There's a lot of glitching going on here.

683
00:34:21,180 --> 00:34:21,600
He's hiding.

684
00:34:25,720 --> 00:34:26,080
Unbelievable.

685
00:34:26,240 --> 00:34:26,860
I'd say he's...

686
00:34:26,860 --> 00:34:27,660
Even in deck.

687
00:34:27,860 --> 00:34:28,640
He is scared.

688
00:34:29,500 --> 00:34:30,080
Of what...

689
00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:31,120
What he's faced.

690
00:34:31,460 --> 00:34:32,660
Doesn't want to go back there.

691
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:34,360
Probably watching from...

692
00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:35,180
Heaven or hell.

693
00:34:35,260 --> 00:34:36,260
I doubt he's in fucking heaven.

694
00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:37,320
I can't...

695
00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:38,220
Probably watching.

696
00:34:38,380 --> 00:34:38,640
Thinking.

697
00:34:39,140 --> 00:34:40,280
I'm so scared.

698
00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:41,820
That I'm channeling...

699
00:34:41,820 --> 00:34:42,600
True messages.

700
00:34:43,340 --> 00:34:43,520
Whoa.

701
00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:46,200
To my...

702
00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:47,480
My dead...

703
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:48,000
Carcass.

704
00:34:48,140 --> 00:34:49,100
Back on earth.

705
00:34:55,260 --> 00:34:56,020
Just...

706
00:34:56,020 --> 00:35:00,160
Imagining how easy this would be with...

707
00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:02,340
The old K&M setup.

708
00:35:06,340 --> 00:35:06,880
I'd have fucking...

709
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:08,680
I'd have finished the game in 14 hours.

710
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:15,220
What are you on now in?

711
00:35:15,300 --> 00:35:16,000
Anyway, what's that?

712
00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:19,980
18 minutes past 18 hours.

713
00:35:20,720 --> 00:35:21,500
Come on, man.

714
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:21,900
Fuck it.

715
00:35:21,900 --> 00:35:22,720
This is...

716
00:35:22,720 --> 00:35:25,460
Amateur hour.

717
00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:31,000
It's pure amateur.

718
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,520
We need to go in the room and switch those lasers off.

719
00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:34,460
Back to the laser room.

720
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:36,000
And I believe...

721
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,000
I'm not 100% but I believe...

722
00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:40,180
There's another Minotaur.

723
00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:42,140
Or Mick the Bull.

724
00:35:43,420 --> 00:35:44,260
Pat the Bull.

725
00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:45,920
Whatever his fucking name is.

726
00:35:47,700 --> 00:35:49,100
I think it's Pat the Bull.

727
00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:51,420
I know him from...

728
00:35:51,420 --> 00:35:51,960
From somewhere.

729
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:53,460
I've seen him going...

730
00:35:53,460 --> 00:35:54,260
Tipping around.

731
00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:56,560
Ballandine.

732
00:35:57,080 --> 00:35:57,460
That fella.

733
00:35:59,500 --> 00:36:00,000
Is he...

734
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:00,940
Is he where he's prime, is he?

735
00:36:01,820 --> 00:36:03,200
You do see him at the time.

736
00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:04,480
I do shop by there.

737
00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:07,320
They've got a great soapy back snack when I'm filling up the car.

738
00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:10,200
But you do see that fucker knocking around.

739
00:36:10,260 --> 00:36:11,720
He doesn't have the Gatling gun on him.

740
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:13,640
But he does be hard.

741
00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:14,460
He's a hard worker.

742
00:36:16,100 --> 00:36:17,320
He never stops working.

743
00:36:18,820 --> 00:36:20,580
He's putting in a fair fucking...

744
00:36:20,580 --> 00:36:22,740
Stiff tonight anyways.

745
00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:23,800
Well, he won't be...

746
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:24,880
He's gone now.

747
00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:26,440
But...

748
00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:29,020
I suppose that's the mental health got to him in the end.

749
00:36:29,140 --> 00:36:29,820
Maybe he was...

750
00:36:29,820 --> 00:36:31,740
He was all work and no play, was he?

751
00:36:32,740 --> 00:36:33,520
Oh, he'd be playing.

752
00:36:34,720 --> 00:36:37,220
He'd be playing every time he'd go by that Super Max.

753
00:36:37,300 --> 00:36:38,480
He'd be playing as well.

754
00:36:40,100 --> 00:36:41,100
Like...

755
00:36:41,100 --> 00:36:42,220
Playing work.

756
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:44,460
No, games.

757
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:48,040
Like...

758
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:48,360
Like...

759
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:50,240
Fucking video games or...

760
00:36:50,240 --> 00:36:51,440
He'd be gambling on the phone, is he?

761
00:36:52,500 --> 00:36:53,100
Oh, he'd be...

762
00:36:53,100 --> 00:36:55,000
He'd have to hopscatch...

763
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:56,460
Drawn out on the forecourt.

764
00:36:57,940 --> 00:36:59,400
And he'd be doing hopscatching.

765
00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:01,700
And people would be tripping him.

766
00:37:01,700 --> 00:37:02,020
As well.

767
00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:03,940
Went away.

768
00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:04,860
He was working as well.

769
00:37:04,900 --> 00:37:06,700
Even when he wasn't working, he was playing games.

770
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:07,260
But he was...

771
00:37:08,540 --> 00:37:09,260
I'm not sure...

772
00:37:09,860 --> 00:37:11,380
Whether or not he was really loving it.

773
00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:12,260
Like, you know, because...

774
00:37:13,540 --> 00:37:15,500
He just became addicted to it then, you know?

775
00:37:17,260 --> 00:37:18,520
Yeah, it's fucking sad, man.

776
00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:20,660
You know, that's...

777
00:37:20,660 --> 00:37:24,900
If you've too much of one thing, it can fuck you up in the other areas as well.

778
00:37:24,980 --> 00:37:25,540
Like, you know...

779
00:37:25,540 --> 00:37:26,080
What's this?

780
00:37:27,140 --> 00:37:28,000
I, Adam.

781
00:37:29,060 --> 00:37:30,080
Sounds rubbish, man.

782
00:37:30,980 --> 00:37:32,080
Thank you very much there.

783
00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:32,080
Thank you very much there.

784
00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:32,920
Spice Mongler.

785
00:37:32,980 --> 00:37:33,900
Thank you very much there.

786
00:37:34,020 --> 00:37:34,380
Katie.

787
00:37:34,620 --> 00:37:34,860
Potato.

788
00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:35,780
Thank you very much.

789
00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:36,160
Rosh.

790
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:37,200
Rosh Mac.

791
00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:39,200
Anaconda G.

792
00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:40,000
Locker Ashley.

793
00:37:40,740 --> 00:37:41,440
Dermy Duffy.

794
00:37:42,300 --> 00:37:43,300
And Shafee.

795
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:44,320
Electronic.

796
00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:45,060
Buttplug.

797
00:37:45,140 --> 00:37:46,560
Thank you very much for that.

798
00:37:46,780 --> 00:37:47,120
Kind.

799
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:47,740
Kind.

800
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:48,400
Kind.

801
00:37:49,060 --> 00:37:49,580
Unbelievable.

802
00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:50,620
Tip.

803
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:51,200
Rip.

804
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:51,840
Arunus.

805
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:53,920
And now we've entered the Pit of Souls.

806
00:37:56,220 --> 00:37:58,220
Let's see if there's anything to be gotten around here.

807
00:37:58,360 --> 00:37:58,440
It's...

808
00:37:58,440 --> 00:37:58,680
Ashley!

809
00:37:59,180 --> 00:38:01,040
It's a barren fucking wasteland in here.

810
00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:06,840
Could be coming up to the...

811
00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:07,900
Oh, yeah, there you are.

812
00:38:07,940 --> 00:38:08,260
Francis.

813
00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:09,880
Francis Sadler.

814
00:38:11,260 --> 00:38:15,120
I wonder why Francis never rose to the fucking high ranks of Lord...

815
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:17,140
or was this all the lords that came before him?

816
00:38:18,980 --> 00:38:19,900
I'm not sure.

817
00:38:19,980 --> 00:38:21,460
There might have been a Francis Sadler.

818
00:38:23,740 --> 00:38:24,860
Garrett Sadler.

819
00:38:25,860 --> 00:38:26,600
The Seven.

820
00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:32,160
Isaac Sadler.

821
00:38:32,460 --> 00:38:33,080
The Nine...

822
00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:35,660
The V-3-1s, 4-1s.

823
00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:36,460
I don't think that's...

824
00:38:37,140 --> 00:38:39,740
You can't have V-4-1s, can you?

825
00:38:40,460 --> 00:38:41,480
V-4-I's.

826
00:38:41,540 --> 00:38:43,160
That's not a numeral, is it?

827
00:38:43,240 --> 00:38:43,680
It's not.

828
00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:47,820
I think it's V-1-X.

829
00:38:47,900 --> 00:38:48,320
It should be.

830
00:38:48,380 --> 00:38:48,540
That...

831
00:38:48,540 --> 00:38:51,320
If I remember correctly.

832
00:38:52,260 --> 00:38:54,020
I mean, don't quote me on that.

833
00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:56,620
Joseph X.

834
00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:00,540
Yeah, Luke there is confirming...

835
00:39:02,020 --> 00:39:04,260
that it should be 1-X.

836
00:39:04,260 --> 00:39:05,360
There's...

837
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:05,940
They got...

838
00:39:05,940 --> 00:39:07,060
They got it wrong, look.

839
00:39:07,700 --> 00:39:08,360
I've just noticed...

840
00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:10,300
that they've got it wrong.

841
00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:11,260
And you'd wonder, Tom,

842
00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:13,260
would many people know about that nowadays?

843
00:39:13,380 --> 00:39:15,300
Are they teaching Latin in the schools, are they?

844
00:39:16,300 --> 00:39:18,300
Don't know what they're fucking teaching nowadays?

845
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:20,440
It's a...

846
00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:22,020
It's a brave new world.

847
00:39:23,060 --> 00:39:23,800
It really is.

848
00:39:25,020 --> 00:39:25,980
There she is.

849
00:39:27,260 --> 00:39:29,520
Don't obsess with me all the time.

850
00:39:30,260 --> 00:39:32,320
You have got my child.

851
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:33,720
What?

852
00:39:34,300 --> 00:39:35,100
You're not a killer, man.

853
00:39:35,100 --> 00:39:35,540
No, I'm not.

854
00:39:35,940 --> 00:39:38,660
I simply wish to share this gift...

855
00:39:38,660 --> 00:39:41,040
with as many as possible.

856
00:39:42,460 --> 00:39:44,040
A humble wish, don't you think?

857
00:39:44,500 --> 00:39:45,560
It's a humble brag.

858
00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:49,540
You see, we are all connected through the Holy Party.

859
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:52,080
And now your flesh...

860
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:55,080
and bones, your very thoughts...

861
00:39:57,080 --> 00:40:00,000
are already one with us.

862
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:01,360
Nintendo's Game Boy.

863
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:01,980
Oh, shit.

864
00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:08,100
He's a nasty piece of work, that fucker.

865
00:40:08,380 --> 00:40:10,660
You need only accept the sacred gift.

866
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:12,780
Like...

867
00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:16,780
Oh, I can't believe...

868
00:40:16,780 --> 00:40:18,800
that you're planning to make it this far.

869
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:21,900
Unbelievable work to reach...

870
00:40:21,900 --> 00:40:23,940
the demonic layer of Salazar.

871
00:40:23,940 --> 00:40:25,240
I mean, Sadler.

872
00:40:25,820 --> 00:40:27,860
A real nasty piece of work.

873
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:29,920
I know it from a time...

874
00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:30,480
Valencia.

875
00:40:31,380 --> 00:40:33,020
He used to two training sessions...

876
00:40:33,020 --> 00:40:34,080
two training sessions...

877
00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:34,900
a rookie do.

878
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:41,060
And there just goes to show...

879
00:40:41,060 --> 00:40:44,060
No matter how strong you are as a demon...

880
00:40:44,060 --> 00:40:45,180
you're no match.

881
00:40:46,020 --> 00:40:48,180
Up against a submachine gun...

882
00:40:48,180 --> 00:40:50,220
being operated by Ada Wong.

883
00:40:51,740 --> 00:40:52,920
Sensational bit of shooting.

884
00:40:53,100 --> 00:40:53,960
Great shooting.

885
00:40:55,100 --> 00:40:56,700
Played football with her in Valencia.

886
00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:03,680
Shult, thank you very much there for the tip.

887
00:41:03,840 --> 00:41:04,480
Very kind of you.

888
00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:05,380
And look at that.

889
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:07,240
Gets out of dodge.

890
00:41:07,780 --> 00:41:09,080
Just at the right time.

891
00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:14,040
Lovely bit of Fennec action from your man there.

892
00:41:17,300 --> 00:41:18,100
interesting.

893
00:41:18,100 --> 00:41:20,520
I was looking up what a Fennec was...

894
00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:21,200
to see...

895
00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:23,040
if it was a real gun.

896
00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:25,620
I'm not sure if it is a real gun in real life.

897
00:41:25,700 --> 00:41:26,780
It's probably based on one.

898
00:41:26,900 --> 00:41:28,440
But a Fennec...

899
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:29,940
is a type of fox.

900
00:41:30,180 --> 00:41:30,900
Would you believe that?

901
00:41:33,860 --> 00:41:34,720
I would.

902
00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:36,000
I would.

903
00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:36,820
Yeah, is it like a...

904
00:41:36,820 --> 00:41:38,060
a little schly fox, is it?

905
00:41:39,180 --> 00:41:40,180
They're all sly, too.

906
00:41:41,180 --> 00:41:41,760
They're all sly.

907
00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:43,760
But I think it's a kind of a...

908
00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:44,080
a...

909
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:45,880
a young kind of...

910
00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:46,980
a young buck.

911
00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:50,180
Yep.

912
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:50,800
Now...

913
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:51,200
Laboratory B.

914
00:41:51,820 --> 00:41:52,460
Looks like...

915
00:41:52,460 --> 00:41:53,280
Laboratory B.

916
00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:54,900
You need to make your way...

917
00:41:54,900 --> 00:41:56,520
across open ground...

918
00:41:56,520 --> 00:41:57,820
with this...

919
00:41:57,820 --> 00:41:58,480
gurdling.

920
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:00,760
And not get killed as well.

921
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:04,740
Maybe a quick time to look at the chat there.

922
00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:06,820
The hell?

923
00:42:09,020 --> 00:42:09,960
Desert Fox.

924
00:42:11,140 --> 00:42:12,960
We've been told it's a Desert Fox there.

925
00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:14,460
Dr. Shrewd says,

926
00:42:14,540 --> 00:42:15,000
I do.

927
00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:16,920
And...

928
00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:18,220
Pace is speeding up.

929
00:42:18,300 --> 00:42:19,220
There's Jake Mander.

930
00:42:20,340 --> 00:42:21,140
Indeed it is.

931
00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:22,820
We're now entering...

932
00:42:22,820 --> 00:42:24,920
the carry section portion of the game.

933
00:42:25,020 --> 00:42:26,360
Unfortunately, there really is no way...

934
00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:27,140
to speed this up.

935
00:42:28,740 --> 00:42:30,160
You just have to push through.

936
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:31,100
It's a real...

937
00:42:31,100 --> 00:42:32,700
Kojima-esque...

938
00:42:32,700 --> 00:42:33,900
addition to the game.

939
00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:35,200
Unnecessary, if you ask me.

940
00:42:35,220 --> 00:42:36,360
I don't like these...

941
00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:37,280
forced...

942
00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:38,020
slow bits...

943
00:42:38,700 --> 00:42:39,540
that, as I said,

944
00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:40,620
your man would have cut in.

945
00:42:41,580 --> 00:42:43,160
But they've done it in this as well.

946
00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:45,640
You do borrow from each other.

947
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:48,760
Each other's stables are being pilfered...

948
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:49,700
time and time again.

949
00:42:49,820 --> 00:42:50,700
Because you could see how...

950
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,640
Metal Gear evolved...

951
00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:55,700
but took stuff from Resident Evil 4...

952
00:42:55,700 --> 00:42:56,860
originally when it came out.

953
00:42:57,420 --> 00:42:59,100
To change that whole setup.

954
00:43:02,820 --> 00:43:03,700
I'm trying to think...

955
00:43:05,180 --> 00:43:07,180
what of the last few releases...

956
00:43:07,180 --> 00:43:08,020
really has changed.

957
00:43:08,220 --> 00:43:08,560
I mean...

958
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:08,920
I don't know...

959
00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:09,440
Metal Gear...

960
00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:10,120
it's gone, isn't it?

961
00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:11,180
They're not going to make any more.

962
00:43:11,260 --> 00:43:13,040
They can only remake that game now.

963
00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:14,460
And I was thinking...

964
00:43:14,460 --> 00:43:15,500
they're probably going to remake...

965
00:43:15,500 --> 00:43:16,960
they are making...

966
00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:18,140
fucking Silent Hill again.

967
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:19,860
I will play that.

968
00:43:20,340 --> 00:43:21,380
I think that maybe...

969
00:43:21,380 --> 00:43:23,280
20 years after a game is released...

970
00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:25,060
then it's time to remake.

971
00:43:25,140 --> 00:43:25,880
Because you could actually...

972
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:27,500
remake these fucking games...

973
00:43:27,500 --> 00:43:28,860
over and over and over.

974
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:32,380
I don't think the technology is going to stop getting better.

975
00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:34,860
What would you say to him?

976
00:43:34,860 --> 00:43:36,860
Yeah, I mean...

977
00:43:36,860 --> 00:43:38,580
you'd need to leave sufficient time...

978
00:43:38,580 --> 00:43:39,500
because it gets boring...

979
00:43:39,500 --> 00:43:40,420
playing the...

980
00:43:40,420 --> 00:43:41,440
same fucking thing again.

981
00:43:42,140 --> 00:43:43,200
and when you're remaking it...

982
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:43,740
what are you doing?

983
00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:44,700
Are you going...

984
00:43:44,700 --> 00:43:45,840
like for like remake...

985
00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:46,820
or are you rebooting it?

986
00:43:46,860 --> 00:43:47,880
Are you doing something different?

987
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:50,900
You have to ask...

988
00:43:50,900 --> 00:43:52,260
those questions as well.

989
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:56,900
You'd wonder...

990
00:43:56,900 --> 00:43:58,660
if somebody just made a game...

991
00:43:58,660 --> 00:43:59,980
like exactly like this...

992
00:43:59,980 --> 00:44:01,640
but it wasn't called Resident Evil...

993
00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:02,840
they called it something else...

994
00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:03,820
would people...

995
00:44:03,820 --> 00:44:04,760
fucking bother playing it?

996
00:44:04,840 --> 00:44:06,160
Would people be...

997
00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:07,340
pissing the bed about it?

998
00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:08,580
How class it is?

999
00:44:08,700 --> 00:44:09,100
Or...

1000
00:44:09,100 --> 00:44:10,400
would they be just like...

1001
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:11,900
oh it's just the same old...

1002
00:44:11,900 --> 00:44:13,180
clone of an old fucking game?

1003
00:44:13,240 --> 00:44:14,360
But because this has got...

1004
00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:15,880
the Resident Evil branding on it...

1005
00:44:17,260 --> 00:44:17,940
people are like...

1006
00:44:17,940 --> 00:44:18,860
wow this is class.

1007
00:44:19,140 --> 00:44:20,340
this is fucking class.

1008
00:44:28,180 --> 00:44:29,420
Resident...

1009
00:44:29,420 --> 00:44:30,380
Aaron Flood.

1010
00:44:31,300 --> 00:44:32,440
Thanks for the tip.

1011
00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:36,580
And a lovely bit of pace work...

1012
00:44:36,580 --> 00:44:37,500
as we place...

1013
00:44:37,500 --> 00:44:38,160
the girline...

1014
00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:39,140
onto the fucking chair.

1015
00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:41,020
She's got a bad dose.

1016
00:44:42,180 --> 00:44:43,080
of who knows what.

1017
00:44:44,060 --> 00:44:46,120
Passed my theory test today...

1018
00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:46,900
says Aaron Flood.

1019
00:44:47,140 --> 00:44:48,460
And the speedrun is reaching...

1020
00:44:48,460 --> 00:44:49,160
its climax.

1021
00:44:49,620 --> 00:44:50,500
What a time...

1022
00:44:50,500 --> 00:44:51,100
to be alive.

1023
00:44:51,240 --> 00:44:52,140
Thank you very much there.

1024
00:44:53,340 --> 00:44:54,460
Monsieur Flood...

1025
00:44:55,260 --> 00:44:56,340
for the kind-hearted...

1026
00:44:56,340 --> 00:44:56,460
and generous...

1027
00:44:57,940 --> 00:44:58,840
runes there.

1028
00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:00,100
And Poddy Bob.

1029
00:45:00,180 --> 00:45:00,860
Thank you very much.

1030
00:45:00,940 --> 00:45:01,580
And Shult as well.

1031
00:45:01,940 --> 00:45:03,000
We're getting to the fucking...

1032
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:03,800
crux of it now.

1033
00:45:04,020 --> 00:45:06,040
We're grabbing the fucking game...

1034
00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:06,460
by...

1035
00:45:09,020 --> 00:45:11,700
you know what we're grabbing...

1036
00:45:11,700 --> 00:45:14,340
and we're really squeezing hard...

1037
00:45:14,340 --> 00:45:15,560
and going...

1038
00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:16,400
Do you like it do you?

1039
00:45:16,720 --> 00:45:18,200
Do you fucking like it you cunt?

1040
00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:20,080
Because there's more!

1041
00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:25,200
sounds a bit weird...

1042
00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:26,220
and it sounds like you're trying...

1043
00:45:26,220 --> 00:45:27,460
to do my voice again there.

1044
00:45:29,020 --> 00:45:29,920
I haven't...

1045
00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:30,400
but I mean...

1046
00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:31,540
I know how that could have actually...

1047
00:45:31,540 --> 00:45:32,720
been misconstrued as weird.

1048
00:45:33,460 --> 00:45:35,000
Someone saying BDSM...

1049
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:35,320
in the chat.

1050
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:36,600
That's not what we were about.

1051
00:45:36,740 --> 00:45:37,980
That's not what we're here for.

1052
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:39,540
What we're about...

1053
00:45:39,540 --> 00:45:40,460
is finishing the game...

1054
00:45:40,460 --> 00:45:41,140
in record pace.

1055
00:45:41,180 --> 00:45:42,000
I gotta say something.

1056
00:45:42,860 --> 00:45:44,760
It looks like it's gonna be a fucking...

1057
00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:46,420
world record attempt...

1058
00:45:46,420 --> 00:45:46,840
again.

1059
00:45:48,520 --> 00:45:48,880
Yeah.

1060
00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:51,300
Attempt being the operative word there folks.

1061
00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:52,300
I don't think we've...

1062
00:45:52,300 --> 00:45:53,320
Well I'm not sure Francis...

1063
00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:54,860
you've ever actually come away with this.

1064
00:45:54,940 --> 00:45:55,140
Have you?

1065
00:45:57,140 --> 00:45:58,480
Fucking coming away with it now.

1066
00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:00,260
Obi Tenchpat Kenobi's in the house.

1067
00:46:01,240 --> 00:46:01,600
Represent.

1068
00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:01,680
Represent.

1069
00:46:02,380 --> 00:46:03,420
We'll save the progress.

1070
00:46:03,860 --> 00:46:04,260
15.

1071
00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:04,880
Hardcore.

1072
00:46:05,060 --> 00:46:06,860
You've seen how it's hardcore the whole way.

1073
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:07,680
It's...

1074
00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:09,420
it's not been anything but.

1075
00:46:10,340 --> 00:46:11,820
I know there might be someone out there.

1076
00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:12,840
Sensual piece of pudding.

1077
00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:13,580
Thank you very much.

1078
00:46:14,300 --> 00:46:15,920
Who's waiting to see the end.

1079
00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:17,060
Does he fuck up?

1080
00:46:17,100 --> 00:46:18,280
Does he try and switch the difficulty?

1081
00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:21,380
And the answer of course will be no because...

1082
00:46:21,380 --> 00:46:22,560
it's just not my style.

1083
00:46:22,860 --> 00:46:24,740
That's not what I intended for that...

1084
00:46:24,740 --> 00:46:25,540
that stream before.

1085
00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:26,920
And it's really...

1086
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:28,260
it's stuck with me since last time.

1087
00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:30,600
And...

1088
00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:32,460
I'm determined to clear my name.

1089
00:46:32,460 --> 00:46:37,380
You did this.

1090
00:46:38,660 --> 00:46:38,940
Yeah.

1091
00:46:39,660 --> 00:46:40,620
Looks like the...

1092
00:46:40,620 --> 00:46:41,300
Yeah I did this.

1093
00:46:42,380 --> 00:46:43,800
The plague has gone now.

1094
00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:48,440
Roam about a virtual environment with your avatar.

1095
00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:50,140
The map?

1096
00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:52,000
Fennec.

1097
00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:53,240
Yeah I found it.

1098
00:46:53,960 --> 00:46:54,440
Thank...

1099
00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:55,600
Thank you for another tip.

1100
00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:56,460
If we go...

1101
00:46:56,460 --> 00:46:57,180
this way.

1102
00:46:59,220 --> 00:46:59,920
Hey...

1103
00:46:59,920 --> 00:47:01,060
we're a team right?

1104
00:47:01,720 --> 00:47:03,460
Why did you not discuss...

1105
00:47:03,460 --> 00:47:04,800
your well paid employment...

1106
00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:06,180
I'll be out of a job.

1107
00:47:06,180 --> 00:47:07,280
...with Jackie Brosnan?

1108
00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:18,520
Thank you very much Fennec.

1109
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:20,200
And sensual piece of pudding.

1110
00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:21,620
We're alive.

1111
00:47:22,620 --> 00:47:23,380
Thanks to him.

1112
00:47:27,380 --> 00:47:28,840
Escape from the island.

1113
00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:33,500
Blah blah blah.

1114
00:47:33,500 --> 00:47:34,900
We know all that stuff.

1115
00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:36,160
The Ralfa Rue.

1116
00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:37,040
Thank you very much.

1117
00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:37,560
How are you?

1118
00:47:37,620 --> 00:47:38,720
I hope you're getting on well.

1119
00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:40,620
Thanks for the tip.

1120
00:47:42,260 --> 00:47:43,280
And that was a...

1121
00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:43,440
Sorry.

1122
00:47:43,540 --> 00:47:46,040
Just quick examination there of the...

1123
00:47:46,040 --> 00:47:46,860
Can we zoom in?

1124
00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:47,780
Of the...

1125
00:47:47,780 --> 00:47:50,520
Europe Lab 6 Dream Team.

1126
00:47:50,720 --> 00:47:52,520
And what a fucking absolute shame...

1127
00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:54,520
that they all were killed...

1128
00:47:55,340 --> 00:47:56,520
in a horrible...

1129
00:47:56,520 --> 00:47:56,520
horrible...

1130
00:47:57,440 --> 00:47:58,300
sick twisted event.

1131
00:47:58,380 --> 00:47:59,760
Looks like Kamala Harris there.

1132
00:48:00,820 --> 00:48:02,520
Current Vice President...

1133
00:48:02,520 --> 00:48:06,180
of the United States of America.

1134
00:48:06,180 --> 00:48:08,240
He was involved in it.

1135
00:48:08,980 --> 00:48:10,240
And there's a guy...

1136
00:48:10,240 --> 00:48:11,600
right at the fucking far end...

1137
00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:12,320
holding an umbrella.

1138
00:48:12,460 --> 00:48:13,680
I don't know if you can see that guy.

1139
00:48:14,580 --> 00:48:15,680
This is as far...

1140
00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:16,620
as I can zoom in.

1141
00:48:17,280 --> 00:48:17,680
But...

1142
00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:20,120
he looks like he would be...

1143
00:48:20,120 --> 00:48:22,020
maybe annoying enough...

1144
00:48:22,020 --> 00:48:23,020
to have...

1145
00:48:23,020 --> 00:48:25,140
in a laboratory environment.

1146
00:48:25,140 --> 00:48:26,280
I mean it's okay like...

1147
00:48:26,280 --> 00:48:27,520
when you're pissing about...

1148
00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:29,020
finishing the fucking game...

1149
00:48:29,020 --> 00:48:30,120
in world record time.

1150
00:48:30,740 --> 00:48:32,340
But when you're not playing a game...

1151
00:48:32,340 --> 00:48:34,020
and you're developing a bio weapon...

1152
00:48:34,020 --> 00:48:35,020
probably a gain of function...

1153
00:48:36,520 --> 00:48:36,900
weapon.

1154
00:48:37,740 --> 00:48:38,160
You know?

1155
00:48:38,240 --> 00:48:40,020
Maybe a gain of function virus...

1156
00:48:40,620 --> 00:48:42,240
and then going home...

1157
00:48:42,240 --> 00:48:43,160
you're very sleepy...

1158
00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:44,380
because you're fucking wrecked...

1159
00:48:44,380 --> 00:48:45,940
because you spend too much time...

1160
00:48:45,940 --> 00:48:47,140
pissing about with an umbrella...

1161
00:48:47,140 --> 00:48:47,720
and taking photographs...

1162
00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:49,720
to realise...

1163
00:48:49,720 --> 00:48:50,900
or remember even...

1164
00:48:50,900 --> 00:48:51,560
that you left...

1165
00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:52,720
one of the samples in your pocket...

1166
00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:54,420
you fall asleep...

1167
00:48:54,420 --> 00:48:55,620
on the fucking tram...

1168
00:48:55,620 --> 00:48:56,720
home...

1169
00:48:57,300 --> 00:48:58,040
and falls out...

1170
00:48:58,040 --> 00:48:58,720
the fucking thing...

1171
00:48:58,720 --> 00:48:59,780
falls out your pocket...

1172
00:48:59,780 --> 00:49:00,720
onto a bus...

1173
00:49:00,720 --> 00:49:01,720
before you know it...

1174
00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:03,920
I'm locked up...

1175
00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:05,240
in a gaff...

1176
00:49:05,240 --> 00:49:05,920
in...

1177
00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:07,680
in the other side of the world...

1178
00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:08,780
for six weeks...

1179
00:49:08,780 --> 00:49:10,060
and a little bit of a break...

1180
00:49:10,060 --> 00:49:11,120
and then another six weeks...

1181
00:49:11,120 --> 00:49:12,680
I'm not going on about it...

1182
00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:13,200
but I mean...

1183
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:14,260
I am going on about it.

1184
00:49:14,920 --> 00:49:15,640
I don't think...

1185
00:49:15,640 --> 00:49:16,880
people want to talk about...

1186
00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:17,780
or hear that anymore...

1187
00:49:17,780 --> 00:49:18,020
I mean...

1188
00:49:18,020 --> 00:49:18,960
it's a lovely photo...

1189
00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:20,000
there's not more to say...

1190
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:21,440
you don't have to crowbar...

1191
00:49:21,440 --> 00:49:22,500
every opportunity...

1192
00:49:22,500 --> 00:49:24,260
to talk about the fucking...

1193
00:49:24,260 --> 00:49:24,860
uh...

1194
00:49:24,860 --> 00:49:25,720
real virus...

1195
00:49:25,720 --> 00:49:26,660
that was in the world there.

1196
00:49:26,860 --> 00:49:27,640
I'm not even gonna...

1197
00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:28,340
I'm not even gonna...

1198
00:49:28,340 --> 00:49:29,400
dignify it with its name.

1199
00:49:31,720 --> 00:49:33,180
fucking COVID-19, Tom.

1200
00:49:38,580 --> 00:49:39,960
And there's the masks...

1201
00:49:39,960 --> 00:49:40,160
look.

1202
00:49:40,500 --> 00:49:41,560
Waste of time.

1203
00:49:45,380 --> 00:49:46,420
Thank you very much there...

1204
00:49:46,420 --> 00:49:47,000
Gregoski...

1205
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:47,440
for the tip.

1206
00:49:47,500 --> 00:49:48,080
It came through...

1207
00:49:48,080 --> 00:49:49,040
as I was talking about...

1208
00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:51,120
the laboratory accident there...

1209
00:49:51,120 --> 00:49:52,380
and it went...

1210
00:49:52,380 --> 00:49:53,180
Oh...

1211
00:49:53,180 --> 00:49:54,180
Oh...

1212
00:49:54,180 --> 00:49:56,500
Tommy Cruiser...

1213
00:49:56,500 --> 00:49:57,020
is at pace...

1214
00:49:57,020 --> 00:49:57,680
thank you very much.

1215
00:49:57,800 --> 00:49:59,660
After basic analysis...

1216
00:49:59,660 --> 00:50:00,660
I've changed my mind.

1217
00:50:00,660 --> 00:50:02,660
you know...

1218
00:50:02,660 --> 00:50:04,000
the amber...

1219
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:05,480
possesses a very unique quality.

1220
00:50:06,500 --> 00:50:07,740
Although small...

1221
00:50:07,740 --> 00:50:08,380
and...

1222
00:50:08,380 --> 00:50:10,220
in a suspended state...

1223
00:50:10,220 --> 00:50:12,160
it contains the sum...

1224
00:50:12,160 --> 00:50:12,760
fucked it up.

1225
00:50:13,940 --> 00:50:14,500
Yeah, it's same.

1226
00:50:14,580 --> 00:50:15,600
It's obviously an A...

1227
00:50:15,600 --> 00:50:16,100
and not a...

1228
00:50:16,100 --> 00:50:16,700
and not a no.

1229
00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:19,100
It contains the same organ...

1230
00:50:19,100 --> 00:50:19,900
found...

1231
00:50:19,900 --> 00:50:20,660
in the dominant spaces...

1232
00:50:21,620 --> 00:50:23,200
which we've only seen...

1233
00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:24,460
in Sadler himself.

1234
00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:28,040
when fully developed...

1235
00:50:28,040 --> 00:50:29,040
the amber...

1236
00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:30,380
may rival...

1237
00:50:30,380 --> 00:50:31,040
or perhaps even surpass...

1238
00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:33,280
Sadler's power.

1239
00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:35,040
Jum Shamrock...

1240
00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:35,800
thank you very much.

1241
00:50:36,460 --> 00:50:37,040
Two twins...

1242
00:50:37,040 --> 00:50:37,380
here too.

1243
00:50:37,500 --> 00:50:38,180
Thank you very much.

1244
00:50:41,320 --> 00:50:42,040
Someone had a field day...

1245
00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:43,840
looting the umbrella labs.

1246
00:50:46,400 --> 00:50:48,040
Someone had a field day...

1247
00:50:48,520 --> 00:50:50,040
looting the umbrella...

1248
00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:50,860
labs.

1249
00:50:51,140 --> 00:50:52,040
I don't know if I read the...

1250
00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:54,160
entirety of that fucking thing.

1251
00:50:54,460 --> 00:50:55,040
Thank you very much there...

1252
00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:56,040
Tommy Cruisers...

1253
00:50:56,560 --> 00:50:58,140
and Jum Shamrock.

1254
00:50:59,740 --> 00:51:01,080
Sadler's animus.

1255
00:51:02,540 --> 00:51:03,560
Do not be fooled.

1256
00:51:04,040 --> 00:51:12,040
into thinking...

1257
00:51:12,040 --> 00:51:13,300
that less plants...

1258
00:51:13,300 --> 00:51:14,460
are merely tools...

1259
00:51:14,460 --> 00:51:15,120
for creating...

1260
00:51:15,120 --> 00:51:16,640
powerful bio-weapons.

1261
00:51:17,820 --> 00:51:19,360
Their true value...

1262
00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:20,300
lies in their ability...

1263
00:51:20,300 --> 00:51:20,800
to control.

1264
00:51:22,140 --> 00:51:23,040
No matter how hostile...

1265
00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:24,040
subject...

1266
00:51:24,740 --> 00:51:25,040
a single injection...

1267
00:51:25,760 --> 00:51:26,540
can turn anyone...

1268
00:51:26,540 --> 00:51:27,560
into a faithful servant.

1269
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:30,040
Who needs spies...

1270
00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:32,040
when you can turn...

1271
00:51:32,040 --> 00:51:33,040
yesterday's enemy...

1272
00:51:33,920 --> 00:51:35,200
into today's ally.

1273
00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:37,040
Ha ha ha ha...

1274
00:51:37,040 --> 00:51:37,700
You cut.

1275
00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:40,320
Controlling...

1276
00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:41,400
just one insider...

1277
00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:42,280
can bring an entire...

1278
00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:43,700
organization...

1279
00:51:43,700 --> 00:51:45,200
an entire country...

1280
00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:46,380
or world...

1281
00:51:46,380 --> 00:51:46,940
it would seem...

1282
00:51:46,940 --> 00:51:47,500
to its needs.

1283
00:51:47,860 --> 00:51:48,880
How prophetic is this?

1284
00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:50,360
Oh...

1285
00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:51,200
Oh...

1286
00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:53,540
Thank you very much there...

1287
00:51:53,540 --> 00:51:54,540
Small Bean.

1288
00:51:55,400 --> 00:51:56,200
Mass production...

1289
00:51:57,620 --> 00:51:59,260
of the superior species...

1290
00:51:59,260 --> 00:52:00,340
has made this...

1291
00:52:00,340 --> 00:52:00,680
possible.

1292
00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:02,080
We...

1293
00:52:02,080 --> 00:52:03,000
have empowered...

1294
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:03,340
Sadler.

1295
00:52:03,800 --> 00:52:04,780
It is clear...

1296
00:52:04,780 --> 00:52:05,400
what he intends...

1297
00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:05,960
to do next.

1298
00:52:07,020 --> 00:52:08,100
Can you imagine...

1299
00:52:08,100 --> 00:52:09,100
if Sadler had that...

1300
00:52:09,100 --> 00:52:10,480
Who's this cut writing to?

1301
00:52:11,720 --> 00:52:13,240
And why didn't they write sooner?

1302
00:52:13,500 --> 00:52:14,040
Last days...

1303
00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:14,620
thank you very much.

1304
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:15,900
Can you imagine...

1305
00:52:15,900 --> 00:52:17,320
if Sadler had that much control?

1306
00:52:18,040 --> 00:52:20,000
Six billion loyal servants...

1307
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:20,980
at his sole command.

1308
00:52:21,080 --> 00:52:21,400
Do you reckon...

1309
00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:22,540
they fucking wrote this...

1310
00:52:22,540 --> 00:52:23,800
after...

1311
00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:24,780
COVID-19...

1312
00:52:24,780 --> 00:52:25,460
to fuck with us?

1313
00:52:26,620 --> 00:52:28,220
So the thing with these games now...

1314
00:52:28,220 --> 00:52:29,360
is they're all coming out...

1315
00:52:29,360 --> 00:52:30,360
fast...

1316
00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:30,920
as fuck...

1317
00:52:30,920 --> 00:52:32,840
production lines...

1318
00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:33,420
big...

1319
00:52:33,420 --> 00:52:34,020
massive...

1320
00:52:34,020 --> 00:52:34,920
corporate...

1321
00:52:34,920 --> 00:52:38,840
situations going on...

1322
00:52:38,840 --> 00:52:41,100
the whole department's probably dedicated...

1323
00:52:41,100 --> 00:52:42,940
to just throwing in...

1324
00:52:42,940 --> 00:52:43,760
topical shit...

1325
00:52:43,760 --> 00:52:44,560
at the end of the game.

1326
00:52:45,220 --> 00:52:45,900
I know...

1327
00:52:45,900 --> 00:52:46,820
right at the end of the game...

1328
00:52:46,820 --> 00:52:48,540
throw a few fucking files in...

1329
00:52:48,540 --> 00:52:49,160
that kind of...

1330
00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:51,660
give a bit of a COVID vibe...

1331
00:52:51,660 --> 00:52:53,020
to the fucking commensations.

1332
00:52:53,240 --> 00:52:54,140
Thank you very much there...

1333
00:52:54,140 --> 00:52:55,020
main approver of stuff...

1334
00:52:55,020 --> 00:52:56,440
last days...

1335
00:52:56,440 --> 00:52:57,320
and...

1336
00:52:57,320 --> 00:52:58,420
Graham Linehan's...

1337
00:52:58,420 --> 00:52:59,360
bum bag...

1338
00:52:59,360 --> 00:53:00,260
an absolute...

1339
00:53:00,260 --> 00:53:02,520
sweet piece of beef...

1340
00:53:02,520 --> 00:53:05,180
maybe for the first time...

1341
00:53:05,180 --> 00:53:05,700
in...

1342
00:53:05,700 --> 00:53:07,580
human history...

1343
00:53:07,580 --> 00:53:08,760
the world...

1344
00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:09,820
would know...

1345
00:53:09,820 --> 00:53:10,820
peace...

1346
00:53:11,680 --> 00:53:12,780
maybe that's what they're saying...

1347
00:53:12,780 --> 00:53:13,620
maybe this is like...

1348
00:53:13,620 --> 00:53:14,320
oh yeah...

1349
00:53:14,320 --> 00:53:15,320
maybe for the first time...

1350
00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:15,680
in human history...

1351
00:53:15,680 --> 00:53:16,820
the world would know peace...

1352
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:18,820
because everyone was...

1353
00:53:18,820 --> 00:53:19,980
subdued...

1354
00:53:19,980 --> 00:53:20,820
into a fucking...

1355
00:53:20,820 --> 00:53:22,820
into a fucking...

1356
00:53:22,820 --> 00:53:22,820
headlock...

1357
00:53:23,540 --> 00:53:24,820
there would be no opposition...

1358
00:53:24,820 --> 00:53:25,820
to war...

1359
00:53:25,820 --> 00:53:27,740
but I know how Sadler...

1360
00:53:27,740 --> 00:53:28,360
and the others...

1361
00:53:28,360 --> 00:53:29,380
have oppressed the people...

1362
00:53:29,380 --> 00:53:30,060
of the island...

1363
00:53:30,060 --> 00:53:31,280
for generations...

1364
00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:33,020
I know how he treats them...

1365
00:53:33,020 --> 00:53:34,220
that's nowhere to live...

1366
00:53:34,220 --> 00:53:35,740
and because of that...

1367
00:53:35,740 --> 00:53:37,740
I won't let it happen...

1368
00:53:40,180 --> 00:53:45,240
Thanks very much there...

1369
00:53:45,240 --> 00:53:47,900
and Richie Sadler...

1370
00:53:47,900 --> 00:53:49,060
and main approver of stuff...

1371
00:53:49,060 --> 00:53:49,340
who says...

1372
00:53:49,340 --> 00:53:50,060
hello Tom...

1373
00:53:50,060 --> 00:53:51,940
you're a well-travelled man yourself...

1374
00:53:51,940 --> 00:53:54,740
and travelling to the UK tomorrow...

1375
00:53:54,740 --> 00:53:55,980
I need solid tips...

1376
00:53:55,980 --> 00:53:56,560
tricks...

1377
00:53:56,560 --> 00:53:57,280
insights...

1378
00:53:57,280 --> 00:53:58,980
sit rep...

1379
00:53:58,980 --> 00:53:59,800
trivia...

1380
00:53:59,800 --> 00:54:00,660
whatever...

1381
00:54:00,660 --> 00:54:01,200
you've got...

1382
00:54:01,200 --> 00:54:03,200
well...

1383
00:54:03,200 --> 00:54:04,780
reminds me of the time...

1384
00:54:04,780 --> 00:54:05,860
I got the ferry over...

1385
00:54:05,860 --> 00:54:06,900
to Hollyhead...

1386
00:54:06,900 --> 00:54:07,280
from...

1387
00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:09,200
from Dublin...

1388
00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:10,860
it was back in the days...

1389
00:54:10,860 --> 00:54:11,980
the old Irish ferry...

1390
00:54:11,980 --> 00:54:13,200
not the sea cat business...

1391
00:54:13,200 --> 00:54:15,200
this is a slowpoke...

1392
00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:16,200
maybe it was called...

1393
00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:17,440
Ulysses or something...

1394
00:54:17,440 --> 00:54:19,080
maybe that fucker's still...

1395
00:54:19,080 --> 00:54:20,580
sailing the waves...

1396
00:54:20,580 --> 00:54:21,820
but it was slow...

1397
00:54:21,820 --> 00:54:23,200
and I have to say...

1398
00:54:23,200 --> 00:54:25,040
it was a lovely crossing...

1399
00:54:25,040 --> 00:54:26,780
I got to Hollyhead...

1400
00:54:26,780 --> 00:54:28,300
and found a B&B...

1401
00:54:28,300 --> 00:54:29,320
there wasn't much to do...

1402
00:54:29,320 --> 00:54:30,240
in that town...

1403
00:54:30,240 --> 00:54:32,040
the B&B was nice...

1404
00:54:32,040 --> 00:54:32,440
then...

1405
00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:33,260
the next day...

1406
00:54:33,260 --> 00:54:34,460
I thumbed a lift...

1407
00:54:34,460 --> 00:54:35,960
through Snowdonia...

1408
00:54:35,960 --> 00:54:37,900
making sure to stop off...

1409
00:54:37,900 --> 00:54:38,620
at a lovely little...

1410
00:54:38,620 --> 00:54:39,560
cafe and restaurant...

1411
00:54:39,560 --> 00:54:40,820
by the mountain...

1412
00:54:40,820 --> 00:54:42,160
for a lovely...

1413
00:54:42,160 --> 00:54:43,060
massive...

1414
00:54:43,060 --> 00:54:44,520
sausage sandwich...

1415
00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:45,740
times two...

1416
00:54:45,740 --> 00:54:46,940
can of coke...

1417
00:54:46,940 --> 00:54:47,480
and then...

1418
00:54:47,480 --> 00:54:49,560
I washed that down...

1419
00:54:49,560 --> 00:54:50,400
with...

1420
00:54:50,400 --> 00:54:51,160
two...

1421
00:54:51,160 --> 00:54:53,480
pots of tea...

1422
00:54:53,480 --> 00:54:54,780
after that...

1423
00:54:54,780 --> 00:54:56,000
I realized...

1424
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:57,080
that I didn't really want...

1425
00:54:57,080 --> 00:54:58,240
to go any further...

1426
00:54:58,240 --> 00:54:59,820
and went back to Hollyhead...

1427
00:54:59,820 --> 00:55:01,120
and got on the first boat...

1428
00:55:01,120 --> 00:55:02,860
back to Dublin...

1429
00:55:02,860 --> 00:55:04,280
it was the olden times...

1430
00:55:04,280 --> 00:55:05,160
of Irish ferries...

1431
00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:07,440
not your sea cat business...

1432
00:55:07,440 --> 00:55:10,440
I got the fuckin' sea cat going...

1433
00:55:10,440 --> 00:55:10,940
like I said...

1434
00:55:10,940 --> 00:55:12,500
a few years later...

1435
00:55:12,500 --> 00:55:13,460
but let me tell you...

1436
00:55:13,460 --> 00:55:14,400
let me finish the story...

1437
00:55:14,400 --> 00:55:15,320
about the first time...

1438
00:55:15,320 --> 00:55:16,580
I came back home...

1439
00:55:16,580 --> 00:55:17,600
from the first time...

1440
00:55:17,600 --> 00:55:18,980
I went over...

1441
00:55:18,980 --> 00:55:19,940
I got to Dublin...

1442
00:55:19,940 --> 00:55:21,140
and then realized...

1443
00:55:21,140 --> 00:55:22,060
that you know what...

1444
00:55:22,060 --> 00:55:23,820
I might actually...

1445
00:55:23,820 --> 00:55:24,940
fucking enjoy it...

1446
00:55:24,940 --> 00:55:26,640
if I went a bit further...

1447
00:55:26,640 --> 00:55:27,600
so I...

1448
00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:29,060
spent more money...

1449
00:55:29,060 --> 00:55:30,940
on yet another ferry crossing...

1450
00:55:30,940 --> 00:55:33,060
back to Hollyhead...

1451
00:55:33,060 --> 00:55:34,200
but...

1452
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:35,440
this time it was different...

1453
00:55:35,440 --> 00:55:37,820
but halfway through the crossing...

1454
00:55:37,820 --> 00:55:39,820
was watching a movie...

1455
00:55:39,820 --> 00:55:40,080
the...

1456
00:55:40,080 --> 00:55:40,420
the...

1457
00:55:40,420 --> 00:55:41,520
the cinema section...

1458
00:55:41,520 --> 00:55:42,500
of the boat...

1459
00:55:42,500 --> 00:55:43,780
I decided...

1460
00:55:43,780 --> 00:55:45,120
I'm not really sure...

1461
00:55:45,120 --> 00:55:45,680
whether or not...

1462
00:55:45,680 --> 00:55:46,700
I want to fucking...

1463
00:55:46,700 --> 00:55:48,740
make it over to Hollyhead...

1464
00:55:48,740 --> 00:55:49,540
of course...

1465
00:55:49,540 --> 00:55:50,240
at this time...

1466
00:55:50,240 --> 00:55:50,940
you couldn't tell...

1467
00:55:50,940 --> 00:55:53,280
the ferry driver to go back...

1468
00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:55,780
you're halfway across the ocean...

1469
00:55:55,780 --> 00:55:56,340
so...

1470
00:55:56,340 --> 00:55:57,780
I took it upon myself...

1471
00:55:57,780 --> 00:55:59,780
to jump off the ship...

1472
00:55:59,780 --> 00:56:02,160
but first...

1473
00:56:02,160 --> 00:56:03,280
remembering...

1474
00:56:03,280 --> 00:56:04,120
to make...

1475
00:56:04,120 --> 00:56:04,560
sure...

1476
00:56:04,560 --> 00:56:05,540
I've checked out...

1477
00:56:05,540 --> 00:56:07,120
the amusements...

1478
00:56:07,120 --> 00:56:08,340
so I went over to the...

1479
00:56:08,340 --> 00:56:10,080
Manx TT superbike...

1480
00:56:10,080 --> 00:56:12,300
and did four races on that...

1481
00:56:12,300 --> 00:56:13,960
did the Laxico circuit...

1482
00:56:13,960 --> 00:56:15,340
and then I did the...

1483
00:56:15,340 --> 00:56:16,460
professional circuit...

1484
00:56:16,460 --> 00:56:17,820
but I didn't have...

1485
00:56:17,820 --> 00:56:18,880
the fucking capability...

1486
00:56:18,880 --> 00:56:20,740
of making it around fast enough...

1487
00:56:20,740 --> 00:56:21,420
to make...

1488
00:56:21,420 --> 00:56:22,740
another lap...

1489
00:56:22,740 --> 00:56:23,760
that's the way they did you...

1490
00:56:23,760 --> 00:56:25,100
on those machines...

1491
00:56:25,100 --> 00:56:25,900
they'd fuck you...

1492
00:56:25,900 --> 00:56:27,480
if you couldn't get around once...

1493
00:56:27,480 --> 00:56:29,820
I had no change left...

1494
00:56:29,820 --> 00:56:31,260
but I thought to myself...

1495
00:56:31,260 --> 00:56:33,320
that's not a bad situation...

1496
00:56:33,320 --> 00:56:34,000
because...

1497
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:34,780
that's only gonna...

1498
00:56:34,780 --> 00:56:35,440
weigh me down...

1499
00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:36,380
when I'm in the sea...

1500
00:56:36,380 --> 00:56:38,960
I got up...

1501
00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:39,360
and...

1502
00:56:39,360 --> 00:56:40,660
got up...

1503
00:56:40,660 --> 00:56:43,360
and with a spring in my step...

1504
00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:46,360
a fucking whistle in my mouth...

1505
00:56:46,360 --> 00:56:48,300
and a hope and a prayer...

1506
00:56:48,300 --> 00:56:50,660
I went out to the deck...

1507
00:56:50,660 --> 00:56:51,340
and...

1508
00:56:51,340 --> 00:56:52,180
said to a fellow...

1509
00:56:52,180 --> 00:56:53,180
smoking fags...

1510
00:56:53,180 --> 00:56:55,180
if I don't make it home...

1511
00:56:55,180 --> 00:56:56,440
make sure...

1512
00:56:56,440 --> 00:56:58,440
to send out the search party...

1513
00:56:58,440 --> 00:56:59,180
before he could even...

1514
00:56:59,840 --> 00:57:01,220
say what you mean...

1515
00:57:01,220 --> 00:57:02,180
I jumped the fuck off...

1516
00:57:04,180 --> 00:57:05,180
head first...

1517
00:57:06,180 --> 00:57:07,060
right into the middle...

1518
00:57:07,060 --> 00:57:08,180
of the Irish Sea...

1519
00:57:08,180 --> 00:57:09,180
it was scary...

1520
00:57:09,180 --> 00:57:11,180
very scary...

1521
00:57:11,180 --> 00:57:12,180
and at that moment...

1522
00:57:12,180 --> 00:57:13,180
I realized...

1523
00:57:14,180 --> 00:57:15,180
what I was doing...

1524
00:57:15,180 --> 00:57:16,180
was insane...

1525
00:57:16,180 --> 00:57:18,180
absolute insanity...

1526
00:57:18,180 --> 00:57:19,180
and started to scream...

1527
00:57:19,180 --> 00:57:21,180
scream like a baby...

1528
00:57:21,180 --> 00:57:22,180
a baby...

1529
00:57:22,180 --> 00:57:22,180
that had been separated...

1530
00:57:22,180 --> 00:57:23,180
from its mother...

1531
00:57:23,180 --> 00:57:24,180
except my mother...

1532
00:57:24,180 --> 00:57:25,180
wasn't a lady...

1533
00:57:25,180 --> 00:57:26,180
it was a giant...

1534
00:57:26,180 --> 00:57:28,180
fucking steel ship...

1535
00:57:28,180 --> 00:57:29,180
that was moving away...

1536
00:57:29,180 --> 00:57:30,180
at a very fast pace...

1537
00:57:30,180 --> 00:57:32,180
the irony was...

1538
00:57:32,180 --> 00:57:33,180
I was only...

1539
00:57:33,180 --> 00:57:33,180
fucking...

1540
00:57:33,180 --> 00:57:34,180
talking shite to someone...

1541
00:57:34,180 --> 00:57:35,180
about how slow...

1542
00:57:35,180 --> 00:57:36,180
that ferry was...

1543
00:57:36,180 --> 00:57:37,180
and how future ferries...

1544
00:57:37,180 --> 00:57:38,180
might be a lot faster...

1545
00:57:38,180 --> 00:57:39,180
like the sea cat...

1546
00:57:39,180 --> 00:57:41,180
that hadn't been invented yet...

1547
00:57:41,180 --> 00:57:42,180
anyways...

1548
00:57:43,180 --> 00:57:44,180
between the jigs...

1549
00:57:44,180 --> 00:57:45,180
and the reels...

1550
00:57:46,180 --> 00:57:47,180
your man on the deck...

1551
00:57:47,180 --> 00:57:48,180
ran like fuck...

1552
00:57:48,180 --> 00:57:49,180
back into the fucking...

1553
00:57:49,180 --> 00:57:50,180
uh... ship...

1554
00:57:51,180 --> 00:57:52,180
and...

1555
00:57:52,180 --> 00:57:53,180
got the search power...

1556
00:57:53,180 --> 00:57:54,180
to go up for us...

1557
00:57:55,180 --> 00:57:56,180
the next thing I know...

1558
00:57:57,180 --> 00:57:58,180
sorry there Tom...

1559
00:57:58,180 --> 00:57:59,180
I need to fucking...

1560
00:57:59,180 --> 00:58:00,180
stop you there...

1561
00:58:00,180 --> 00:58:01,180
it's a great story...

1562
00:58:01,180 --> 00:58:02,180
but look at this...

1563
00:58:03,180 --> 00:58:03,180
uh...

1564
00:58:03,180 --> 00:58:04,180
deep beneath...

1565
00:58:04,180 --> 00:58:05,180
the castle grounds...

1566
00:58:05,180 --> 00:58:06,180
thanks very much...

1567
00:58:06,180 --> 00:58:07,180
for the tip as well...

1568
00:58:07,180 --> 00:58:08,180
Bertie dancing...

1569
00:58:08,180 --> 00:58:09,180
deep beneath the castle grounds...

1570
00:58:09,180 --> 00:58:10,180
I have found...

1571
00:58:10,180 --> 00:58:11,180
my faith...

1572
00:58:12,180 --> 00:58:13,180
main approver...

1573
00:58:13,180 --> 00:58:14,180
so thank you very much...

1574
00:58:14,180 --> 00:58:16,180
to hold the divine vestiges...

1575
00:58:16,180 --> 00:58:17,180
left upon this world...

1576
00:58:17,180 --> 00:58:22,180
it all begins here...

1577
00:58:23,180 --> 00:58:24,180
yeah...

1578
00:58:24,180 --> 00:58:29,180
what's the big deal?

1579
00:58:31,180 --> 00:58:32,180
look who's fucking...

1580
00:58:32,180 --> 00:58:33,180
wrote it Tom...

1581
00:58:35,180 --> 00:58:37,180
thank you very much...

1582
00:58:37,180 --> 00:58:38,180
there Northman Philip...

1583
00:58:39,180 --> 00:58:40,180
is that...

1584
00:58:40,180 --> 00:58:41,180
is that...

1585
00:58:41,180 --> 00:58:42,180
Adam fucking...

1586
00:58:42,180 --> 00:58:43,180
Sadler?

1587
00:58:43,180 --> 00:58:45,180
none other...

1588
00:58:45,180 --> 00:58:46,180
than the fucking...

1589
00:58:46,180 --> 00:58:48,180
movie acting man...

1590
00:58:48,180 --> 00:58:49,180
Adam Sadler...

1591
00:58:50,180 --> 00:58:51,180
he is the lord...

1592
00:58:51,180 --> 00:58:52,180
he is the fucking man...

1593
00:58:52,180 --> 00:58:53,180
who does the...

1594
00:58:53,180 --> 00:58:54,180
he's the final boss...

1595
00:58:54,180 --> 00:58:55,180
that's the Sadler...

1596
00:58:55,180 --> 00:58:56,180
we're facing...

1597
00:58:59,180 --> 00:59:00,180
unbafucking livable...

1598
00:59:01,180 --> 00:59:02,180
you're talking...

1599
00:59:02,180 --> 00:59:03,180
Adam Sadler...

1600
00:59:04,180 --> 00:59:04,180
of...

1601
00:59:04,180 --> 00:59:05,180
Happy Gilroy...

1602
00:59:05,180 --> 00:59:06,180
fucking...

1603
00:59:07,180 --> 00:59:07,180
uh...

1604
00:59:08,180 --> 00:59:09,180
little Nicky...

1605
00:59:10,180 --> 00:59:11,180
Mr. Deets...

1606
00:59:12,180 --> 00:59:15,180
the one about...

1607
00:59:15,180 --> 00:59:16,180
9-11...

1608
00:59:17,180 --> 00:59:18,180
that shit film...

1609
00:59:18,180 --> 00:59:18,180
with...

1610
00:59:19,180 --> 00:59:20,180
Don Cheedles in it...

1611
00:59:21,180 --> 00:59:22,180
what's it called again?

1612
00:59:23,180 --> 00:59:24,180
I think it's called...

1613
00:59:25,180 --> 00:59:26,180
9-11...

1614
00:59:27,180 --> 00:59:28,180
with Adam Sandler...

1615
00:59:29,180 --> 00:59:30,180
I mean obviously...

1616
00:59:30,180 --> 00:59:31,180
the with Adam Sandler bit...

1617
00:59:31,180 --> 00:59:32,180
isn't in the actual title...

1618
00:59:33,180 --> 00:59:34,180
so I think it's just called...

1619
00:59:35,180 --> 00:59:35,180
9-11...

1620
00:59:36,180 --> 00:59:37,180
I don't think it's called...

1621
00:59:37,180 --> 00:59:38,180
9-11...

1622
00:59:38,180 --> 00:59:39,180
I can't remember that...

1623
00:59:39,180 --> 00:59:40,180
remember...

1624
00:59:40,180 --> 00:59:41,180
have you seen...

1625
00:59:41,180 --> 00:59:42,180
the recent one he was in...

1626
00:59:42,180 --> 00:59:45,180
where he's doing...

1627
00:59:45,180 --> 00:59:46,180
the fucking gems...

1628
00:59:47,180 --> 00:59:47,180
gemstones...

1629
00:59:48,180 --> 00:59:49,180
uncut gemstones...

1630
00:59:50,180 --> 00:59:51,180
another quality movie...

1631
00:59:52,180 --> 00:59:53,180
he's had some great hits...

1632
00:59:54,180 --> 00:59:55,180
now...

1633
00:59:56,180 --> 00:59:57,180
he's gonna get the last hit...

1634
00:59:58,180 --> 00:59:59,180
the last hit of his fucking life...

1635
00:59:59,180 --> 00:59:59,180
is approaching...

1636
01:00:00,180 --> 01:00:01,180
when we...

1637
01:00:01,180 --> 01:00:02,180
take control of the scenario...

1638
01:00:05,180 --> 01:00:06,180
yep...

1639
01:00:06,180 --> 01:00:06,180
I mean...

1640
01:00:06,180 --> 01:00:07,180
I'm not sure...

1641
01:00:07,180 --> 01:00:08,180
whether or not...

1642
01:00:08,180 --> 01:00:09,180
you've got it in you...

1643
01:00:09,180 --> 01:00:10,180
to defeat...

1644
01:00:10,180 --> 01:00:11,180
Adam Sandler...

1645
01:00:11,180 --> 01:00:12,180
but it's...

1646
01:00:12,180 --> 01:00:13,180
it's happening...

1647
01:00:13,180 --> 01:00:14,180
uncut jeans...

1648
01:00:14,180 --> 01:00:15,180
uncut...

1649
01:00:15,180 --> 01:00:16,180
boot...

1650
01:00:16,180 --> 01:00:17,180
bootcut jeans...

1651
01:00:17,180 --> 01:00:18,180
what about bootcut gems?

1652
01:00:20,180 --> 01:00:21,180
Stretch Tom...

1653
01:00:21,180 --> 01:00:23,180
doesn't even make sense either...

1654
01:00:24,180 --> 01:00:25,180
I don't even know...

1655
01:00:25,180 --> 01:00:26,180
why we've come back here...

1656
01:00:26,180 --> 01:00:27,180
we're not here already...

1657
01:00:31,180 --> 01:00:32,180
you are...

1658
01:00:33,180 --> 01:00:34,180
coming out...

1659
01:00:34,180 --> 01:00:35,180
us pendant...

1660
01:00:35,180 --> 01:00:36,180
maybe that's something...

1661
01:00:36,180 --> 01:00:37,180
maybe that's worth something...

1662
01:00:40,180 --> 01:00:42,180
where the fuck am I going here?

1663
01:00:45,180 --> 01:00:45,180
and...

1664
01:00:49,180 --> 01:00:50,180
zombies are the devil...

1665
01:00:50,180 --> 01:00:51,180
pushing by uncut...

1666
01:00:51,180 --> 01:00:52,180
willies uncut gems...

1667
01:00:52,180 --> 01:00:53,180
the cobbler...

1668
01:00:54,180 --> 01:00:55,180
sorry...

1669
01:00:55,180 --> 01:00:56,180
I'm just looking for some help...

1670
01:00:56,180 --> 01:00:57,180
there in the chat...

1671
01:00:57,180 --> 01:00:59,180
I don't know if you've got the help going...

1672
01:01:01,180 --> 01:01:04,180
it's a sensual piece of pudding...

1673
01:01:05,180 --> 01:01:05,180
wrapped in...

1674
01:01:06,180 --> 01:01:07,180
clink film and foil...

1675
01:01:09,180 --> 01:01:10,180
eh...

1676
01:01:11,180 --> 01:01:12,180
hello line 4...

1677
01:01:12,180 --> 01:01:13,180
come in Liam...

1678
01:01:13,180 --> 01:01:14,180
hello line 4...

1679
01:01:14,180 --> 01:01:15,180
Mr. Flood are you there?

1680
01:01:15,180 --> 01:01:16,180
Nintendo Game Boy...

1681
01:01:17,180 --> 01:01:18,180
why did you not discuss...

1682
01:01:18,180 --> 01:01:20,180
your well paid employment...

1683
01:01:21,180 --> 01:01:22,180
with Jackie Brosnan?

1684
01:01:23,180 --> 01:01:23,180
pfff...

1685
01:01:23,180 --> 01:01:24,180
we...

1686
01:01:24,180 --> 01:01:25,180
Flood...

1687
01:01:25,180 --> 01:01:26,180
we need a step change in urgency...

1688
01:01:26,180 --> 01:01:27,180
here from Flood...

1689
01:01:27,180 --> 01:01:28,180
there needs to be a step change...

1690
01:01:28,180 --> 01:01:29,180
in urgency...

1691
01:01:29,180 --> 01:01:30,180
stay away from that rain...

1692
01:01:30,180 --> 01:01:31,180
flood...

1693
01:01:31,180 --> 01:01:32,180
flood...

1694
01:01:32,180 --> 01:01:33,180
flood...

1695
01:01:33,180 --> 01:01:34,180
flood...

1696
01:01:34,180 --> 01:01:34,180
flood...

1697
01:01:34,180 --> 01:01:35,180
flood...

1698
01:01:35,180 --> 01:01:35,180
flood...

1699
01:01:35,180 --> 01:01:36,180
flood...

1700
01:01:36,180 --> 01:01:36,180
flood...

1701
01:01:36,180 --> 01:01:37,180
flood...

1702
01:01:37,180 --> 01:01:37,180
flood...

1703
01:01:37,180 --> 01:01:38,180
flood...

1704
01:01:38,180 --> 01:01:38,180
flood...

1705
01:01:38,180 --> 01:01:39,180
flood...

1706
01:01:39,180 --> 01:01:39,180
flood...

1707
01:01:39,180 --> 01:01:40,180
flood...

1708
01:01:40,180 --> 01:01:41,180
flood...

1709
01:01:41,180 --> 01:01:42,180
flood...

1710
01:01:42,180 --> 01:01:42,180
flood...

1711
01:01:42,180 --> 01:01:43,180
flood...

1712
01:01:43,180 --> 01:01:44,180
concerning...

1713
01:01:44,180 --> 01:01:45,180
stretches...

1714
01:01:45,180 --> 01:01:46,180
there is...

1715
01:01:46,180 --> 01:01:47,180
there is... there is...

1716
01:01:47,180 --> 01:01:48,180
concerning...

1717
01:01:48,180 --> 01:01:49,180
and unacceptable...

1718
01:01:49,180 --> 01:01:49,820
Acceptable.

1719
01:01:52,220 --> 01:01:53,060
Back down.

1720
01:01:53,760 --> 01:01:55,860
We just go back the way we fucking came, is it?

1721
01:01:58,060 --> 01:02:00,160
Instead of having meetings and drafting memos,

1722
01:02:00,220 --> 01:02:04,460
he is making a decision to end drone closures at Dublin Airport.

1723
01:02:04,640 --> 01:02:06,880
Do we go upstairs or downstairs?

1724
01:02:07,240 --> 01:02:08,000
Where are we going here?

1725
01:02:10,140 --> 01:02:12,300
Step, step, step, step, step, step, step, step, step, step,

1726
01:02:12,300 --> 01:02:13,040
step, step, step, step, step, step, step, step,

1727
01:02:13,040 --> 01:02:27,060
urgency. Little clip. Oh, we're up here. Nice. Sadler watch. Thank you very much. Adam Sadler.

1728
01:02:28,300 --> 01:02:32,920
It's coming. Save that herbage.

1729
01:02:40,080 --> 01:02:44,260
Watch out! Don't get fucking done at now!

1730
01:02:54,420 --> 01:02:56,420
Back up, back up, cuz it's on!

1731
01:03:01,140 --> 01:03:09,120
They came, they saw, they didn't conquer, and now I'm gonna fucking lob a lovely little bat into the fucking chamber.

1732
01:03:09,120 --> 01:03:12,800
Known as my aortal passage.

1733
01:03:16,300 --> 01:03:20,460
This is it now. This is the last piece of pudding that we get.

1734
01:03:21,080 --> 01:03:24,300
Do a little quick scout around here before I go into the merchant.

1735
01:03:26,040 --> 01:03:28,900
The boss is coming up. The final boss is coming up.

1736
01:03:29,080 --> 01:03:31,700
It's been a wild ride.

1737
01:03:32,500 --> 01:03:34,520
18 hours. Gold ingots.

1738
01:03:35,960 --> 01:03:38,140
Been a wild, wild ride.

1739
01:03:39,640 --> 01:03:43,260
And it's all about to fucking come to a lovely, lovely head.

1740
01:03:46,820 --> 01:03:51,560
And we can, uh, we can quick save. We're getting that rocket launcher.

1741
01:03:53,480 --> 01:04:03,840
You've just joined us. We are about to acquire a rocket launcher with all the juicy pesetas that we have accumulated over the past five years.

1742
01:04:04,500 --> 01:04:09,580
Now, inlay the uncut gems. Here we go. Adam Sadler would have loved this.

1743
01:04:10,160 --> 01:04:12,960
This would have been right up Sadler's alley.

1744
01:04:13,840 --> 01:04:17,180
Uh, if he was, uh, in our position and not.

1745
01:04:17,340 --> 01:04:22,460
Like the sad sack of fucking whatever the hell he is now at the moment.

1746
01:04:23,420 --> 01:04:27,160
Probably crawling around like a giant fucking sad arse spider.

1747
01:04:27,960 --> 01:04:30,740
Put a green one in there as well. Get that colour bonus going.

1748
01:04:31,640 --> 01:04:36,520
Then, we've got, uh, have we got enough gemstones for all of these guys?

1749
01:04:36,660 --> 01:04:39,480
We need one, two, three, four, five. So we've got one, two, three, four.

1750
01:04:42,680 --> 01:04:43,520
Best program in this.

1751
01:04:49,340 --> 01:04:54,980
And got a blue and a lovely red jewel in there.

1752
01:04:56,460 --> 01:04:58,820
And a sweet, sweet red piece there.

1753
01:05:03,160 --> 01:05:04,740
You can only put two in there, I suppose.

1754
01:05:04,740 --> 01:05:23,140
It's, it's, it's gone eerily quiet around here now.

1755
01:05:23,720 --> 01:05:25,380
There's seven of these fucking guys here.

1756
01:05:26,800 --> 01:05:27,600
Blue's key.

1757
01:05:27,940 --> 01:05:28,940
Small key, sold.

1758
01:05:29,120 --> 01:05:29,980
Pendant, sold.

1759
01:05:30,200 --> 01:05:31,220
Gold ingots, sold.

1760
01:05:31,820 --> 01:05:33,140
Elegant crown, sold.

1761
01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:35,260
Ornate necklace, sold.

1762
01:05:40,260 --> 01:05:42,660
Sell those, uh, submachine guns.

1763
01:05:43,860 --> 01:05:44,380
Gonzo.

1764
01:05:47,200 --> 01:05:48,240
All gonzo.

1765
01:05:49,080 --> 01:05:49,860
Thank you.

1766
01:05:50,360 --> 01:05:52,160
300,000 fucking potatoes.

1767
01:05:52,660 --> 01:05:57,160
And we've got, we've got more, we've got Big Red throwing a fucking five spot in there as well.

1768
01:05:57,220 --> 01:05:58,360
Thanks very much, Big Red.

1769
01:06:00,320 --> 01:06:03,100
Lovely, lovely bit of righteous gemstone action.

1770
01:06:03,260 --> 01:06:03,600
Epic.

1771
01:06:03,720 --> 01:06:04,520
Thank you very much.

1772
01:06:05,020 --> 01:06:07,600
And Tommy, have you ever been in the great county of Fermanagh?

1773
01:06:08,260 --> 01:06:09,000
I have indeed.

1774
01:06:10,420 --> 01:06:11,960
I have indeed a few times now.

1775
01:06:12,320 --> 01:06:15,060
Do, do like to head up there and do a bit of shopping.

1776
01:06:16,140 --> 01:06:17,060
That's cheaper, you see.

1777
01:06:17,520 --> 01:06:18,900
And then head back down as well.

1778
01:06:18,960 --> 01:06:19,460
It's the closest.

1779
01:06:20,360 --> 01:06:22,600
The closest place for us to go shopping up north.

1780
01:06:24,520 --> 01:06:24,940
Finish killing.

1781
01:06:26,200 --> 01:06:26,560
Now.

1782
01:06:28,140 --> 01:06:28,500
Now.

1783
01:06:28,720 --> 01:06:29,640
Where are we going now?

1784
01:06:29,740 --> 01:06:30,400
What we doing now?

1785
01:06:30,440 --> 01:06:31,140
What we selling now?

1786
01:06:31,260 --> 01:06:31,720
What we buying?

1787
01:06:33,340 --> 01:06:36,300
Think it is a case of trading.

1788
01:06:36,300 --> 01:06:39,180
To get a couple more of these.

1789
01:06:39,300 --> 01:06:40,240
Get a red barrel.

1790
01:06:42,420 --> 01:06:43,800
We'll get a yellow diamond.

1791
01:06:45,300 --> 01:06:46,400
Tommy Mallon's.

1792
01:06:47,040 --> 01:06:48,520
Tommy Mallon's in the house.

1793
01:06:52,100 --> 01:06:54,080
Tommy Mallon is well and truly in the house.

1794
01:06:54,140 --> 01:06:56,060
Thank you very much, Tommy Mallon.

1795
01:06:58,520 --> 01:07:02,820
Might want to take care of any leftover errands before going this way.

1796
01:07:02,880 --> 01:07:03,240
Yeah, yeah.

1797
01:07:03,260 --> 01:07:03,860
He's a good lad.

1798
01:07:04,060 --> 01:07:05,700
This guy is a very good lad.

1799
01:07:07,440 --> 01:07:08,460
Grid Raid 741.

1800
01:07:08,640 --> 01:07:09,240
Thank you very much.

1801
01:07:10,300 --> 01:07:11,160
Actually, you fucking.

1802
01:07:13,160 --> 01:07:14,960
Put that gemstone in there.

1803
01:07:15,480 --> 01:07:16,960
Thank you very much, Cy.

1804
01:07:17,320 --> 01:07:18,220
Grid Raid 741.

1805
01:07:18,360 --> 01:07:19,460
Thomas Mallon, Big Red.

1806
01:07:20,940 --> 01:07:21,640
And Cy.

1807
01:07:21,960 --> 01:07:22,820
Thank you very much.

1808
01:07:24,300 --> 01:07:26,780
Good luck with Big Daddy Conkers.

1809
01:07:27,480 --> 01:07:29,240
Big Daddy fucking Sadler there.

1810
01:07:29,420 --> 01:07:29,740
Says.

1811
01:07:31,540 --> 01:07:32,380
Cy Conkers.

1812
01:07:32,480 --> 01:07:33,140
Thank you very much.

1813
01:07:33,420 --> 01:07:33,800
Now.

1814
01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:36,600
Let's have a little look here and see what we're dealing with.

1815
01:07:36,680 --> 01:07:38,660
I don't want to rush this, but I do want to rush this.

1816
01:07:38,660 --> 01:07:39,460
This isn't getting boring.

1817
01:07:39,580 --> 01:07:43,800
I don't like doing all this, but I want to have as much fucking stuff in the back pocket

1818
01:07:43,800 --> 01:07:45,760
for when time comes.

1819
01:07:46,380 --> 01:07:50,200
We've got another situation where we just think about this.

1820
01:07:52,600 --> 01:07:57,400
Oh, you're absolutely brain scrambled, mate.

1821
01:07:57,520 --> 01:08:04,200
You need to really think and focus because you're coming up to the last game of the season.

1822
01:08:04,820 --> 01:08:06,040
It's crunch time.

1823
01:08:06,420 --> 01:08:08,040
I didn't think you had it in you.

1824
01:08:08,400 --> 01:08:12,760
I didn't think you knew what it was to have that sustenance.

1825
01:08:13,440 --> 01:08:19,300
The ability to take on battle after battle, demon after demon.

1826
01:08:19,960 --> 01:08:21,800
Reminds me of the time I was in Valencia.

1827
01:08:25,320 --> 01:08:28,540
What happened there actually when you were in Valencia?

1828
01:08:28,540 --> 01:08:35,440
I mean, I know you keep on telling us different kind of tales, but what was the ultimate fucking thing that happened in Valencia?

1829
01:08:37,520 --> 01:08:41,740
Well, we have a fellow who come around every Tuesday, weekday, fortnight.

1830
01:08:41,740 --> 01:08:47,920
You do kind of demonic rain dance before each and every game.

1831
01:08:48,700 --> 01:08:51,780
But it had never rained with it being Spain, of course.

1832
01:08:51,780 --> 01:08:54,080
It doesn't really rain much there.

1833
01:08:54,080 --> 01:09:04,340
But I asked him if he didn't mind coming back to my house afterwards and doing a rain dance there to try and, you know, get the grass to grow.

1834
01:09:04,720 --> 01:09:06,340
Because I'd laid a brand new lawn.

1835
01:09:06,340 --> 01:09:07,400
It cost a lot of money.

1836
01:09:07,740 --> 01:09:09,160
I'd had the landscapers in.

1837
01:09:09,560 --> 01:09:10,460
The whole shebangle.

1838
01:09:10,800 --> 01:09:12,500
Life was basically set for me.

1839
01:09:12,640 --> 01:09:14,800
I couldn't wait for it to kick off in Spain.

1840
01:09:17,600 --> 01:09:18,940
And what happened then?

1841
01:09:20,180 --> 01:09:22,660
Well, it didn't rain then either.

1842
01:09:23,120 --> 01:09:31,060
And I really had no reason to believe that he would be able to make it rain, given the fact he hadn't been able to do that on the ground.

1843
01:09:32,240 --> 01:09:33,420
Still paid him anyway.

1844
01:09:33,560 --> 01:09:36,400
And unfortunately, that was one of the downfalls as well.

1845
01:09:37,400 --> 01:09:38,480
Paid him a lot of money.

1846
01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:40,380
Yeah.

1847
01:09:40,500 --> 01:09:42,780
Did you not fucking think he could do it?

1848
01:09:44,300 --> 01:09:44,900
Well, I did.

1849
01:09:44,980 --> 01:09:45,640
That was a problem.

1850
01:09:45,880 --> 01:09:47,380
But I'd paid a lot of money up front.

1851
01:09:47,380 --> 01:09:52,680
And, uh, the stress then had a knock-on effect.

1852
01:09:53,420 --> 01:09:55,720
Couldn't really get my tactics or strategy right.

1853
01:09:57,280 --> 01:10:00,460
And, uh, well, you know what happened next.

1854
01:10:01,600 --> 01:10:02,220
Go on.

1855
01:10:03,680 --> 01:10:05,940
We got a pig-headed man involved.

1856
01:10:07,360 --> 01:10:09,600
He actually came around before each and every game.

1857
01:10:09,800 --> 01:10:11,900
Started up that two-stroke engine he had.

1858
01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:13,220
Had a lot of sustenance in it.

1859
01:10:13,840 --> 01:10:15,800
But he went batshit crazy.

1860
01:10:16,260 --> 01:10:18,460
Ended up shooting and killing a lot of people.

1861
01:10:18,860 --> 01:10:19,220
Fans.

1862
01:10:19,500 --> 01:10:20,220
The whole shebang.

1863
01:10:21,420 --> 01:10:22,760
I said, don't worry about it.

1864
01:10:22,960 --> 01:10:24,480
Chalk it down to mistakes.

1865
01:10:24,720 --> 01:10:26,000
We go again next week.

1866
01:10:26,100 --> 01:10:28,240
But there was no next week for a lot of those people.

1867
01:10:29,000 --> 01:10:31,340
I don't think the fans really talked to me after that.

1868
01:10:31,340 --> 01:10:34,920
It was a comment that I made without PR, communications director.

1869
01:10:35,460 --> 01:10:38,780
Thinking back, I wouldn't make that kind of comment now.

1870
01:10:39,740 --> 01:10:41,380
It was class.

1871
01:10:43,120 --> 01:10:44,500
It was class.

1872
01:10:44,960 --> 01:10:46,420
I meant to say class.

1873
01:10:46,420 --> 01:10:48,420
Yet again, there I go.

1874
01:10:49,420 --> 01:10:50,740
Talking when I shouldn't.

1875
01:10:51,560 --> 01:10:53,740
Maybe I should just stick to the football.

1876
01:10:54,380 --> 01:10:55,060
That's it.

1877
01:10:57,220 --> 01:11:00,540
Did it ever rain on your fucking lawn?

1878
01:11:00,540 --> 01:11:02,520
It never rained.

1879
01:11:02,780 --> 01:11:03,620
It never rained.

1880
01:11:03,960 --> 01:11:05,460
Until the next day we got beat.

1881
01:11:05,860 --> 01:11:06,880
7-0.

1882
01:11:07,940 --> 01:11:11,680
By a non-descriptive Andalusian B-League team.

1883
01:11:12,180 --> 01:11:13,180
It was pre-season.

1884
01:11:13,700 --> 01:11:15,840
I knew then we were fucking screwballed.

1885
01:11:18,060 --> 01:11:19,960
And what happened then?

1886
01:11:21,260 --> 01:11:23,660
Got shafted on the field day in, day out.

1887
01:11:25,480 --> 01:11:26,700
The end of it got sacked.

1888
01:11:29,000 --> 01:11:29,860
Right, I'll bounce back.

1889
01:11:29,940 --> 01:11:30,820
I have bounced back.

1890
01:11:31,200 --> 01:11:31,560
Labour.

1891
01:11:32,280 --> 01:11:32,800
Sky.

1892
01:11:33,380 --> 01:11:33,800
Everything.

1893
01:11:34,500 --> 01:11:35,860
It's been a wild ride.

1894
01:11:36,100 --> 01:11:37,580
An absolutely beautiful dream.

1895
01:11:38,300 --> 01:11:44,120
Could never imagine that I'd make it to this dizzy height of being able to offer you the demonic commentary.

1896
01:11:44,600 --> 01:11:45,380
Colour commentary.

1897
01:11:45,740 --> 01:11:48,920
About all this bad, dodgy, weird shit we've been seeing.

1898
01:11:51,740 --> 01:11:55,900
Got another caller coming in who actually disagrees with you there, Gary.

1899
01:11:56,240 --> 01:11:57,260
Sorry about this.

1900
01:11:58,840 --> 01:12:00,120
Oh, mate.

1901
01:12:01,200 --> 01:12:03,900
Does he ever fucking shut up?

1902
01:12:04,360 --> 01:12:09,420
He's been talking absolute rain for 25 minutes, mate.

1903
01:12:09,960 --> 01:12:10,600
Telling you.

1904
01:12:10,920 --> 01:12:13,720
He bore the arse off a fucking grasshopper.

1905
01:12:14,240 --> 01:12:15,180
And I tell you something.

1906
01:12:15,560 --> 01:12:17,520
They don't even have arses, mate.

1907
01:12:19,820 --> 01:12:23,300
Oh, get him out of my life.

1908
01:12:23,460 --> 01:12:25,280
You don't even know anything, mate.

1909
01:12:25,320 --> 01:12:26,480
You've had it since you were body.

1910
01:12:26,500 --> 01:12:27,900
You've had everything handed to you.

1911
01:12:27,960 --> 01:12:28,840
The son of God.

1912
01:12:29,320 --> 01:12:31,960
You've never had to work for anything in your life, mate.

1913
01:12:32,080 --> 01:12:33,580
It's all been given to you.

1914
01:12:35,560 --> 01:12:37,640
What do you say about that, JC?

1915
01:12:39,560 --> 01:12:40,880
I am the Lord, mate.

1916
01:12:40,880 --> 01:12:42,100
I am the Lord, mate.

1917
01:12:42,100 --> 01:12:44,100
I tell you something else.

1918
01:12:44,100 --> 01:12:47,060
I'm going on a fucking crusade against him.

1919
01:12:47,300 --> 01:12:50,820
You better watch your back, mate.

1920
01:12:51,260 --> 01:12:54,880
Because I've got a load of fucking knights backing me up.

1921
01:12:55,300 --> 01:12:58,000
We're going to be going all over your continent.

1922
01:12:58,540 --> 01:12:59,280
killing you.

1923
01:12:59,280 --> 01:13:01,740
I'm fucking pushing our agenda.

1924
01:13:03,960 --> 01:13:06,180
You're a fucking scally, mate.

1925
01:13:07,460 --> 01:13:08,760
You're a scally.

1926
01:13:16,500 --> 01:13:19,060
It's a fucking great beat.

1927
01:13:19,060 --> 01:13:20,300
What do you do?

1928
01:13:20,360 --> 01:13:21,400
What are you using for that?

1929
01:13:23,720 --> 01:13:25,080
Oh, mate.

1930
01:13:25,280 --> 01:13:27,400
Fucking garage by a mate.

1931
01:13:28,220 --> 01:13:31,100
Got some pre-made Apple loops going.

1932
01:13:32,080 --> 01:13:34,600
Gonna have a mad blast off later.

1933
01:13:35,340 --> 01:13:37,360
David Guetta's coming round.

1934
01:13:37,720 --> 01:13:39,180
He's bringing a baguette.

1935
01:13:40,880 --> 01:13:43,300
He's got a fucking Lamborghini as well.

1936
01:13:43,920 --> 01:13:44,440
Diablo.

1937
01:13:46,760 --> 01:13:47,580
You're welcome.

1938
01:13:47,740 --> 01:13:49,100
Come round if you want, mate.

1939
01:13:51,120 --> 01:13:51,940
I don't know.

1940
01:13:52,020 --> 01:13:54,320
I just need to finish the fucking game here.

1941
01:13:55,000 --> 01:13:57,460
How long are you going to be talking to these fucking guns for?

1942
01:13:57,500 --> 01:13:58,300
They're annoying as fuck.

1943
01:13:58,340 --> 01:13:59,520
You need to sell these jewels.

1944
01:14:00,580 --> 01:14:02,040
And get the game finished.

1945
01:14:02,240 --> 01:14:03,400
You're on the precipice.

1946
01:14:04,060 --> 01:14:05,840
This isn't fucking up the speed run.

1947
01:14:07,840 --> 01:14:08,840
Yeah, lad.

1948
01:14:10,180 --> 01:14:12,040
You can come round and all these,

1949
01:14:12,140 --> 01:14:14,000
you little fucking sluggy pusser.

1950
01:14:15,200 --> 01:14:16,840
Bring round a crate.

1951
01:14:17,580 --> 01:14:20,600
And tell Gary Devil he's not welcome round my end.

1952
01:14:20,600 --> 01:14:20,860
Yeah.

1953
01:14:22,780 --> 01:14:22,960
Yeah.

1954
01:14:25,220 --> 01:14:26,520
I don't even care.

1955
01:14:26,900 --> 01:14:27,700
I don't care.

1956
01:14:27,820 --> 01:14:28,840
And I don't like you.

1957
01:14:29,520 --> 01:14:29,980
Leave.

1958
01:14:30,160 --> 01:14:31,120
Just leave.

1959
01:14:31,700 --> 01:14:33,520
You have been peddling lies.

1960
01:14:36,020 --> 01:14:36,720
How's it going?

1961
01:14:36,900 --> 01:14:39,500
Just watching the end of the stream there.

1962
01:14:39,860 --> 01:14:43,920
Wanted to impart a bit of wisdom myself.

1963
01:14:44,880 --> 01:14:45,380
That's okay.

1964
01:14:47,440 --> 01:14:48,440
You might as well.

1965
01:14:48,440 --> 01:14:48,440
You might as well.

1966
01:14:51,480 --> 01:14:51,880
Yeah.

1967
01:14:52,820 --> 01:14:57,260
Just want to say thanks very much to everybody who's watched for the last 18 hours of the stream.

1968
01:14:57,760 --> 01:14:59,440
And a lot more as well.

1969
01:14:59,620 --> 01:15:00,760
Let's say that.

1970
01:15:00,900 --> 01:15:07,840
There were a lot of times we were stopping and scratching our heads as to what to do with this global situation.

1971
01:15:07,980 --> 01:15:11,180
This pandemic situation which we're facing in the game.

1972
01:15:11,880 --> 01:15:13,340
This onslaught of zombies.

1973
01:15:13,560 --> 01:15:15,140
But believe you and me.

1974
01:15:15,460 --> 01:15:16,280
You dealt with it well.

1975
01:15:16,900 --> 01:15:19,600
And for that, we commend you.

1976
01:15:19,940 --> 01:15:20,560
We really do.

1977
01:15:21,200 --> 01:15:22,100
It was beautiful to see.

1978
01:15:22,340 --> 01:15:24,800
And it was great to see everybody out there following suit.

1979
01:15:25,180 --> 01:15:26,180
And staying safe.

1980
01:15:26,500 --> 01:15:27,840
And following the rules as well.

1981
01:15:28,840 --> 01:15:29,840
Thanks very much everybody.

1982
01:15:30,260 --> 01:15:32,020
And thanks very much to Gary Devil.

1983
01:15:32,200 --> 01:15:33,880
Even though you are evil.

1984
01:15:34,660 --> 01:15:35,540
Thanks very much.

1985
01:15:35,840 --> 01:15:36,760
And to JC.

1986
01:15:38,600 --> 01:15:40,380
All the best with the party later on.

1987
01:15:40,440 --> 01:15:41,280
Sounds like it's going to be great.

1988
01:15:43,840 --> 01:15:44,620
Thanks very much.

1989
01:15:44,700 --> 01:15:46,620
I'm going to have to say bye to y'all there.

1990
01:15:46,760 --> 01:15:48,060
I mean you're fucking annoying.

1991
01:15:48,240 --> 01:15:49,060
And that's you done.

1992
01:15:49,280 --> 01:15:50,460
That's all three of you done.

1993
01:15:50,740 --> 01:15:51,140
I'm afraid.

1994
01:15:51,140 --> 01:16:19,420
Why does the rocket launcher cost fucking two million?

1995
01:16:19,420 --> 01:16:24,100
Max Tomlinson.

1996
01:16:24,240 --> 01:16:25,040
Thank you very much.

1997
01:16:25,960 --> 01:16:30,860
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the demonic voodoo priests of Hades brain.

1998
01:16:31,200 --> 01:16:32,320
Jukebox Connors.

1999
01:16:32,360 --> 01:16:32,840
Thank you very much.

2000
01:16:32,920 --> 01:16:33,420
And hold me.

2001
01:16:33,700 --> 01:16:34,600
Hold me closer.

2002
01:16:34,800 --> 01:16:35,660
Tiny Chancer.

2003
01:16:35,780 --> 01:16:36,480
Thank you very much.

2004
01:16:37,240 --> 01:16:37,880
Hanley Man.

2005
01:16:37,980 --> 01:16:38,600
Thank you very much.

2006
01:16:42,600 --> 01:16:43,580
No, no, no, no.

2007
01:16:43,600 --> 01:16:44,860
You're saying it's hardcore.

2008
01:16:45,340 --> 01:16:45,600
I.

2009
01:16:48,480 --> 01:16:49,140
Oh, I.

2010
01:16:49,140 --> 01:16:50,420
Maybe I sell everything.

2011
01:16:50,700 --> 01:16:51,740
I just sell everything now.

2012
01:16:53,820 --> 01:16:55,220
There must be some fucking thing.

2013
01:16:55,280 --> 01:16:55,660
Because I got.

2014
01:16:55,760 --> 01:16:57,160
I played hardcore the first time.

2015
01:16:57,360 --> 01:16:58,500
I played Anaconda G.

2016
01:16:58,900 --> 01:17:01,560
Thank you very, very much there for the tip.

2017
01:17:02,060 --> 01:17:03,860
I played the hardcore mode the first time.

2018
01:17:04,560 --> 01:17:07,200
This isn't the first rodeo in hardcore mode.

2019
01:17:07,320 --> 01:17:08,100
So to speak.

2020
01:17:08,820 --> 01:17:10,780
And I got the rocket launcher.

2021
01:17:10,880 --> 01:17:12,740
I don't think it cost two million the first time.

2022
01:17:12,880 --> 01:17:13,700
The first fucking thing.

2023
01:17:22,380 --> 01:17:24,660
There should be another rocket launcher for sale.

2024
01:17:32,660 --> 01:17:33,940
Hold me closer.

2025
01:17:33,940 --> 01:17:36,060
Tiny Sandler.

2026
01:17:39,660 --> 01:17:40,440
Oh, there.

2027
01:17:40,500 --> 01:17:41,300
There is.

2028
01:17:41,420 --> 01:17:42,840
Thank fuck for that.

2029
01:17:42,840 --> 01:17:44,160
That cash in your pocket.

2030
01:17:44,700 --> 01:17:45,800
All your life.

2031
01:17:47,600 --> 01:17:48,560
Willie Harold.

2032
01:17:48,960 --> 01:17:50,360
You said Willie Harold.

2033
01:17:50,600 --> 01:17:52,180
Thank you for the Farage, Willie Harold.

2034
01:17:53,900 --> 01:17:54,420
Okay.

2035
01:17:54,520 --> 01:17:55,320
So we've got one.

2036
01:17:55,460 --> 01:17:57,760
It's not an infinite rocket launcher.

2037
01:17:58,420 --> 01:18:00,120
We were worried for a moment.

2038
01:18:00,520 --> 01:18:01,860
Things were getting out of hand.

2039
01:18:03,620 --> 01:18:07,620
The craft a few of these magnum jobs.

2040
01:18:07,740 --> 01:18:11,960
Because they are going to go down an absolute fucking sweet treat against Saddler.

2041
01:18:13,640 --> 01:18:14,040
Shotgun.

2042
01:18:14,180 --> 01:18:16,220
We need some rifle rounds if we can.

2043
01:18:16,280 --> 01:18:17,000
That would be great.

2044
01:18:18,340 --> 01:18:20,380
Has he got any fucking gunpowder in his?

2045
01:18:29,660 --> 01:18:30,340
I can buy that.

2046
01:18:32,680 --> 01:18:33,580
9 by 13.

2047
01:18:33,660 --> 01:18:35,660
Have I not got a 9 by 13 case?

2048
01:18:36,620 --> 01:18:40,480
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.

2049
01:18:40,540 --> 01:18:41,940
I've got an 8 by 13.

2050
01:18:42,280 --> 01:18:43,000
Have a look at this.

2051
01:18:43,000 --> 01:18:43,720
Welcome.

2052
01:18:44,380 --> 01:18:46,160
What can I interest you in?

2053
01:18:47,220 --> 01:18:48,040
I'll take the case.

2054
01:18:48,160 --> 01:18:48,420
Thanks.

2055
01:18:48,560 --> 01:18:49,800
Bigger is better.

2056
01:18:50,120 --> 01:18:52,580
And then I buy the launcher.

2057
01:18:53,920 --> 01:18:55,520
Not my place to save, really.

2058
01:18:55,680 --> 01:18:57,380
But some pleasant travels.

2059
01:18:58,840 --> 01:18:59,360
There we go.

2060
01:18:59,940 --> 01:19:00,680
Save that.

2061
01:19:04,440 --> 01:19:05,160
You're right.

2062
01:19:05,300 --> 01:19:05,880
You're saved.

2063
01:19:06,680 --> 01:19:07,240
We're rocking.

2064
01:19:08,080 --> 01:19:08,640
And rolling.

2065
01:19:08,640 --> 01:19:11,040
We're ready to go bowling.

2066
01:19:11,040 --> 01:19:13,940
This is it.

2067
01:19:14,500 --> 01:19:15,800
The big finale.

2068
01:19:16,800 --> 01:19:18,300
The big scenario.

2069
01:19:20,620 --> 01:19:21,020
Emma.

2070
01:19:21,020 --> 01:19:22,420
Emma Claire Hall.

2071
01:19:22,560 --> 01:19:23,340
Thank you very much.

2072
01:19:23,520 --> 01:19:24,380
And Willie Harold.

2073
01:19:24,540 --> 01:19:25,200
Thank you very much.

2074
01:19:25,340 --> 01:19:26,260
And hold me closer.

2075
01:19:27,180 --> 01:19:28,080
Adam Sandler.

2076
01:19:28,360 --> 01:19:29,060
Adam Sandler.

2077
01:19:29,640 --> 01:19:30,180
Here we go.

2078
01:19:34,320 --> 01:19:35,500
Here we go.

2079
01:19:36,280 --> 01:19:39,920
And there is Ada Wong in a real perilous situation.

2080
01:19:40,760 --> 01:19:42,440
God help her.

2081
01:19:42,540 --> 01:19:43,220
I hope she's okay.

2082
01:19:44,680 --> 01:19:45,660
I hope she's okay.

2083
01:19:45,660 --> 01:19:46,980
I think she's going to lure me out.

2084
01:19:49,700 --> 01:19:54,220
First thing I'm going to do is hit that guy with the 1-4.

2085
01:19:55,400 --> 01:19:56,220
With this.

2086
01:19:57,580 --> 01:20:01,860
Maybe load up the bad boy deluxe here.

2087
01:20:02,480 --> 01:20:02,800
Philip.

2088
01:20:02,960 --> 01:20:03,900
Thank you very much.

2089
01:20:05,120 --> 01:20:05,860
Equip that.

2090
01:20:06,980 --> 01:20:07,640
Load that.

2091
01:20:07,760 --> 01:20:08,780
Could have done up the vest.

2092
01:20:08,900 --> 01:20:09,660
Just in case.

2093
01:20:22,200 --> 01:20:22,840
I don't know.

2094
01:20:22,900 --> 01:20:23,440
All the weapons.

2095
01:20:30,540 --> 01:20:32,560
Is there any fucking point?

2096
01:20:32,700 --> 01:20:33,920
Eric saying night pat.

2097
01:20:34,020 --> 01:20:34,460
Night chat.

2098
01:20:34,620 --> 01:20:35,200
Catch you on your news.

2099
01:20:35,280 --> 01:20:35,500
Eric.

2100
01:20:35,600 --> 01:20:37,920
We're going to fucking finish the fucker here man.

2101
01:20:39,180 --> 01:20:40,560
People announcing they're leaving.

2102
01:20:40,780 --> 01:20:41,180
What?

2103
01:20:42,860 --> 01:20:45,480
You don't have to fucking announce it.

2104
01:20:46,500 --> 01:20:47,680
I'm not having to go actually.

2105
01:20:47,800 --> 01:20:48,380
I mean goodnight.

2106
01:20:48,620 --> 01:20:49,420
And sleep well.

2107
01:20:49,540 --> 01:20:50,480
It is pretty late.

2108
01:20:50,660 --> 01:20:51,440
But we've.

2109
01:20:52,120 --> 01:20:53,580
We're all the way here man.

2110
01:20:54,380 --> 01:20:56,120
Are you fucking serious?

2111
01:20:57,540 --> 01:20:58,740
Are you serious Eric?

2112
01:21:02,360 --> 01:21:02,720
Ada!

2113
01:21:09,260 --> 01:21:10,040
This is it.

2114
01:21:10,120 --> 01:21:10,820
Pat the bag.

2115
01:21:11,940 --> 01:21:12,760
Pat the bull.

2116
01:21:20,760 --> 01:21:22,260
Here we go.

2117
01:21:24,940 --> 01:21:25,940
Saddler's after you.

2118
01:21:37,620 --> 01:21:38,680
Serious bit of business.

2119
01:21:40,900 --> 01:21:41,940
It's a great setup.

2120
01:21:43,820 --> 01:21:44,580
It's a lovely.

2121
01:21:44,660 --> 01:21:45,540
It's a lovely setup.

2122
01:21:46,100 --> 01:21:46,660
You.

2123
01:21:47,380 --> 01:21:47,980
Far.

2124
01:21:48,500 --> 01:21:48,780
Renegade.

2125
01:21:52,960 --> 01:21:53,700
Jake Mandel.

2126
01:21:53,740 --> 01:21:54,460
Thank you very much.

2127
01:21:54,560 --> 01:21:54,920
Shaken.

2128
01:21:56,220 --> 01:21:56,640
Oh.

2129
01:21:57,640 --> 01:21:58,040
Buddy.

2130
01:22:00,540 --> 01:22:00,940
The.

2131
01:22:01,760 --> 01:22:02,040
And.

2132
01:22:03,500 --> 01:22:04,020
Delacy.

2133
01:22:04,160 --> 01:22:04,760
Thank you very much.

2134
01:22:04,820 --> 01:22:05,280
Pat the bag.

2135
01:22:05,960 --> 01:22:06,300
What.

2136
01:22:06,720 --> 01:22:07,520
With us.

2137
01:22:08,080 --> 01:22:08,580
Big red.

2138
01:22:08,660 --> 01:22:09,000
Thank you.

2139
01:22:09,240 --> 01:22:10,000
Sister Ghoul.

2140
01:22:10,080 --> 01:22:10,900
Thank you very much.

2141
01:22:14,100 --> 01:22:14,660
You.

2142
01:22:14,660 --> 01:22:14,660
You.

2143
01:22:14,660 --> 01:22:15,660
Require.

2144
01:22:16,900 --> 01:22:17,340
Of.

2145
01:22:17,480 --> 01:22:18,300
Solution.

2146
01:22:20,660 --> 01:22:22,820
Here we go.

2147
01:22:27,400 --> 01:22:27,900
Here we.

2148
01:22:27,980 --> 01:22:28,680
Here we really go.

2149
01:22:28,760 --> 01:22:29,040
Here we go.

2150
01:22:29,120 --> 01:22:29,440
Here we go.

2151
01:22:38,800 --> 01:22:39,260
Uh oh.

2152
01:22:40,640 --> 01:22:42,320
I should have hit the fucker then.

2153
01:22:42,320 --> 01:22:45,460
Bollocks.

2154
01:22:47,380 --> 01:22:47,880
Fuck.

2155
01:22:54,840 --> 01:22:55,280
Bollocks.

2156
01:22:57,160 --> 01:22:57,840
Oh fuck.

2157
01:23:09,280 --> 01:23:10,800
Maybe I hit him with the.

2158
01:23:11,140 --> 01:23:12,420
The rocket launcher now.

2159
01:23:12,520 --> 01:23:12,700
Is it?

2160
01:23:15,940 --> 01:23:17,860
Don't want to be beside him when I do that.

2161
01:23:19,660 --> 01:23:20,780
Where the fuck is his.

2162
01:23:20,780 --> 01:23:21,060
Is it?

2163
01:23:34,740 --> 01:23:36,020
Is that a one hit kill?

2164
01:23:40,100 --> 01:23:41,640
I think he said impressive then.

2165
01:23:41,680 --> 01:23:41,860
Did he?

2166
01:23:46,260 --> 01:23:47,320
Be back for more.

2167
01:23:49,800 --> 01:23:50,840
He's a resilient.

2168
01:23:51,100 --> 01:23:52,400
Sensual piece of puddin.

2169
01:23:53,220 --> 01:23:54,780
Thanks very much for the tip there.

2170
01:23:54,780 --> 01:23:56,300
I'm getting sick of your shit.

2171
01:23:56,680 --> 01:23:58,200
I'm getting sick of his shit as well.

2172
01:23:58,260 --> 01:23:59,940
It's time to rock this place.

2173
01:24:01,300 --> 01:24:02,820
Could be a quick time event here.

2174
01:24:02,880 --> 01:24:03,480
I hope not.

2175
01:24:04,800 --> 01:24:05,620
Back down.

2176
01:24:05,760 --> 01:24:07,940
For another fucking round of toast and tea.

2177
01:24:08,040 --> 01:24:08,820
With the fucking demon.

2178
01:24:09,060 --> 01:24:09,420
Himself.

2179
01:24:12,800 --> 01:24:13,840
As I recall.

2180
01:24:14,000 --> 01:24:15,640
It's a case of fucking heavy.

2181
01:24:15,720 --> 01:24:16,020
Heavy.

2182
01:24:16,260 --> 01:24:16,940
Shootage here.

2183
01:24:20,540 --> 01:24:23,180
Milk snake.

2184
01:24:23,280 --> 01:24:24,020
Thank you very much.

2185
01:24:27,080 --> 01:24:28,760
Lovely bit of chat here from Leon.

2186
01:24:35,700 --> 01:24:36,580
What do we do now?

2187
01:24:39,120 --> 01:24:39,520
Legfin.

2188
01:24:39,620 --> 01:24:40,920
Thank you very much for the tip there.

2189
01:24:45,920 --> 01:24:48,000
Hit him with the one four with the shotgun.

2190
01:24:48,180 --> 01:24:49,720
I know you're a bit far away from that.

2191
01:24:49,800 --> 01:24:51,020
But it could do something to him.

2192
01:24:51,220 --> 01:24:52,580
Maybe throw a grenade at the fucker.

2193
01:24:52,700 --> 01:24:54,020
Maybe throw a heavy grenade at him.

2194
01:24:56,660 --> 01:24:57,860
Thank you very much there.

2195
01:24:58,120 --> 01:24:58,520
Legfin.

2196
01:24:58,620 --> 01:24:59,020
Milk snake.

2197
01:24:59,140 --> 01:24:59,480
Sensual.

2198
01:24:59,560 --> 01:25:00,080
Don't go Eric.

2199
01:25:00,220 --> 01:25:00,940
And Gabe.

2200
01:25:01,020 --> 01:25:01,640
Thank you very much.

2201
01:25:11,320 --> 01:25:11,880
Come on.

2202
01:25:14,460 --> 01:25:15,020
Come on.

2203
01:25:15,020 --> 01:25:22,180
You're red nine in the country.

2204
01:25:24,320 --> 01:25:25,060
He's getting you.

2205
01:25:25,440 --> 01:25:26,380
He's getting you down.

2206
01:25:29,660 --> 01:25:32,500
I don't remember him being this hard.

2207
01:25:33,540 --> 01:25:34,080
Oh here we go.

2208
01:25:39,700 --> 01:25:40,420
Game over.

2209
01:25:42,080 --> 01:25:42,980
Game over man.

2210
01:25:42,980 --> 01:25:46,280
See you in hell.

2211
01:25:53,280 --> 01:25:54,500
Mr. Nice Pry.

2212
01:25:54,600 --> 01:25:55,260
Thank you very much.

2213
01:25:56,320 --> 01:25:57,700
Pick that up your arse.

2214
01:25:58,280 --> 01:26:01,120
Did someone just drop a bomb on this ship?

2215
01:26:02,100 --> 01:26:03,440
Cause that fuck is a black.

2216
01:26:07,400 --> 01:26:07,720
Oh.

2217
01:26:08,880 --> 01:26:10,940
It's so demonic.

2218
01:26:16,440 --> 01:26:18,080
You give him the fucking hell.

2219
01:26:18,160 --> 01:26:19,140
You give him hell to pay.

2220
01:26:20,720 --> 01:26:22,140
It's all he fucking deserves.

2221
01:26:22,260 --> 01:26:22,860
The concierge.

2222
01:26:23,400 --> 01:26:24,180
See you in hell.

2223
01:26:24,260 --> 01:26:24,760
You bollocks.

2224
01:26:26,060 --> 01:26:26,920
See you tomorrow.

2225
01:26:29,220 --> 01:26:30,140
Well not tomorrow.

2226
01:26:30,280 --> 01:26:31,300
It's fucking gone man.

2227
01:26:32,020 --> 01:26:32,900
That you gone.

2228
01:26:35,480 --> 01:26:38,680
That's fucking brosened and well and truly pierced.

2229
01:26:38,680 --> 01:26:47,880
Some setup.

2230
01:26:51,300 --> 01:26:52,400
Unbelievable setup.

2231
01:27:01,400 --> 01:27:03,280
Conrad, thank you very much there.

2232
01:27:03,280 --> 01:27:17,040
Who says, "Well done, it's great to be able to provide you with the world record first, exclusive content first, of completing this game in the way in which I've gone about it."

2233
01:27:17,040 --> 01:27:20,760
Nobody else will ever do it in that way. And look at the situation, Tam.

2234
01:27:20,760 --> 01:27:34,760
It's a great situation. Better get a move on. It's a great situation. It's dangerous. But it's crazy. But it's great. And it's a lovely speedboat key she's given you there.

2235
01:27:38,760 --> 01:27:52,760
She's got the gaming headset on. AnguishPanda, thanks very much. Well done, Francis, Tommy, Gary, JC. A speedrun. Even Scopetoc couldn't get near.

2236
01:27:52,760 --> 01:27:54,760
It's gonna work. It's gonna work. Yeah.

2237
01:27:54,760 --> 01:28:18,760
Very, very, very, very happy to be able to provide you with professionally driven speedrun world record attempts. You'll never get less than a fucking attempt from me. Even if we don't make it, which we will. I'm sure we will. You'll always get a fucking attempt. And that's a fucking promise. And that's the truth. To God's honest. And I don't lie when I'm fucking saying that.

2238
01:28:18,760 --> 01:28:48,740
What a second that. I'd say it's always, always on. No matter who says what. The speedrun is always on. You can't take it away from us. Because logically we are correct. Saying that the attempt is always on. No matter if you're behind on time. You miss the splits. As long as you're attempting it. That's what matters. That's what we're saying we're doing. Nobody can come back.

2239
01:28:48,740 --> 01:29:18,720
It's a sensual piece. Fucking hell. A pudding. A sweet, sweet little world. Look at all these sad arses. It's time for those guys to go home. Even though there's no home for them. They are here now. This is their home. But it turns out they're home alone. It's Macaulay Culkin. It's fucking Joe Pesci. It's Tim Curry.

2240
01:29:18,720 --> 01:29:32,760
In the plaza in the plaza in the second one. It's fucking Brenda Fricka. In the fucking park with all the pigeons. It's all of the above. It's Donald J. Trump in the fucking hotel as the cameo.

2241
01:29:32,760 --> 01:29:46,620
Beautiful. And now here we go. A lovely sensual piece of jet ski action. Let's pump it up. Let's pump it up.

2242
01:29:49,000 --> 01:30:02,300
You're right Tommy. You're right indeed. Let's pump it up. We're doing well. Don't you know pump it up. You've got to pump it up. Oh fuck. Bit of a fucking sad ending there.

2243
01:30:02,360 --> 01:30:04,080
You have been peddling lies.

2244
01:30:05,860 --> 01:30:13,700
Reminds me of the song. Don't you know pump it up. You've got to pump it up. An amazing refrain and lyric.

2245
01:30:15,460 --> 01:30:17,160
Oh. Lyric FM.

2246
01:30:19,260 --> 01:30:22,240
Probably be up there with one of my favourite all time lyrics as well.

2247
01:30:24,860 --> 01:30:28,540
Yeah I'd say definitely up there for me anyway. I'd say it's up there.

2248
01:30:29,220 --> 01:30:32,260
It's up there with Yeah Yeah Funky Yeah.

2249
01:30:33,160 --> 01:30:33,980
In uh.

2250
01:30:34,700 --> 01:30:35,740
Maniac 2000.

2251
01:30:36,400 --> 01:30:36,840
Another.

2252
01:30:38,200 --> 01:30:39,740
One that was sadly overlooked.

2253
01:30:39,820 --> 01:30:42,420
When the Ivor Novellos were being fucking handed out.

2254
01:30:42,540 --> 01:30:43,900
And the Grammys. You know.

2255
01:30:44,620 --> 01:30:45,480
All that shit.

2256
01:30:46,680 --> 01:30:47,640
Just goes to show.

2257
01:30:47,800 --> 01:30:48,820
It's not what you know.

2258
01:30:48,900 --> 01:30:50,100
It's who you know in this world.

2259
01:30:52,080 --> 01:30:53,180
But that's not us.

2260
01:30:55,000 --> 01:30:55,120
We.

2261
01:30:55,240 --> 01:30:55,580
It's what.

2262
01:30:55,660 --> 01:30:57,680
It's definitely what we know here Tom.

2263
01:30:58,040 --> 01:30:59,300
It's definitely what we know.

2264
01:30:59,340 --> 01:30:59,680
Isn't it?

2265
01:31:01,360 --> 01:31:02,200
I fully.

2266
01:31:02,460 --> 01:31:02,780
Fully.

2267
01:31:03,180 --> 01:31:04,180
110%.

2268
01:31:04,180 --> 01:31:04,860
Concord.

2269
01:31:04,960 --> 01:31:05,700
And agree with you.

2270
01:31:06,300 --> 01:31:07,460
Adam Sandler.

2271
01:31:07,640 --> 01:31:08,540
Thank you very much.

2272
01:31:09,800 --> 01:31:10,100
And.

2273
01:31:10,300 --> 01:31:12,320
It's going to be an Adam Sand ending.

2274
01:31:12,460 --> 01:31:15,140
If we can't make it through these fucking obstacles here.

2275
01:31:15,740 --> 01:31:17,420
You've got bomb blast going off.

2276
01:31:17,880 --> 01:31:18,600
You've got fucking.

2277
01:31:19,340 --> 01:31:20,180
Oh you're fucked.

2278
01:31:21,580 --> 01:31:22,060
Bombastic.

2279
01:31:23,120 --> 01:31:26,200
You need to make sure now you remember not to drive into a fucking shone.

2280
01:31:28,100 --> 01:31:28,880
Big time.

2281
01:31:30,120 --> 01:31:31,740
You gotta go fast though you know.

2282
01:31:32,060 --> 01:31:33,160
Essential piece of pudding.

2283
01:31:33,260 --> 01:31:34,720
Thank you very much Adam Sandler.

2284
01:31:34,800 --> 01:31:35,060
Thank you.

2285
01:31:35,140 --> 01:31:35,960
Hey Francis Tommy.

2286
01:31:36,580 --> 01:31:40,440
Want to congratulate you on moving this speed run along at pace.

2287
01:31:41,020 --> 01:31:42,240
I actually want you.

2288
01:31:43,200 --> 01:31:44,860
To start my newest movie.

2289
01:31:45,640 --> 01:31:47,240
Daddy Day Camp 3.

2290
01:31:47,600 --> 01:31:49,620
Salaries will be greatly.

2291
01:31:50,900 --> 01:31:51,340
Inflated.

2292
01:31:52,240 --> 01:31:53,360
I don't know about that now.

2293
01:31:53,440 --> 01:31:54,740
But thanks very much for the tip.

2294
01:31:55,700 --> 01:31:56,800
Have you heard of that Tom?

2295
01:31:56,880 --> 01:31:57,580
Daddy Day Care.

2296
01:31:58,300 --> 01:31:59,980
I'm not sure at all.

2297
01:32:00,640 --> 01:32:01,320
What that is.

2298
01:32:01,400 --> 01:32:01,560
But.

2299
01:32:03,200 --> 01:32:03,580
Look.

2300
01:32:04,400 --> 01:32:04,680
Well.

2301
01:32:04,960 --> 01:32:06,620
I want to get onto IMDB.

2302
01:32:06,820 --> 01:32:08,820
Somebody was asking me if I would be in the movies.

2303
01:32:08,980 --> 01:32:09,140
So.

2304
01:32:09,460 --> 01:32:10,880
I'm looking to get into movies.

2305
01:32:11,740 --> 01:32:12,820
Send the script on.

2306
01:32:13,220 --> 01:32:14,180
We'll give it a read.

2307
01:32:14,440 --> 01:32:15,420
We'll send it to.

2308
01:32:15,560 --> 01:32:16,800
We'll put it through the agent.

2309
01:32:18,060 --> 01:32:18,420
Yeah.

2310
01:32:18,460 --> 01:32:20,760
We don't actually have an agent either as well.

2311
01:32:20,860 --> 01:32:21,100
So.

2312
01:32:21,300 --> 01:32:23,260
Need to get that fucking box ticked.

2313
01:32:23,980 --> 01:32:27,000
Yep.

2314
01:32:27,660 --> 01:32:28,000
And.

2315
01:32:28,380 --> 01:32:30,680
There's going to be no fucking boxes being ticked.

2316
01:32:31,620 --> 01:32:32,460
If we can't.

2317
01:32:33,040 --> 01:32:34,360
Pump it up through these.

2318
01:32:35,200 --> 01:32:36,660
Scummy bits of fucking.

2319
01:32:39,660 --> 01:32:40,420
Stone and.

2320
01:32:41,520 --> 01:32:43,740
Whatever else is falling on top of us here.

2321
01:32:43,840 --> 01:32:44,420
It's not nice.

2322
01:32:44,520 --> 01:32:44,960
It's nasty.

2323
01:32:45,120 --> 01:32:45,660
It's disgusting.

2324
01:32:46,560 --> 01:32:47,160
But you've got it.

2325
01:32:47,160 --> 01:32:48,740
Hot Chad is coming in.

2326
01:32:49,060 --> 01:32:50,760
With a fucking sweet sweet tin van.

2327
01:32:51,620 --> 01:32:52,520
I can't believe it.

2328
01:32:53,040 --> 01:32:53,780
We're getting there.

2329
01:32:54,200 --> 01:32:54,960
It's so close.

2330
01:32:55,220 --> 01:32:56,300
It's within our grasp.

2331
01:32:57,340 --> 01:32:58,580
The world is closing in.

2332
01:32:58,960 --> 01:33:00,100
The world is not enough.

2333
01:33:00,740 --> 01:33:01,880
Pierce Brosnan's.

2334
01:33:02,240 --> 01:33:03,640
Funky funky setup.

2335
01:33:04,460 --> 01:33:05,060
Here we go.

2336
01:33:05,480 --> 01:33:06,140
Here we go.

2337
01:33:06,600 --> 01:33:07,940
We're going faster as fuck.

2338
01:33:08,520 --> 01:33:09,520
We're nearly there.

2339
01:33:10,120 --> 01:33:10,920
It's Hot Chad.

2340
01:33:11,640 --> 01:33:12,620
We're fucked.

2341
01:33:14,180 --> 01:33:16,820
You've peddled your lives all over the world.

2342
01:33:17,220 --> 01:33:19,740
Roam about a virtual environment with your avatar.

2343
01:33:20,300 --> 01:33:21,520
Handheld gaming devices.

2344
01:33:22,220 --> 01:33:23,220
Nintendo's Game Boy.

2345
01:33:23,920 --> 01:33:24,460
You're not a killer.

2346
01:33:24,680 --> 01:33:25,120
No, I'm not.

2347
01:33:28,160 --> 01:33:28,600
Right.

2348
01:33:29,040 --> 01:33:31,360
Just another quick go of this.

2349
01:33:31,500 --> 01:33:33,680
Now, it's not really going to be that fucking bad at all.

2350
01:33:33,840 --> 01:33:34,100
Like, you know.

2351
01:33:35,240 --> 01:33:38,720
I think we just need to really boob Olympics this.

2352
01:33:38,800 --> 01:33:39,940
Thank you very much, boob Olympics.

2353
01:33:39,940 --> 01:33:42,440
Here's some cash towards the film if you need an agent.

2354
01:33:42,440 --> 01:33:48,360
Let's do this.

2355
01:33:48,440 --> 01:33:48,820
Let's do this.

2356
01:33:48,900 --> 01:33:50,080
Let me just think about this.

2357
01:33:50,140 --> 01:33:51,400
Maybe just a quick fucking...

2358
01:33:51,400 --> 01:33:53,020
Let me get G'd up here.

2359
01:33:56,020 --> 01:33:56,420
Yo.

2360
01:33:56,920 --> 01:33:57,680
Back again.

2361
01:33:58,080 --> 01:33:59,220
We're back for the final one.

2362
01:33:59,300 --> 01:34:00,000
The last rap.

2363
01:34:00,140 --> 01:34:00,720
This is it.

2364
01:34:00,880 --> 01:34:02,180
Not a fucking claptrap.

2365
01:34:02,660 --> 01:34:04,700
Put that shit in your pipe and smoke it.

2366
01:34:04,900 --> 01:34:08,760
Because we're about to fucking go absolutely world star on this.

2367
01:34:08,760 --> 01:34:10,280
We're going to make it hot.

2368
01:34:10,560 --> 01:34:12,160
We're going to get on a jet ski.

2369
01:34:12,160 --> 01:34:15,440
And we're going to say thanks a lot to Schult.

2370
01:34:15,720 --> 01:34:17,220
Schult in the tips.

2371
01:34:17,480 --> 01:34:19,300
With the camp zombie tip.

2372
01:34:19,440 --> 01:34:20,540
Coming in quick.

2373
01:34:20,640 --> 01:34:22,300
I've got this jet ski shit.

2374
01:34:22,740 --> 01:34:23,980
It's breaking my heart.

2375
01:34:24,060 --> 01:34:25,940
Because every time I get near the end.

2376
01:34:26,080 --> 01:34:28,600
I have to stop and let out a fart.

2377
01:34:28,920 --> 01:34:32,240
A cursory blast of air from the anus.

2378
01:34:32,400 --> 01:34:33,820
I know you don't care.

2379
01:34:33,960 --> 01:34:35,200
But I have to tell you.

2380
01:34:35,520 --> 01:34:37,360
I'm very Janus faced.

2381
01:34:37,460 --> 01:34:40,900
When it comes to putting people in their place.

2382
01:34:41,020 --> 01:34:42,060
Not food wallet.

2383
01:34:42,260 --> 01:34:43,500
That's very kind.

2384
01:34:43,740 --> 01:34:45,660
A five tipper ripper rooney.

2385
01:34:46,140 --> 01:34:49,120
We're going to make it outside this little cave-a-rooney.

2386
01:34:49,240 --> 01:34:49,640
Tom.

2387
01:34:49,640 --> 01:34:52,580
Can we have some little Tom stuff?

2388
01:34:53,200 --> 01:34:53,840
Yes.

2389
01:34:53,840 --> 01:34:55,780
I'm coming in strong.

2390
01:34:56,660 --> 01:34:57,520
Where's the audio?

2391
01:34:57,600 --> 01:34:59,240
The audio is gone.

2392
01:34:59,600 --> 01:35:00,960
The audio is gone.

2393
01:35:01,360 --> 01:35:02,520
The audio is gone.

2394
01:35:02,580 --> 01:35:03,180
Back to Francis.

2395
01:35:04,200 --> 01:35:06,180
The audio was gone.

2396
01:35:06,360 --> 01:35:06,960
For Tom.

2397
01:35:07,220 --> 01:35:08,520
But he held it down.

2398
01:35:08,800 --> 01:35:10,840
With his usual aplomb.

2399
01:35:11,080 --> 01:35:12,040
He held it down.

2400
01:35:12,480 --> 01:35:13,260
Acapella.

2401
01:35:14,000 --> 01:35:16,740
Making backbeats like DJ Yella.

2402
01:35:16,840 --> 01:35:17,680
From that group.

2403
01:35:18,620 --> 01:35:20,160
But I can't say their name.

2404
01:35:20,220 --> 01:35:21,520
It's getting funky now.

2405
01:35:21,840 --> 01:35:25,060
I never heard this little funky refrain before.

2406
01:35:25,480 --> 01:35:26,500
But it's a shame.

2407
01:35:26,860 --> 01:35:28,240
The days of yore are ending.

2408
01:35:28,660 --> 01:35:30,780
It's going to be the end time soon.

2409
01:35:30,840 --> 01:35:32,500
When we get out this cave.

2410
01:35:32,500 --> 01:35:34,640
I can't keep up this rave.

2411
01:35:34,840 --> 01:35:35,660
Rave pace.

2412
01:35:36,140 --> 01:35:37,440
Fucking rave pace.

2413
01:35:37,920 --> 01:35:39,560
Absolute rave pace.

2414
01:35:40,100 --> 01:35:40,480
Morge.

2415
01:35:40,580 --> 01:35:41,520
Thanks for the tip.

2416
01:35:41,920 --> 01:35:43,520
This is my rave pace.

2417
01:35:45,380 --> 01:35:45,620
Bit.

2418
01:35:45,920 --> 01:35:46,860
Bit of a cop out.

2419
01:35:47,100 --> 01:35:48,440
Bit of a fucking cop out.

2420
01:35:51,240 --> 01:35:51,680
Yeah.

2421
01:35:51,820 --> 01:35:53,060
Bit of a cop out there Tom.

2422
01:35:53,120 --> 01:35:55,920
I didn't realise that the fucking pace was going to crank up to there.

2423
01:36:00,600 --> 01:36:02,480
Get on the fucking jet ski and move fast.

2424
01:36:02,480 --> 01:36:04,620
That's all you need to do.

2425
01:36:05,160 --> 01:36:07,400
How come the beats were coming through on my end then?

2426
01:36:08,940 --> 01:36:10,320
Something we need to work out.

2427
01:36:10,400 --> 01:36:12,240
We need to work out the technical aspect.

2428
01:36:12,480 --> 01:36:14,720
In fairness it was the first time I've ever switched you.

2429
01:36:14,780 --> 01:36:15,800
I put you on the spot there.

2430
01:36:16,900 --> 01:36:17,100
Yeah.

2431
01:36:17,440 --> 01:36:18,480
What did you think anyways?

2432
01:36:19,820 --> 01:36:21,240
It wasn't great Tom.

2433
01:36:21,300 --> 01:36:23,580
I know that you were acapella and you didn't have the fucking beat.

2434
01:36:23,700 --> 01:36:29,640
But I mean you need to be a little bit quicker and start just seeing what's on your head and in your mind.

2435
01:36:30,860 --> 01:36:31,220
Yeah.

2436
01:36:32,040 --> 01:36:33,040
I thought that's alright.

2437
01:36:33,240 --> 01:36:34,860
I thought fuck I fucked it up.

2438
01:36:35,040 --> 01:36:35,860
But look.

2439
01:36:37,120 --> 01:36:39,120
I might actually have a practice of that tomorrow.

2440
01:36:39,240 --> 01:36:40,180
Do you have...

2441
01:36:40,180 --> 01:36:43,040
Do you have a beat for me there I can take home or something?

2442
01:36:45,280 --> 01:36:46,300
I've been all the time.

2443
01:36:46,380 --> 01:36:47,100
I've ever been here.

2444
01:36:47,200 --> 01:36:47,580
I've ever been.

2445
01:36:47,640 --> 01:36:49,540
But I mean I can't teach you to flow.

2446
01:36:49,640 --> 01:36:52,080
You need to fucking do that yourself.

2447
01:36:52,260 --> 01:36:53,060
It's like the force.

2448
01:36:53,340 --> 01:36:54,300
Having the force you know.

2449
01:36:54,360 --> 01:36:55,700
You need to find it deep within.

2450
01:36:56,080 --> 01:36:57,420
Look deep within your soul.

2451
01:36:58,000 --> 01:36:59,260
And really go south.

2452
01:36:59,620 --> 01:37:00,300
The real McCoy.

2453
01:37:00,400 --> 01:37:01,080
Thank you very much.

2454
01:37:01,220 --> 01:37:01,580
March.

2455
01:37:02,140 --> 01:37:02,840
Food wallet.

2456
01:37:03,340 --> 01:37:03,640
Shult.

2457
01:37:04,100 --> 01:37:05,120
Thank you very much lads.

2458
01:37:06,400 --> 01:37:07,140
Let's do this.

2459
01:37:07,700 --> 01:37:10,940
Let's really really cruise this into next Tuesday.

2460
01:37:11,080 --> 01:37:11,840
Weekday Fortnite.

2461
01:37:16,540 --> 01:37:17,940
Wasn't my greatest...

2462
01:37:17,940 --> 01:37:20,220
Wasn't my greatest performance either Tom.

2463
01:37:20,300 --> 01:37:20,500
You know.

2464
01:37:20,580 --> 01:37:21,740
So I mean you...

2465
01:37:21,740 --> 01:37:23,900
It's not like you had to fucking come up...

2466
01:37:23,900 --> 01:37:26,020
You weren't battling royalty on that one.

2467
01:37:29,020 --> 01:37:29,460
Yeah.

2468
01:37:31,240 --> 01:37:32,640
Make sure you fucking do this.

2469
01:37:32,700 --> 01:37:34,080
I don't want to go back there again.

2470
01:37:34,320 --> 01:37:34,960
But man yourself.

2471
01:37:35,920 --> 01:37:36,320
We're out.

2472
01:37:36,440 --> 01:37:37,040
We're out of there.

2473
01:37:37,580 --> 01:37:38,580
Roll those credits.

2474
01:37:38,840 --> 01:37:40,420
I want to see Japanese names.

2475
01:37:40,700 --> 01:37:43,680
I want to see Japanese lads names in kanji.

2476
01:37:45,100 --> 01:37:45,460
Conrad.

2477
01:37:45,620 --> 01:37:46,460
Thank you very much.

2478
01:37:46,580 --> 01:37:48,180
I'm not sure that was insane.

2479
01:37:48,640 --> 01:37:50,200
Thanks very much there Conrad.

2480
01:37:50,520 --> 01:37:53,700
Very, very, very, very fucking thank you.

2481
01:37:53,800 --> 01:37:56,800
And Bill and Hillary Clinton as well.

2482
01:37:56,920 --> 01:37:58,220
Very thank you to you guys.

2483
01:37:58,640 --> 01:37:59,420
I want to say thanks.

2484
01:38:00,020 --> 01:38:02,540
Conrad who says well done hardcore mode.

2485
01:38:02,660 --> 01:38:03,400
Massive respect.

2486
01:38:03,620 --> 01:38:04,300
Ignore Tom.

2487
01:38:04,380 --> 01:38:06,800
He just wants to find and eat chips in a cave.

2488
01:38:08,800 --> 01:38:09,320
Unbelievable.

2489
01:38:09,740 --> 01:38:13,080
What a swan song for an absolutely unbelievable remake.

2490
01:38:14,460 --> 01:38:16,800
I'm absolutely stunned.

2491
01:38:17,180 --> 01:38:19,360
Even though I knew exactly what was going to happen.

2492
01:38:19,720 --> 01:38:23,120
It just goes to show a testament to how amazingly created this game was.

2493
01:38:23,500 --> 01:38:27,280
that they can shock and awe again and again and again.

2494
01:38:27,280 --> 01:38:28,580
I could put it in word with my dad.

2495
01:38:29,040 --> 01:38:30,380
The play through, the play style.

2496
01:38:30,860 --> 01:38:33,860
Some shite melodramatic bullshit at the end here.

2497
01:38:34,960 --> 01:38:36,420
Piggy Schmall, thank you very much.

2498
01:38:37,040 --> 01:38:38,560
Shlug Wafa, thank you very much.

2499
01:38:38,560 --> 01:38:39,180
You could use a list.

2500
01:38:39,240 --> 01:38:40,440
Vermana, Conrad.

2501
01:38:40,440 --> 01:38:42,140
Very fucking kind of you lads.

2502
01:38:43,200 --> 01:38:48,720
What an absolute scalp of scumbags we have defeated over the course of nearly 20 hours.

2503
01:38:48,780 --> 01:38:49,980
Nearly a full day at this.

2504
01:38:50,980 --> 01:38:59,960
If you think about waking hours, most humans probably fucking get the head down after around 18 or 19 hours of conscious awake time.

2505
01:39:01,220 --> 01:39:09,860
So we've been playing this for a long time and I gotta say some of the nightmares that we've encountered have been nothing short of spectacular and disgusting.

2506
01:39:11,080 --> 01:39:12,860
And we've righted a lot of wrongs.

2507
01:39:13,380 --> 01:39:15,220
And we've put a lot of wrongings in their place.

2508
01:39:15,960 --> 01:39:19,880
But will the justice system be able to handle them going forward, Tom?

2509
01:39:19,940 --> 01:39:21,200
What's your fucking opinion on it?

2510
01:39:23,640 --> 01:39:24,600
Look, we've said it.

2511
01:39:25,360 --> 01:39:27,300
We're the people who are Andy the Fork.

2512
01:39:27,700 --> 01:39:29,580
Thank fucking you.

2513
01:39:29,760 --> 01:39:30,580
Very, very kind of you.

2514
01:39:30,660 --> 01:39:31,900
And Shadow Mozezetski.

2515
01:39:32,820 --> 01:39:34,240
And, uh, Schlug Wafa.

2516
01:39:34,740 --> 01:39:36,080
Look, we've said it before.

2517
01:39:36,500 --> 01:39:40,220
I was talking to Kazanori Kaidoi the other day when I was over in Tokyo.

2518
01:39:40,480 --> 01:39:43,140
I said, a lot of these guys, you've made a great game.

2519
01:39:43,580 --> 01:39:46,300
But we need to come up with a better way of fucking dispatching them.

2520
01:39:46,880 --> 01:39:48,200
It's not, you can't rely on us.

2521
01:39:48,280 --> 01:39:49,380
Adam McCord, thank you very much.

2522
01:39:49,420 --> 01:39:51,520
You can't rely on us to do all the hard work all the time.

2523
01:39:51,860 --> 01:39:53,760
We need legal frameworks put in place.

2524
01:39:53,760 --> 01:39:55,760
We need systematic punishment.

2525
01:39:57,100 --> 01:39:57,500
Ready.

2526
01:39:58,600 --> 01:40:01,220
I was talking to Master Turchi Fokazawa as well.

2527
01:40:01,720 --> 01:40:03,760
I said, what the Fokazawa were you doing?

2528
01:40:04,400 --> 01:40:13,960
Not creating proper stringent measures to encapsulate these viral bastards that are out there trying to kill us.

2529
01:40:14,960 --> 01:40:16,360
What was Fokazawa saying?

2530
01:40:17,860 --> 01:40:18,480
Fokazawa saying, fuck on.

2531
01:40:19,020 --> 01:40:20,620
Because he couldn't understand me.

2532
01:40:20,860 --> 01:40:22,020
Couldn't understand me that day.

2533
01:40:22,620 --> 01:40:24,300
But I tell you who's a good fella.

2534
01:40:24,580 --> 01:40:25,900
Tamahiro Nicaro.

2535
01:40:26,120 --> 01:40:26,820
He's a good guy.

2536
01:40:27,360 --> 01:40:30,720
And he said he's going to make a few changes and kick a bit of ass next time.

2537
01:40:31,760 --> 01:40:33,840
Well, what about Yoshiki Adachi?

2538
01:40:33,960 --> 01:40:39,680
I gotta say, those VFX artworks that he made blew my fucking mind off.

2539
01:40:40,760 --> 01:40:46,760
And the OSW review, you're a glorious, glorious tip ripper runer.

2540
01:40:46,880 --> 01:40:48,020
And I want to say thanks very much.

2541
01:40:48,180 --> 01:40:52,940
Liam Rogers came in clutch time after time after time.

2542
01:40:53,400 --> 01:41:01,400
Himself and Floodmeister General really flooded the fucking chat with unbelievable tips, tricks and skill points.

2543
01:41:01,920 --> 01:41:05,280
And we took them and we festered on them and we brought them back.

2544
01:41:05,360 --> 01:41:08,880
We regurgitated them and we produced an amazing piece of gameplay.

2545
01:41:09,240 --> 01:41:11,360
The likes of Jun Takuchi has never even seen before.

2546
01:41:11,660 --> 01:41:12,580
He's the exec producer.

2547
01:41:14,800 --> 01:41:16,000
He's the exec producer.

2548
01:41:16,160 --> 01:41:17,420
Captain Sack, thank you very much.

2549
01:41:18,020 --> 01:41:20,860
All these people who actually are kind of tipping it.

2550
01:41:21,940 --> 01:41:24,440
You're more or less the exec producers as well.

2551
01:41:24,600 --> 01:41:30,020
Except, you know, executive decision really does lie with myself, actually.

2552
01:41:31,020 --> 01:41:32,360
It does lie with Tom.

2553
01:41:32,480 --> 01:41:35,200
We've got another post script scene here.

2554
01:41:35,740 --> 01:41:41,480
It's none other than Ada Wong, who's doing a little bit of cheeky nasty business with a virus in a can.

2555
01:41:42,000 --> 01:41:46,300
Setting up the next installment with that as well.

2556
01:41:46,380 --> 01:41:47,840
We'd wonder what that next installment is.

2557
01:41:47,940 --> 01:41:49,400
Two posts, thank you very much there.

2558
01:41:49,840 --> 01:41:50,880
It's been a journey.

2559
01:41:51,120 --> 01:41:51,800
It's been a trip.

2560
01:41:51,800 --> 01:41:55,720
That we will remember for days.

2561
01:41:56,140 --> 01:41:57,200
If not weeks.

2562
01:41:57,780 --> 01:41:58,880
This is going to stick with us.

2563
01:41:59,600 --> 01:42:03,880
And I can't believe the situation with Ada Wong.

2564
01:42:03,880 --> 01:42:06,240
It just got better.

2565
01:42:06,360 --> 01:42:07,860
It got better with every scene.

2566
01:42:08,240 --> 01:42:12,080
And she got really better in this game as well.

2567
01:42:13,880 --> 01:42:14,440
Yeah.

2568
01:42:14,440 --> 01:42:16,480
I mean, do you want to elaborate on that?

2569
01:42:17,020 --> 01:42:19,140
How she's better in your mind?

2570
01:42:19,860 --> 01:42:21,920
I don't want to elaborate on that.

2571
01:42:21,920 --> 01:42:23,520
Because, uh...

2572
01:42:23,520 --> 01:42:23,940
Billions.

2573
01:42:23,940 --> 01:42:24,700
I'm not...

2574
01:42:24,700 --> 01:42:26,040
I'm not able.

2575
01:42:27,040 --> 01:42:28,000
How ambitious.

2576
01:42:28,000 --> 01:42:28,000
How ambitious.

2577
01:42:28,000 --> 01:42:29,960
How ambitious, Sam.

2578
01:42:30,040 --> 01:42:30,620
Thanks very much.

2579
01:42:30,700 --> 01:42:31,840
Tommy, Schluggs, Badger.

2580
01:42:31,920 --> 01:42:32,640
Thank you very much.

2581
01:42:32,720 --> 01:42:34,060
Vinegar, Stroke, 69.

2582
01:42:34,200 --> 01:42:36,320
The names are just unbelievable.

2583
01:42:36,580 --> 01:42:37,840
Time for some Fat 32.

2584
01:42:39,120 --> 01:42:39,960
Aiden, the average.

2585
01:42:40,080 --> 01:42:40,740
Thank you very much.

2586
01:42:41,020 --> 01:42:41,540
Tupo.

2587
01:42:42,000 --> 01:42:42,800
Thank you very much.

2588
01:42:43,460 --> 01:42:44,200
Captain Sack.

2589
01:42:44,320 --> 01:42:44,900
Big Red.

2590
01:42:45,220 --> 01:42:45,900
OSW.

2591
01:42:46,400 --> 01:42:47,360
Liquid Speedrun.

2592
01:42:47,960 --> 01:42:49,080
Wonderful to have you back.

2593
01:42:49,400 --> 01:42:50,760
Which of your pundits helped you most?

2594
01:42:50,840 --> 01:42:53,840
I have to say, big shout out to the fucking pundits out there.

2595
01:42:53,960 --> 01:42:54,280
Gary.

2596
01:42:55,340 --> 01:42:55,680
Oh!

2597
01:42:57,920 --> 01:43:07,720
The whole thing was an absolute organic, demonic cavalcade of death and destruction.

2598
01:43:07,720 --> 01:43:10,900
The likes of which I've never seen before.

2599
01:43:11,720 --> 01:43:13,260
Can't even stop thinking about it.

2600
01:43:13,580 --> 01:43:14,560
Gonna have to go away.

2601
01:43:14,840 --> 01:43:15,580
Have a cry.

2602
01:43:15,880 --> 01:43:22,900
Come back to you with an even more well-rounded opinion and analysis of what's actually gone on.

2603
01:43:23,280 --> 01:43:35,300
Wanna say thanks to Hiroki Takida, Serena Kohara, Hiroki Hiihara, Kazuyo Take, Tepe Yomi, Takanori Nakamura, Kotakibe.

2604
01:43:36,220 --> 01:43:38,280
Yeah, I say the fucking names around here.

2605
01:43:38,280 --> 01:43:39,460
Thanks for the help though.

2606
01:43:39,820 --> 01:43:43,420
Yuri Tanaka, Akigo Nakashima, all these names.

2607
01:43:43,620 --> 01:43:52,600
Sano, Toshukara, Yakugu, Yanu, Furukawa, Tanaka, Lee, Hiro, Gong, Nakamoto,

2608
01:43:52,600 --> 01:43:55,420
Chiu, Shizuru, Sakurai.

2609
01:43:57,420 --> 01:44:04,620
Masuda, Nakamura, Yasuki, Matsukawa, Satu, Wesley Bishop, Hushengbet.

2610
01:44:04,620 --> 01:44:16,640
Khwiming, Kelvin Young, Laura Spring, Yasuki Hayashi, Rina Okuni, Hiraki Miyana, Shuhi Yamamoto, Haruki Hashidi.

2611
01:44:16,640 --> 01:44:21,380
Nik Apostolidis, Craig Barantowski.

2612
01:44:21,380 --> 01:44:24,460
We've gone off Japan here.

2613
01:44:24,460 --> 01:44:25,500
We need to go back to Japan.

2614
01:44:25,920 --> 01:44:30,660
Takashiki Murakawa, Yushu Yamamoto, Kasuki Sakaki.

2615
01:44:32,320 --> 01:44:34,460
French and Italian, it's all the same really.

2616
01:44:34,540 --> 01:44:35,700
We're not really arse about that.

2617
01:44:35,960 --> 01:44:40,460
What we want is these amazing names that actually created the fucking thing.

2618
01:44:40,540 --> 01:44:45,960
Not some lads who just carted in at the last moment to do a few fucking voices here and there, Tom.

2619
01:44:46,780 --> 01:44:48,200
I know what you're saying.

2620
01:44:48,340 --> 01:44:51,760
It just loses all meaning when you have to read out a fucking Russian name.

2621
01:44:51,940 --> 01:44:53,820
Maybe I'll do a few Chinese ones here.

2622
01:44:54,560 --> 01:44:55,800
Do a few Chinese ones, Tom.

2623
01:44:56,520 --> 01:45:01,080
Do King King, Zhou Zihan, Su Xin, Xiaomin Jai.

2624
01:45:03,020 --> 01:45:05,300
And listen to the shit song they've got for the ending.

2625
01:45:05,800 --> 01:45:07,520
A voice inside yourself.

2626
01:45:14,840 --> 01:45:15,880
Nickelbacker after you.

2627
01:45:18,760 --> 01:45:19,840
Keep your fucking head.

2628
01:45:19,840 --> 01:45:20,340
Keep your fucking head.

2629
01:45:20,340 --> 01:45:20,680
Keep your fucking head.

2630
01:45:20,680 --> 01:45:21,680
Keep your fucking head.

2631
01:45:21,680 --> 01:45:24,680
Keep your eyes on the fucking head.

2632
01:45:24,680 --> 01:45:25,680
Keep your eyes on the fucking head.

2633
01:45:25,680 --> 01:45:26,680
Keep your eyes on the fucking head.

2634
01:45:26,680 --> 01:45:27,680
Keep your eyes on the fucking head.

2635
01:45:27,680 --> 01:45:28,680
Keep your eyes on the fucking head.

2636
01:45:28,680 --> 01:45:29,680
Keep your eyes on the fucking head.

2637
01:45:29,680 --> 01:45:30,680
Keep your eyes on the fucking head.

2638
01:45:30,680 --> 01:45:31,680
Keep your eyes on the fucking head.

2639
01:45:31,680 --> 01:45:32,680
Keep your eyes on the fucking head.

2640
01:45:32,680 --> 01:45:33,680
Keep your eyes on the fucking head.

2641
01:45:33,680 --> 01:45:34,680
Keep your eyes on the fucking head.

2642
01:45:34,680 --> 01:45:35,680
Keep your eyes on the fucking head.

2643
01:45:35,680 --> 01:45:36,680
Keep your eyes on the fucking head.

2644
01:45:36,680 --> 01:45:37,680
Keep your eyes on the fucking head.

2645
01:45:37,680 --> 01:45:38,680
Keep your eyes on the fucking head.

2646
01:45:38,680 --> 01:45:39,680
Keep your eyes on the fucking head.

2647
01:45:39,680 --> 01:45:40,680
Keep your eyes on the fucking head.

2648
01:45:40,680 --> 01:45:41,680
Keep your eyes on the fucking head.

2649
01:45:41,680 --> 01:45:42,680
Keep your eyes on the fucking head.

2650
01:45:42,680 --> 01:45:43,680
Keep your eyes on the fucking head.

2651
01:45:43,680 --> 01:45:44,680
Keep your eyes on the fucking head.

2652
01:45:44,680 --> 01:45:45,680
Keep your eyes on the fucking head.

2653
01:45:45,680 --> 01:45:46,680
Keep your eyes on the fucking head.

2654
01:45:46,680 --> 01:45:47,680
Keep your eyes on the fucking head.

2655
01:45:47,680 --> 01:45:48,680
Keep your eyes on the fucking head.

2656
01:45:48,680 --> 01:45:49,680
Keep your eyes on the fucking head.

2657
01:45:49,680 --> 01:45:50,680
Keep your eyes on the fucking head.

2658
01:45:50,680 --> 01:45:51,680
Keep your eyes on the fucking head.

2659
01:45:51,680 --> 01:45:52,680
Keep your eyes on the fucking head.

2660
01:45:52,680 --> 01:45:53,680
Keep your eyes on the fucking head.

2661
01:45:53,680 --> 01:45:54,680
Keep your eyes on the fucking head.

2662
01:45:54,680 --> 01:45:55,680
Keep your eyes on the fucking head.

2663
01:45:55,680 --> 01:45:56,680
Keep your eyes on the fucking head.

2664
01:45:56,680 --> 01:45:57,680
Keep your eyes on the fucking head.

2665
01:45:57,680 --> 01:45:58,680
Keep your eyes on the fucking head.

2666
01:45:58,680 --> 01:45:59,680
Keep your eyes on the fucking head.

2667
01:45:59,680 --> 01:46:00,680
Keep your eyes on the fucking head.

2668
01:46:00,680 --> 01:46:01,680
Keep your eyes on the fucking head.

2669
01:46:01,680 --> 01:46:02,680
Keep your eyes on the fucking head.

2670
01:46:02,680 --> 01:46:03,680
Keep your eyes on the fucking head.

2671
01:46:03,680 --> 01:46:04,680
Keep your eyes on the fucking head.

2672
01:46:04,680 --> 01:46:05,680
Keep your eyes on the fucking head.

2673
01:46:05,680 --> 01:46:06,680
Keep your eyes on the fucking head.

2674
01:46:06,680 --> 01:46:07,680
Keep your eyes on the fucking head.

2675
01:46:07,680 --> 01:46:08,680
Keep your eyes on the fucking head.

2676
01:46:08,680 --> 01:46:09,680
Keep your eyes on the fucking head.

2677
01:46:09,680 --> 01:46:10,680
Keep your eyes on the fucking head.

2678
01:46:10,680 --> 01:46:11,680
Keep your eyes on the fucking head.

2679
01:46:11,680 --> 01:46:12,680
Keep your eyes on the fucking head.

2680
01:46:12,680 --> 01:46:13,680
Keep your eyes on the fucking head.

2681
01:46:13,680 --> 01:46:14,680
Keep your eyes on the fucking head.

2682
01:46:14,680 --> 01:46:15,680
Keep your eyes on the fucking head.

2683
01:46:15,680 --> 01:46:16,680
Keep your eyes on the fucking head.

2684
01:46:16,680 --> 01:46:17,680
Keep your eyes on the fucking head.

2685
01:46:17,680 --> 01:46:18,680
Keep your eyes on the fucking head.

2686
01:46:18,680 --> 01:46:19,680
Keep your eyes on the fucking head.

2687
01:46:19,680 --> 01:46:20,680
Keep your eyes on the fucking head.

2688
01:46:20,680 --> 01:46:21,680
Keep your eyes on the fucking head.

2689
01:46:21,680 --> 01:46:22,680
Keep your eyes on the fucking head.

2690
01:46:22,680 --> 01:46:23,680
Keep your eyes on the fucking head.

2691
01:46:23,680 --> 01:46:24,680
Keep your eyes on the fucking head.

2692
01:46:24,680 --> 01:46:25,680
Keep your eyes on the fucking head.

2693
01:46:25,680 --> 01:46:26,680
Keep your eyes on the fucking head.

2694
01:46:26,680 --> 01:46:29,680
Zang Leemar and Zou Xiong Meng.

2695
01:46:29,680 --> 01:46:32,680
Solomon Su and Solomon Per.

2696
01:46:32,680 --> 01:46:36,680
What about Melissa Rodriguez?

2697
01:46:36,680 --> 01:46:39,680
What about Paveline Car- Holly Winter?

2698
01:46:39,680 --> 01:46:40,680
Thank you very much.

2699
01:46:40,680 --> 01:46:43,680
Thanks very much there Holly Winter.

2700
01:46:43,680 --> 01:46:46,680
Baywatch montage music right there.

2701
01:46:46,680 --> 01:46:47,680
Look at this photograph.

2702
01:46:47,680 --> 01:46:48,680
Thank you very much.

2703
01:46:48,680 --> 01:46:49,680
Swede Run.

2704
01:46:49,680 --> 01:46:50,680
Thank you very much.

2705
01:46:50,680 --> 01:46:51,680
Zigweeroo.

2706
01:46:51,680 --> 01:46:52,680
Thank you very much.

2707
01:46:52,680 --> 01:46:53,680
Well done Francis.

2708
01:46:53,680 --> 01:46:55,680
Another record put to the Katana.

2709
01:46:55,680 --> 01:46:56,680
I live by the Katana.

2710
01:46:56,680 --> 01:46:58,680
I die by the fucking Katana.

2711
01:46:58,680 --> 01:46:59,680
Tommy Schlugs Badger.

2712
01:46:59,680 --> 01:47:00,680
Thank you very much.

2713
01:47:00,680 --> 01:47:02,680
Shout out to the Klinman WhatsApp group.

2714
01:47:02,680 --> 01:47:04,680
Vinegar Stroke 69 time for Fat 32.

2715
01:47:04,680 --> 01:47:05,680
Thank you very much.

2716
01:47:05,680 --> 01:47:06,680
Some.

2717
01:47:06,680 --> 01:47:14,680
It's now transitioned from Nickelback into some better music.

2718
01:47:14,680 --> 01:47:17,680
I have to say it's a lovely orchestral piece.

2719
01:47:17,680 --> 01:47:20,680
I wonder who did this and where it was made.

2720
01:47:20,680 --> 01:47:23,680
Was it a Japanese scenario?

2721
01:47:23,680 --> 01:47:28,680
Or was it, was this outsourced to a different country as well?

2722
01:47:28,680 --> 01:47:30,680
Big shout out to the little coffee hut.

2723
01:47:30,680 --> 01:47:33,680
That's the little coffee hut down in Tullamore.

2724
01:47:33,680 --> 01:47:45,680
Possibly, probably, very definitely the best coffee beans and subsequent cups of coffee in the country.

2725
01:47:45,680 --> 01:47:50,680
Did someone just drop a bomb on this ship?

2726
01:47:50,680 --> 01:47:52,680
Cause that stuff was a blast.

2727
01:47:54,680 --> 01:47:57,680
Roam about a virtual environment with your avatar.

2728
01:47:57,680 --> 01:47:58,680
Yeah, I wanna second that.

2729
01:47:58,680 --> 01:48:00,680
Very good coffee.

2730
01:48:00,680 --> 01:48:04,680
A beautiful, beautiful scenario down in Tullamore.

2731
01:48:04,680 --> 01:48:09,680
And it's a high, it's a high, we're the highest of highs at the moment.

2732
01:48:09,680 --> 01:48:15,680
After an 18 to 19 hour and now we're getting a lovely bit of flamenco Gypsy Kings scenario.

2733
01:48:15,680 --> 01:48:18,680
We might even do a lovely bit of flamenco singing for you.

2734
01:48:18,680 --> 01:48:20,680
I might do some of that.

2735
01:48:20,680 --> 01:48:22,680
Let's get out the cash nets.

2736
01:48:22,680 --> 01:48:24,680
Get your clicky clacky shoes on.

2737
01:48:24,680 --> 01:48:27,680
It's about to get a little bit Spanish.

2738
01:48:27,680 --> 01:48:31,680
We're going, we're going on a lovely little trip to Spain.

2739
01:48:31,680 --> 01:48:34,680
Here we go.

2740
01:48:34,680 --> 01:48:35,680
Here we go.

2741
01:48:35,680 --> 01:48:45,680
*Singy music*

2742
01:48:45,680 --> 01:48:47,680
"Megume Toyota"

2743
01:48:47,680 --> 01:48:48,680
Toyota?

2744
01:48:48,680 --> 01:48:51,680
Someone's called Toyota after a car.

2745
01:48:51,680 --> 01:48:53,680
"Karuge Sokoda"

2746
01:48:53,680 --> 01:48:55,680
"Shikedo Sano"

2747
01:48:55,680 --> 01:48:56,680
"Kimbap"

2748
01:48:56,680 --> 01:48:59,680
"Le Shinto Ledo"

2749
01:48:59,680 --> 01:49:01,680
"Names have turned into European ones"

2750
01:49:01,680 --> 01:49:03,680
"Emmanuel Malero"

2751
01:49:03,680 --> 01:49:06,680
"Shermania"

2752
01:49:06,680 --> 01:49:08,680
"Andre Nobelski"

2753
01:49:08,680 --> 01:49:10,680
"Alex Nginkaywe"

2754
01:49:10,680 --> 01:49:11,680
"Mashauro Kambo"

2755
01:49:11,680 --> 01:49:13,680
"Yoshitariyama"

2756
01:49:13,680 --> 01:49:15,680
"Ayeyeyeye"

2757
01:49:15,680 --> 01:49:16,680
"Meguel"

2758
01:49:16,680 --> 01:49:18,680
"Font Design by Fontworks"

2759
01:49:19,680 --> 01:49:26,680
"Big shout out to all the fucking players at Buzz Game Development for delivering a real fucking liquid piece of entertainment"

2760
01:49:26,680 --> 01:49:28,680
"Beyond Capture Studios"

2761
01:49:28,680 --> 01:49:30,680
"You went above and beyond the fucking Call of Duty"

2762
01:49:30,680 --> 01:49:36,680
"You should be captured, rounded up, and really massaged"

2763
01:49:36,680 --> 01:49:37,680
"In a nice way"

2764
01:49:37,680 --> 01:49:38,680
"Temura"

2765
01:49:38,680 --> 01:49:39,680
"Keyword Studios"

2766
01:49:39,680 --> 01:49:40,680
"Digital Hearts"

2767
01:49:40,680 --> 01:49:43,680
"All the fucking cunts at Core Music Agency"

2768
01:49:43,680 --> 01:49:44,680
"Gott"

2769
01:49:44,680 --> 01:49:45,680
"You make great clothes"

2770
01:49:45,680 --> 01:49:46,680
"Intaj"

2771
01:49:46,680 --> 01:49:48,680
"Quixel Megascans"

2772
01:49:48,680 --> 01:49:50,680
"If you need to get your fucking shit scanned"

2773
01:49:50,680 --> 01:49:51,680
"Get on down to Quixel"

2774
01:49:51,680 --> 01:49:52,680
"Tell them I sent you"

2775
01:49:52,680 --> 01:49:55,680
"For a 15% tip off"

2776
01:49:55,680 --> 01:49:56,680
"Vermana"

2777
01:49:56,680 --> 01:49:57,680
"Vermana"

2778
01:49:57,680 --> 01:49:58,680
"Thanks for the tip there"

2779
01:49:58,680 --> 01:49:59,680
"That's a lovely 15% tip off from Vermana"

2780
01:49:59,680 --> 01:50:00,680
"Nobby Gobbler"

2781
01:50:00,680 --> 01:50:01,680
"Thank you very much"

2782
01:50:02,680 --> 01:50:03,680
"All the boys at Capcom"

2783
01:50:03,680 --> 01:50:05,680
"And uh"

2784
01:50:05,680 --> 01:50:07,680
"Look if we've learnt anything"

2785
01:50:07,680 --> 01:50:08,680
"It's that"

2786
01:50:08,680 --> 01:50:09,680
"I think"

2787
01:50:09,680 --> 01:50:11,680
"The eyes of the world have been watching"

2788
01:50:11,680 --> 01:50:12,680
"And"

2789
01:50:12,680 --> 01:50:13,680
"I don't think"

2790
01:50:13,680 --> 01:50:13,680
"I don't think"

2791
01:50:13,680 --> 01:50:14,680
"Society is going to"

2792
01:50:14,680 --> 01:50:15,680
"Stand"

2793
01:50:15,680 --> 01:50:17,680
"or put up"

2794
01:50:17,680 --> 01:50:20,680
"With some of the absolute disgusting behaviour"

2795
01:50:20,680 --> 01:50:22,680
"that has been seen in this scenario"

2796
01:50:22,680 --> 01:50:23,680
"We're talking"

2797
01:50:23,680 --> 01:50:24,680
"minimum"

2798
01:50:24,680 --> 01:50:25,680
"fucking"

2799
01:50:25,680 --> 01:50:26,680
"sentences"

2800
01:50:26,680 --> 01:50:27,680
"Good work"

2801
01:50:27,680 --> 01:50:29,680
"Sick, sick murderers"

2802
01:50:29,680 --> 01:50:31,680
"And I don't put ourselves in that category"

2803
01:50:31,680 --> 01:50:32,680
"because we were"

2804
01:50:32,680 --> 01:50:33,680
"we were there on"

2805
01:50:33,680 --> 01:50:34,680
"We were licensed to kill"

2806
01:50:34,680 --> 01:50:36,680
"we were licensed to thrill"

2807
01:50:36,680 --> 01:50:38,680
"19 hours"

2808
01:50:38,680 --> 01:50:40,680
"only 122 saves"

2809
01:50:40,680 --> 01:50:42,680
"and that was a B ranking"

2810
01:50:42,680 --> 01:50:43,680
"I gotta tell ya"

2811
01:50:43,680 --> 01:50:45,680
"I am absolutely"

2812
01:50:45,680 --> 01:50:47,680
"over the goddamn effin' moon"

2813
01:50:47,680 --> 01:50:48,680
"about that"

2814
01:50:49,680 --> 01:50:51,680
"and Josuke Mercimoto"

2815
01:50:52,680 --> 01:50:53,680
"we are at your mercy"

2816
01:50:53,680 --> 01:50:54,680
"you absolute"

2817
01:50:54,680 --> 01:50:55,680
"unbelievable"

2818
01:50:55,680 --> 01:50:57,680
"Hideo Kojima of a man"

2819
01:50:58,680 --> 01:51:00,680
"well done on the savage run of streams"

2820
01:51:00,680 --> 01:51:01,680
"you got me on playing the game"

2821
01:51:02,680 --> 01:51:03,680
"great bunch in the chat too"

2822
01:51:03,680 --> 01:51:05,680
"thanks for bringing us together"

2823
01:51:05,680 --> 01:51:06,680
"Francis and Tom"

2824
01:51:06,680 --> 01:51:08,680
"chills to Gary and Lord Leo"

2825
01:51:08,680 --> 01:51:09,680
"Liam Rogers"

2826
01:51:09,680 --> 01:51:10,680
"Aaron Flood"

2827
01:51:10,680 --> 01:51:11,680
"and the other big Resident Evil heads"

2828
01:51:11,680 --> 01:51:12,680
"up Ballandine Supermax"

2829
01:51:12,680 --> 01:51:14,680
"says Mercimoto"

2830
01:51:15,680 --> 01:51:16,680
"what a lovely tip there"

2831
01:51:17,680 --> 01:51:18,680
"sentiment"

2832
01:51:18,680 --> 01:51:19,680
"big shout out to everybody"

2833
01:51:19,680 --> 01:51:20,680
"and I must echo those sentiments"

2834
01:51:20,680 --> 01:51:21,680
"fullheartedly"

2835
01:51:22,680 --> 01:51:24,680
"when loading main story"

2836
01:51:24,680 --> 01:51:26,680
"save data from a completed playthrough"

2837
01:51:27,680 --> 01:51:29,680
"you can carry over the data"

2838
01:51:30,680 --> 01:51:31,680
"and start a new game"

2839
01:51:31,680 --> 01:51:32,680
"you will be able to purchase new"

2840
01:51:32,680 --> 01:51:33,680
"we know all this"

2841
01:51:33,680 --> 01:51:34,680
"we know all this"

2842
01:51:34,680 --> 01:51:36,680
"what we'll do is we'll overwrite that"

2843
01:51:37,680 --> 01:51:38,680
"save over that one there"

2844
01:51:39,680 --> 01:51:40,680
"just in case we want to go back to 16"

2845
01:51:40,680 --> 01:51:41,680
"and keep"

2846
01:51:41,680 --> 01:51:42,680
"oh no"

2847
01:51:42,680 --> 01:51:43,680
"I don't think I'll go back"

2848
01:51:43,680 --> 01:51:44,680
"it doesn't matter anyway"

2849
01:51:44,680 --> 01:51:45,680
"what matters is"

2850
01:51:45,680 --> 01:51:46,680
"what matters is"

2851
01:51:47,680 --> 01:51:48,680
"that we've done it"

2852
01:51:48,680 --> 01:51:49,680
"that we've done it"

2853
01:51:49,680 --> 01:51:50,680
"it's been a blast"

2854
01:51:50,680 --> 01:51:52,680
"and I want to say thank you very much"

2855
01:51:52,680 --> 01:51:53,680
"to everybody"

2856
01:51:53,680 --> 01:51:55,680
"who's joined us on this"

2857
01:51:55,680 --> 01:51:57,680
"unbelievable journey"

2858
01:51:57,680 --> 01:51:58,680
"through a"

2859
01:51:58,680 --> 01:52:00,680
"quintessentially seminal"

2860
01:52:00,680 --> 01:52:02,680
"piece of gaming technology"

2861
01:52:02,680 --> 01:52:04,680
"known as the Resident Evil 4 remake"

2862
01:52:04,680 --> 01:52:06,680
"what's more say over than"

2863
01:52:06,680 --> 01:52:07,680
"is that a fucking helicopter"

2864
01:52:07,680 --> 01:52:09,680
"watch out there's a fucking fighter jet coming down"

2865
01:52:09,680 --> 01:52:10,680
"get out"

2866
01:52:12,680 --> 01:52:14,680
"or is that a fucking fighter jet"

2867
01:52:15,680 --> 01:52:17,680
"is that a helicopter"

2868
01:52:17,680 --> 01:52:18,680
"Jesus Christ"

2869
01:52:19,680 --> 01:52:20,680
"King of Ballyhonas"

2870
01:52:20,680 --> 01:52:21,680
"thank you very much"

2871
01:52:21,680 --> 01:52:22,680
"verney teabag"

2872
01:52:22,680 --> 01:52:23,680
"thank you very much"

2873
01:52:23,680 --> 01:52:24,680
"this has been a blast"

2874
01:52:25,680 --> 01:52:26,680
"you've been amazing"

2875
01:52:26,680 --> 01:52:27,680
"thank you very much everybody"

2876
01:52:27,680 --> 01:52:28,680
"we'll talk to you later on"

2877
01:52:28,680 --> 01:52:29,680
"and we'll see you"

2878
01:52:29,680 --> 01:52:30,680
"goodnight"

2879
01:52:30,680 --> 01:52:30,680
"god bless"

2880
01:52:30,680 --> 01:52:31,680
"bye bye"

2881
01:52:32,680 --> 01:52:34,680
"did someone just drop a bomb on this ship"

2882
01:52:35,680 --> 01:52:37,680
"because that stuff was a blast"

2883
01:52:37,680 --> 01:52:38,680
"yes"

2884
01:52:47,680 --> 01:52:49,680
"the Resident Evil 4 remake trial"

2885
01:52:49,680 --> 01:52:51,680
"has heard that Adam Sadler was watched"

2886
01:52:51,680 --> 01:52:52,680
"by undercover guardie"

2887
01:52:52,680 --> 01:52:55,680
"as he and a friar met with Spanish tourists"

2888
01:52:56,680 --> 01:52:58,680
"Sadler with an address in County Roscommon"

2889
01:52:58,680 --> 01:53:00,680
"has pleaded not guilty"

2890
01:53:00,680 --> 01:53:02,680
"Adam Sadler was brought to court today"

2891
01:53:02,680 --> 01:53:06,680
"where he heard details of a guardie surveillance operation"

2892
01:53:06,680 --> 01:53:09,680
"which watched as he and a psychotic friar"

2893
01:53:09,680 --> 01:53:11,680
"met with relatives at a hostel"

2894
01:53:11,680 --> 01:53:15,680
"two weeks after the murder of Spanish police officer"

2895
01:53:15,680 --> 01:53:16,680
"Pedro Cueso"

2896
01:53:16,680 --> 01:53:18,680
"at a local village bonfire"

2897
01:53:19,680 --> 01:53:23,680
"A member of the National Surveillance Unit"

2898
01:53:23,680 --> 01:53:24,680
"Pep Guardiola"

2899
01:53:24,680 --> 01:53:27,680
"said that the neo-pagan sitting in the dock"

2900
01:53:27,680 --> 01:53:29,680
"Lord Adam Sadler"

2901
01:53:29,680 --> 01:53:32,680
"is the same lord he saw throwing slaps at the bonfire"

2902
01:53:32,680 --> 01:53:34,680
"and that Cueso had asked"

2903
01:53:34,680 --> 01:53:35,680
"who do you think you are?"

2904
01:53:35,680 --> 01:53:36,680
"Slappy Gilmore"

2905
01:53:36,680 --> 01:53:38,680
"it was this"

2906
01:53:38,680 --> 01:53:39,680
"Guardiola said"

2907
01:53:39,680 --> 01:53:42,680
"that had led to the immolation of Pedro Cueso"

2908
01:53:42,680 --> 01:53:43,680
"also giving evidence"

2909
01:53:43,680 --> 01:53:44,680
"was friar's cousin"

2910
01:53:44,680 --> 01:53:46,680
"Pat the Bull Galad"

2911
01:53:46,680 --> 01:53:48,680
"owner of Bullseye Amusement Arcade"

2912
01:53:48,680 --> 01:53:50,680
"when asked if he knew anything about the murder"

2913
01:53:50,680 --> 01:53:51,680
"he said"

2914
01:53:51,680 --> 01:53:53,680
"well I made a killing that night"

2915
01:53:53,680 --> 01:53:54,680
"off the slots"

2916
01:53:54,680 --> 01:53:57,680
"it was then that senior counsel Sean Lane"

2917
01:53:57,680 --> 01:54:00,680
"accused Galad of intentionally misleading the court"

2918
01:54:00,680 --> 01:54:02,680
"to which he responded"

2919
01:54:02,680 --> 01:54:04,680
"bullshit"

2920
01:54:04,680 --> 01:54:07,680
"another undercover surveillance officer testified"

2921
01:54:07,680 --> 01:54:09,680
"that a month after the murder"

2922
01:54:09,680 --> 01:54:13,680
"he watched Sadler and the friar drive down the M1 motorway"

2923
01:54:13,680 --> 01:54:17,680
"to meet visiting family members who were over from Spain"

2924
01:54:17,680 --> 01:54:19,680
"and staying in the Regenerator hostel"

2925
01:54:19,680 --> 01:54:22,680
"the owner of the hostel Regina Rater said"

2926
01:54:22,680 --> 01:54:25,680
"it was an Ibero tourist meetup like any other"

2927
01:54:25,680 --> 01:54:27,680
"excruciatingly loud"

2928
01:54:27,680 --> 01:54:29,680
"with scenes of a paddywhackish nature"

2929
01:54:29,680 --> 01:54:31,680
"but one moment stood out"

2930
01:54:31,680 --> 01:54:32,680
"she said"

2931
01:54:32,680 --> 01:54:34,680
"when she overheard Sadler telling friar"

2932
01:54:34,680 --> 01:54:37,680
"to go into hiding until the heat dies down"

2933
01:54:37,680 --> 01:54:39,680
"regarding the murder we did"

2934
01:54:40,680 --> 01:54:41,680
"two weeks later"

2935
01:54:41,680 --> 01:54:44,680
"the friar was arrested by German police"

2936
01:54:44,680 --> 01:54:46,680
"body cam footage of the moment of the arrest"

2937
01:54:46,680 --> 01:54:49,680
"shows him disguised as Andrew Tate getting aggro"

2938
01:54:49,680 --> 01:54:52,680
"the Germans said they knew it was the friar"

2939
01:54:52,680 --> 01:54:56,680
"because his tacky slides were embossed with the image of a bull"

2940
01:54:56,680 --> 01:55:00,680
"which police linked back to his cousin Pat the Bull Galad"

2941
01:55:00,680 --> 01:55:03,680
"one passerby said they thought it was Moby"

2942
01:55:03,680 --> 01:55:08,680
"another said that 500 years ago we had a friar who triggered a papal bull"

2943
01:55:08,680 --> 01:55:10,680
"which slid into the reformation"

2944
01:55:10,680 --> 01:55:14,680
"in 2023 we have a triggered friar wearing bull slides"

2945
01:55:14,680 --> 01:55:16,680
"in indignation"

2946
01:55:16,680 --> 01:55:20,680
"Moby Tate was given a suspended sentence for the murder"

2947
01:55:20,680 --> 01:55:22,680
"and told to stay away from trouble"

2948
01:55:23,680 --> 01:55:25,680
"Adam Sadler was found not guilty"

2949
01:55:25,680 --> 01:55:29,680
"and asked to participate in 15 hours community grind set"

2950
01:55:29,680 --> 01:55:30,680
"to which he refused"

2951
01:55:31,680 --> 01:55:34,680
"a media circus ensued as Sadler left the court"

2952
01:55:34,680 --> 01:55:38,680
"escorted to safety by one of the villagers from earlier on in the game"

2953
01:55:38,680 --> 01:55:40,680
"I don't demand it all, let them graze them peace"

2954
01:55:40,680 --> 01:55:43,680
"Questions have been asked about the state's handling of the case"

2955
01:55:43,680 --> 01:55:46,680
"and how they allowed both suspects to walk free"

2956
01:55:46,680 --> 01:55:49,680
"21 year old Chief Justice Alan Level"

2957
01:55:49,680 --> 01:55:51,680
"the youngest in the history of the state"

2958
01:55:51,680 --> 01:55:52,680
"said not gonna lie"

2959
01:55:52,680 --> 01:55:56,680
"Sadler was low key complicit in the murder for real for real"

2960
01:55:56,680 --> 01:55:58,680
"but his alibi is chef's kiss"

2961
01:55:58,680 --> 01:56:02,680
"he also stated that Sadler's drip was legit fire"

2962
01:56:02,680 --> 01:56:05,680
"and that anyone who disagreed was simping for Moby Tate"

2963
01:56:05,680 --> 01:56:07,680
"then bizarrely"

2964
01:56:07,680 --> 01:56:11,680
"former minister Pat the Cope Gallagher joined the court via video link"

2965
01:56:11,680 --> 01:56:13,680
"to say the verdict was trash"

2966
01:56:13,680 --> 01:56:15,680
"to which Justice Level responded"

2967
01:56:15,680 --> 01:56:17,680
"Cope by name, cope by nature"

2968
01:56:17,680 --> 01:56:20,680
"before ending the video link and uninstalling the app"

2969
01:56:20,680 --> 01:56:24,680
"with that Level took three elf bars out of his top pocket"

2970
01:56:24,680 --> 01:56:28,680
"and recorded a tick-tock of himself hitting all three at once"

2971
01:56:28,680 --> 01:56:30,680
"until they started blinking"

2972
01:56:30,680 --> 01:56:32,680
"exhaling a dense fruity cumulus"

2973
01:56:32,680 --> 01:56:35,680
"which enveloped the enraged grieving family of Pedro Cueso"

2974
01:56:35,680 --> 01:56:38,680
"who had travelled from Spain for justice"

2975
01:56:38,680 --> 01:56:41,680
"but we'll have to return tonight with nothing"

2976
01:56:41,680 --> 01:56:43,680
"and they're flying Ryanair as well"

2977
01:56:43,680 --> 01:56:45,680
"so it's not great as well"

2978
01:56:45,680 --> 01:56:46,680
"no leg room"

2979
01:56:46,680 --> 01:56:48,680
"and they do treat you like cows"

2980
01:56:48,680 --> 01:56:51,680
"and we've heard word from Dublin airport"

2981
01:56:51,680 --> 01:56:54,680
"that they're experiencing more delays"

2982
01:56:54,680 --> 01:56:56,680
"due to drone activity"

2983
01:56:56,680 --> 01:56:59,680
"Connor Williams, Resident Evil News"

2984
01:56:59,680 --> 01:57:01,680
"Central Criminal Court"

2985
01:57:01,680 --> 01:57:02,680
"Central Criminal Court"

2986
01:57:02,680 --> 01:57:04,680
"and they're flying in the middle"

2987
01:57:04,680 --> 01:57:05,680
"and they're flying in the middle"

2988
01:57:05,680 --> 01:57:06,680
"and they're flying in the middle"

2989
01:57:06,680 --> 01:57:07,680
"and they're flying in the middle"

2990
01:57:07,680 --> 01:57:08,680
"and they're flying in the middle"

2991
01:57:08,680 --> 01:57:09,680
"and they're flying in the middle"

2992
01:57:09,680 --> 01:57:10,680
"and they're flying in the middle"

2993
01:57:10,680 --> 01:57:11,680
"and they're flying in the middle"

2994
01:57:11,680 --> 01:57:12,680
"and they're flying in the middle"

2995
01:57:12,680 --> 01:57:13,680
"and they're flying in the middle"

2996
01:57:13,680 --> 01:57:14,680
"and they're flying in the middle"

2997
01:57:14,680 --> 01:57:15,680
"and they're flying in the middle"

2998
01:57:15,680 --> 01:57:16,680
"and they're flying in the middle"

2999
01:57:16,680 --> 01:57:17,680
"and they're flying in the middle"

3000
01:57:17,680 --> 01:57:18,680
"and they're flying in the middle"

3001
01:57:18,680 --> 01:57:19,680
"and they're flying in the middle"

3002
01:57:19,680 --> 01:57:20,680
"and they're flying in the middle"

3003
01:57:20,680 --> 01:57:22,680
"and they're flying in the middle"

3004
01:57:22,680 --> 01:57:23,680
"and they're flying in the middle"

3005
01:57:23,680 --> 01:57:25,680
"and they're flying in the middle"

3006
01:57:25,680 --> 01:57:26,680
"and they're flying in the middle"

3007
01:57:26,680 --> 01:57:27,680
"and they're flying in the middle"

3008
01:57:27,680 --> 01:57:28,680
"and they're flying in the middle"

3009
01:57:28,680 --> 01:57:29,680
"and they're flying in the middle"

3010
01:57:29,680 --> 01:57:30,680
"and they're flying in the middle"

3011
01:57:30,680 --> 01:57:31,680
"and they're flying in the middle"

3012
01:57:31,680 --> 01:57:32,680
"and they're flying in the middle"

3013
01:57:32,680 --> 01:57:33,680
"and they're flying in the middle"

3014
01:57:33,680 --> 01:57:34,680
"and they're flying in the middle"

3015
01:57:34,680 --> 01:57:35,680
"and they're flying in the middle"

3016
01:57:35,680 --> 01:57:36,680
"and they're flying in the middle"

3017
01:57:36,680 --> 01:57:37,680
"and they're flying in the middle"

3018
01:57:37,680 --> 01:57:38,680
"and they're flying in the middle"

3019
01:57:38,680 --> 01:57:39,680
"and they're flying in the middle"

3020
01:57:39,680 --> 01:57:40,680
"and they're flying in the middle"

3021
01:57:40,680 --> 01:57:42,680
"and they're flying in the middle"

3022
01:57:42,680 --> 01:57:43,680
"and they're flying in the middle"

3023
01:57:43,680 --> 01:57:44,680
"and they're flying in the middle"

3024
01:57:44,680 --> 01:57:45,680
"and they're flying in the middle"

3025
01:57:45,680 --> 01:57:47,680
"and they're flying in the middle"

3026
01:57:47,680 --> 01:57:48,680
"and they're flying in the middle"

3027
01:57:48,680 --> 01:57:50,680
"and they're flying in the middle"

3028
01:57:50,680 --> 01:57:52,680
"and they're flying in the middle"

3029
01:57:52,680 --> 01:57:54,680
"and they're flying in the middle"
